This is the ONLY good song on her new album.. I like the back beat to it.. more than the actual song. Of course, I borrowed it, ripped it all into MP3 and promoted the wonders of audio piracy. Whoo! I want to sample that back beat... I could make a vastly superior mix of this song. So, before thinking of actually forking out money for that album.. just download THIS track from Morpheous or something like that. Selective audio piracy! I think Britney Spears really needss to learn that she is only good as a sample for vastly superior songs. Her first album was incredibly samplable. The next albums.. suck. And speaking of suck.. that's also another way for Britney to improve her career....

I just watched the "super mario bros." movie.
gawd that movie is just bad.

and towards the end when koopa tries to merge the two worlds, koopa tower replaces the WTC in new york... and koopa tower has a bigass chunk taken out of one of the towers (!)  SMB movie predicted the WTC tragedy!  *gasp*

nah, its probably coincidence. - Allison Axe

Okay, I just have to say it:
EGM, while very, very bad, has one good point: Hsu and Chan: Game Makers, with such memorable quotes as 'now remember, Chan, those darts'll put a grown man to sleep faster than watching someone else play Tomb Raider Four!...'
Plus, I think Chan slammed the XBox at one point. Now, if only the people doing that worked for Nintendo Power or something like that. Oh well. - AnotherLoser

my mother just recently passed away as a result of lupus and i now nave to tkae a blood test. what should i do? what if i test positive? help? - lynx

mmm we had pet wigglything...
but then we chop it up and eat it! - Babies with Forks

I played a Gamecube and Xbox today. I was disappointed with both. I don't know why... They just didn't seem 'special' like the N64 did when it came out. I mean, the difference in graphics between N64 and Gamecube is miniscule compared to the difference between N64 and SNES. Furthermore, the gameplay and control is identical. Oh yeah, the Gamecube has bump-mapping. Like I care. Now the transition from 2D to 3D was exciting, but after the point of anti-aliasing and hardware-smoothed textures, the average person can't tell the difference. And the Xbox graphics SUCKED. Albeit I only played Munch's Odysee, but it was much worse than the Gamecube. Could be compared with Dreamcast at best. Oh and remember, the opinions expressed in this viral speak do not in any way represent my opinions or stance toward Microsoft, Xbox, or any of their affiliates. In conclusion, PCs are better and cheaper(if you don't use a case and just ducttape all of your parts onto a piece of cardboard) - ME_

What ever happened to the sock monkey? we havent heard from him in a while! - Nitro

i need help!!! ne body got pokemon gold or silver plz contact me at: 
daddys_angel_1990@yahoo.com - peanut

I love my pokemon crystal game, but i have one small problem with it...where are all the electric pokemon?!  You can only find crappy Magnemite, not any good ones like Pikachu or Mareep!!!  Talk about turning out the lights...how can my team be complete without one? - clarynet

Hey, Phill have you ever seen the Daily Show  segment "America Freeks Out" because that's exactly what everbody is doing right now.It acruatly displays peoples fear over nothing I mean come on more people have died this year from vending machines falling on them than all of the anthrax cases in the United States. Gundam rules, (foy is flight)and ROCK ON HARDCORE ! (sorry if it sounds like I'm ranting) - great_destroyer74

I'm not funny when I have my dad yelling at me to turn off the computer... :-[ - M3wThr33

I'm not advertising or anything, but I just wanted to know if anyone reads pokebattles.  Cause the Demon Jigglypuff reminded me of Doompuff?  I hope someone knows what im talking about, cause if not, i sound insane.  (But secretly, i am).  Oh yeah, and I dropped my Aipom cookie in my H-bomb milk the other day and i want to know if i can rescue it!  H-bomb milk is extremely dangerous.  How do i get my poor drowning Aipom cookie out of the H-bomb milk without it exploding? - clarynet

I remember this time last year. I was typing a Viral Speak about Canadian thanksgiving and killing Frasier. That was cool.Now I'm complaining about the sweltering heat, horrid food, homesickness, firewalled staff housing internet which prevents MSN use and *GROSS ALERT* the fact that I haven't taken a solid dump in months. :P Aside from that, this palce is okay, though. If I have the time, I might just whip up a couple of reviews, too. I just got Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure today. Well, whatever... - Matt Stefaniuk, Sadistic Monkey Extraordinaire!

It's Daisy (blonde), Lily (pink) and Violet (blue) - Josh

I just played a game of Dance Dance Revolution 5th Mix.  I heard the abominable Britanny Spears in there while playing!  I hoped that there would be some respite frome her, but I guess that evil has saturated every gaming venue out there.... - Pop The Happy Monkey

Why don't you print my letters. Well, they are letters that form words.  
Anyways, I usually write insightful things that reflect modren society.  

My posts are intellient but you must look beyond the glits and glamor and get back to the the basics. 

Well thank you for your time.  
PS: The monkey flies at midnight...  - CrazyKola

HEY! THAT CUKEMAN IS LOOKING WEIRD AT ME .... AAAH! ITS AFROMAGICTHINGALING IS ...
*puff!*

see, now i am a rabid I?Neo - Imakuni? Neo

I was anthrax for halloween. I covered myself in flour and had a shirt with "ANTHRAX" written on it. - wonk hero

The Hippoty Hopity Easter Bunny is coming straight at me. Closer and closer he hops up on my knee. Up to my shoulder the Bunny's much to near. Happy Easter, he whispers in my ear. 

(As the children sing this song, their hands hop from their feet to their knees and eventually to their shoulders and ears. They absolutely love it!!!!!) - The Crack Head in the Yellow Hat

I like gothic girls. - The Heptagon

KOMO DUN IS RIPPING OFF TOBOR'S TRADEMARK STYLE!  TOBOR WILL DEMONSTRATE HIS COLONIC INTRUSION SKILLS ON KOMO DUN!

RAAARRRR! - Tobor

hey, I have no objections to Anthrax jokes. As of this writing, about 2 people have died of it. If you're afraid of it, you have a problem. In fact, there are few things that have caused as small a number of deaths as Anthrax. What about people who fall out of bead and die, or die because of drugs? Of course, if a giant attack with Anthrax did happen, I would have to change my stance, but up till now, it's nothing but a threat greatly exaggerated by the media. the fact is that it's very hard to use Anthrax in an attack. It dies on contact with sunlight, and only couple of countries know how to use it. Granted, one of them is Iraq... Anyway, about 25,000 people die each year from the flu. If you're gonna worry about Anthrax, you should also be more careful next time you cross the street, touch a doorknob, ride in a car, eat a sandwich, and, oh, maybe you should install security cameras outside your house and never talk to anybody you don't know and buy a couple shotguns and some more locks for your doors and put bars on your windows and don't sleep, and if you have to, sleep with a gun in your hand because all of these things are more likely to help you than this blind fear of Anthrax. - ME_

Eggbert the Easter Egg 

Eggbert the Easter Egg Was a teeny little Easter Egg. Cutest thing you ever saw In the window of a big department store. 

All day the children came. Noses pressed against the window pain. Spoke to Eggbert but Alas! Eggbert cried because he couldn't answer back! 

But all at once the clouds rolled by to let the sun shine through. Believe it or not! It got so hot that Eggbert split it two! 

Out popped a baby chick. A teeny weeny little baby chick. And the children heard him say: "Eggbert wishes you a Happy Easter Day!" - The Crackhead in the Yellow Hat.

youpeapolsuck - <cyrax127@hotmail.com>

I have learned some frightening news... several people a year are known to die from playing "Twister". This must be some sort of terrorist attack. I reccomend we all throw away the game and avoid going into large groups of people where games could possibly be played. - Masamune

You know, this entry would be so much more fun to read if I had anything interesting to say. - Phantom

Philip, if any more people start moaning at you about the Oddish, smother them with your Pikmin. We all need laughs now, and it may have been risky, but I don't see why people can't see the point of stuff like that.

Advance Wars, the best damn game I've played in ages... Maybe I'll write a review for it. Imagine, my opinion, here for everybody to read! People will follow my words without any will or thought of their own! How's that for world conquest? - Donnerjack

mmmm... DooM... - Kaden Kyarel

Hey Phill, I've bean coming to you site for a long time. I liked your anthrax joke. I feel that anybody who is offended by it should lighten up a little bit. EGM(sucks)definently ripped off your joke. Keep up the good work, MTV still bites and the Daily Show rules. catch ya later - great_destroyer74