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| Viral Speak 12-06-2000
It's been a long time, and I shouldn't have left you, without some whack stuff to argue. OOOOH!Philip: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!! MANGY DOG FROM TAIWAN!!!! You have a Llama jacket!? Aaaah!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU! No, Phil, not you, the llama jacket. - AipomPhilip: But.. jacket likes me!!! Oh, well... Dear Santa,Philip: That's so touching... The Tale of the Jackassing Monkey:Philip: Next time buy a cleaning kit and use that.. then take out an anger on that PS2 your neighbors got. *grins* Philip, you've been visiting the message boards alot lately!Philip: Right now? The games I'm looking forward to.. Cannon Fodder.. for now.. Already got a ton of the "Hot" titles. Looking forward to next year.. Mega Man Xtreme, Alone in the Dark: A New Nightmare, Lufia: Ruins Chaser, Dragon Warrior 3, Harvest Moon GBC 3, Kirby's Tilt N Tumble, Dragon's Lair, Star Ocean, Mythri, and more! Then..there's Game Boy Advanced. Pokemon Puzzle League contains no voices. ^_^ *jumps* Foy!Philip: Lucky Pikachu. I've managed to wrangle up over 5,000 watts. Is there anything beyond Friends? I have a question about Pokemon Silver. I caught a Larvitar and evolved it to a Pupitar and I don't know how to evolve it to a Tyranitar it is already at level 50 and I would like to evolve him. - GsMasterPhilip: I think that one is a Happy Evolution Pokemon.. I think.. try getting him rated.. if not.. he may be the exact opposite.. O_O Orochi p_fish does the happy happy dance because....Philip: It's nice to see that IGN Pocket takes a little effort to help games get publishers... Phil, I really don't want to sound rude, but when the hell are you going to have the Pallet Gym fanfics up? I mean, it's been almost two months and all that's been done is an index page with only three fanfics in it. I'm sure they've already lost most of the readers of those fanfics, please, please PLEASE hurry up and finish up that section so they don't lose anymore. The authors of those fanfics deserve better. - JoshPhilip: I'm working as fast as possible. Some of them I can get up by the end of the week. I've gotten very little support on how the index should look. Now, as for some... I've got a few issues with continuity on a few. Where I'm missing chapters or the first chapter is like Chapter 12 and then leaps into Chapter 23. It's bugging me too. I'll go into depth on those tommorrow. Just hold on. I've got a lot on my mind with the site. In other words, I'm making time; it's just damn hard to. Then I have people nagging me about it. Ice Blue wants me to update the Gallery; but won't do it himself. Update The Oddish! Update the release dates! Fix Pokedex 3.0! Update Radio DMG! Update The Library! Update this! Update that! I work an eight hour job, I work on this site. I'm looking for a different job. I've got money issues, I've got time issues. Windows refuses to believe I have an empty serial port, I have to work on hotel issues for E3, I've got.. let me put it this way. I bust my ass every single freaking day. I get zero respect from where I work, I sit down and I've got a huge-ass list of things that I have to do. I live in a veritable deadline HELL and I would like it if people would just realise that things take time. I can't snap my fingers and everything would be wonderful. I'm not running some half-assed site where I can type a tiny article, put up one or two screenshots, upload it to a cgi and call it a night. I also do not have a cubicle where I come in from 9 to 5 and work on a total of maybe six articles, then post up a "Look at this old preview I did, aren't I special" article as the main draw. I don't copy/paste a snippet of a press release and call it an update. I also don't depend on one staff member to do reviews, or just never update the reviews like a lot of other sites. And YOU people know what sites I'm talking about. I do more in three hours then some of them do in a week. I also have to put up with crud from some other sites. Sorry for the profanity; but I'm a little edgy. The rest is invisible. Oh, I also don't appreciate bullsh*t from GBS****** fans. If you love that site. Great. More power to ya. Just don't f*cking come in here and try to start sh*t in Viral Speak or send me sh*t in the e-mail. Also don't start sh*t with me or other companies. Who's Gary Hudson? I don't f*cking know. Who's Bilbo Baggins? I don't f*cking care. How do we know that Philip isn't Mojo-jojo in disguise? - MankindPhilip: Because my name is NOT Mojo-Jojo. Mojo Jojo is not my name; because my name is Philip! Philip is my name as that is the name given to me; and is not Mojo Jojo! How come Philip does most of the viral speaks? You should alternate ever time you put a new one up. It give a different perpective on all the entries. - NitroPhilip: You related to Ice Blue? Love the Zelda music and little Link walking down the middle of your splash page! - pikamomPhilip: Cool. The animation and flash thingy is something a great fan and Ice Blue cooked up. o/` FLASH! AAAAAA! HE SAVED EVERY ONE OF US! o/`Philip: I"m not a big fan of Flash either; but people like it and it's fun to watch. ^_^ If I really was an Aipom, I would be doing this allll day long.Philip: What a great hobby! Long live SQUID BUNNY FLAKES!!!!! BWAH HA HA!! They own yourPhilip: Crunchy! helloPhilip: Be glad that you have those Pork Rinds.. Lieberman wants tighter FDA regulations.. they could take them away from you. I love Kirby's Star Stacker. No one else here seems to. bugger and blast. - TenryuujinPhilip: I have that game! I love it too. ^_^ Oh Phillip, many of us Dorks have a tetrinet weakness, oh yea we do;) stop by studio and play me one day. oh, the weakend quote reminded me, i have an Asian DVD called Cherry Blossom Heat - BlastraxPhilip: Is Kobe Tai in it? Studio.. must go... forgot irc server.. O_O j00 h45 b33n h4x0r3d! 91m9574993d! 1 0wn2 j00, 9h1719, 1 0wn2 j00!Philip: l33t! I am scared of the thing that you do that scares me. It is scary, and I wish the restraining order really worked. You do that thing that scares me, and I'm scared cause of that. Please stop doing the thing you do that scares me so much, cause its scary and it scares me. I am scared. And I have a restraining order. So stop scaring me, or I'll have to ask you to stop scaring me again. And if you dont stop scaring me, then I'll have to ask another time, and if you dont stop then, I will ask yet again. Please dont scare me anymore. Thank you. - You scare me, and I am scaredPhilip: BOOGA BOOGA! Stupid dog... The coolest Movie Robot ever has to be the infinitely dorky Box from Logan's Run.Philip: This one I made with my Legos. I call it "Fennixdeath" It has a foot-long wingspan. YAY! You're a fan of Evil Monkey! Yay! Hey, is Evil Monkey the twin of Sock Monkey?Philip: He he he... *ahem!* *calls over Sephiroth( >CHARZILLA
>[scene
#... something, who cares.]
>[Ash
and co are in... some darn city
>named
after a color we've never heard of.
>There's
a rumble,
>and
Ash looks up at 200 foot Charizard,
>which
is squashing buildings.]
>Ash:
Wow, what's that?
>[gets
out Pokédex]
>Dex:
Charzilla, the Supersized Pokémon.
>Charzilla
has to eat 1500 pounds of meat per day.
>Ash:
I'm going to catch it!
>[Brock
and Misty look at each other.]
>Brock:
He's lost it.
>Misty:
Yep.
>Brock:
Well, Ash, we'll be right behind you in the bomb shelter over there.
>Bye!
[runs for it, since Charzilla seems to have noticed them]
>Ash:
All right, Pikachu, get ready to- Pikachu?
>[Pikachu,
being several times smarter than Ash,
>made
a break for it, and is now a speck in the distance.]
>Ash:
Augh! Guess I'll have to try this the quick way... Pokéball,
GO!
>[The
Pokéball bounces off
>of
the bottom of Charzilla's upraised foot, as its shadow falls over Ash.]
>Ash:
I thought that was my Master Ball... I know I've got one in here some-
>*STOMP*
The Morolians have shot me with their mysterious go-go dance ray gun! Up Down Up Down Chu Chu Chu!Philip: Chu Chu Chu! C++ code!Philip: Good. |
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