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Viral Speak 09-30-2000 Oh, Coily... wrap your tail around my orange
legs, and kiss me on the snorkel, oh.. Coily... mmmm.. Coily I've always
loved you.. oh, no! Philip's coming back to his Game Boy Color! Oh, no!
@!#?@!
God, how stupid can Sony be? "Duh,
for some reason *coughsquarecough* people think our crappy system will
be the best ever. So let's not make enough." HELLO? Do
the same people who design the system press the buttons to put it together?
Please, good readers of VS, do yourself a favor and DON'T BUY A PLAYSTATION
2. Go spend that $300 on a Dreamcast with Jet Grind Radio and Crazy
Taxi, and then wait one week and pick up Shenmue. Please, do it for
me...do it for Blue Viri...do it for yourself. Thank you. - Sebulba113
Philip: Gotta love a Viral Speak that starts
with the phrase: "God, how stupid can Sony be?"
Those last two reviews I wrote while
I was in C++ class at my high school. Class is boring. Here below I paste
some C++ code:
void ProgrammerInfo()
{
cout << "Ah hello! My name is Christopher
Glass!" << endl;
cout << "I am age 16 and a junior
at ******** HS" << endl;
cout << "I enjoy computers and video
games and also" << endl;
cout << "Long walks in the park at
sunset.\n";
}//Programmer Info
void ProgramInfo()
{
cout << "Computes the weight of a
batch of flat washers..\n";
}//Prog info
float instruct(string dezVar)
{
float floatie;
cout << "\'Ello Mate! Could I please
\'ave the\n";
cout << dezvar << ": ";
cin >> floatie
return floatie;
}
Wheeee! I might review Mr. Driller, maybe. -
JayGee1
Philip: C++ Breakfast of Champions!
I have nothing really relevant to say,
but if you post this my streak will continue. If not, then you're evil.
- The Heptagon
Philip: Oh, they call him the Streak! (Woosh!)
Don't look Akemi!
RATS - George W. Bush Jr.
Philip: Hidden text is evil. Therefore you
are evil and I shall vote for you. Because we need evil; not a slack democrat
evil... a new evil.. a republican evil!
when is tyrannosaurus tex slated for
release? - nemesis42
Philip: That's a damn fine question that deserves
a damn fine answer. IGN Pocket says January 2001. Here's an old
interview I did with Slitherine. I'm thinking January is probably
right. Considering it's just finishing up bug testing and Severus Snape
isn't going to let them put out anything with bugs in it. *grins*
At my school-come to school in your pajamas-every
year, some retard gets busted for just wearing boxers
Dumber than Kasumi's "bad hair day"?
YOU DECIDE! - Robb
Philip: If I was in a school and they did
that... well.. I like sleeping naked!
I made brownies. Do you like brownies?
I like brownies. Do you want some? - Sadistic Monkey
Philip: Sure!
Dost thou love me?
No!
But thou must...
Dost thou love me?
No!
But thou must...
Alas, alas, alas... - Lucifer
Philip: Would be Hell to love thee. A kind
and swift death unto my soul. A bittersweet damnation of my own device.
Yes, Chrono Chross is good. - Kasumi
Philip: You DAMN right.
What exactly IS Cukeman? It doesn't
look right... - Joltz
Philip: An enemy in Link's Awakening that shocks you when you hit
it with your sword.
What is that picture of sailor moon thing
in the snowflake?- PURPLEMONKEYSINSTRAIGHTJACKETS
Philip: Importationality. It's our Import news.. I need to update
it or move it to the front.. or better yet.. give it it's own little section..
hmm... umm.. I'm going to do something with it nifty soon.
I had reserved my copy of Pokémon
Silver when I sold this one video game store a couple of PlayStation games
of mine. Well, at the time I didn't know that you'd get a Pokémon
CD for reserving a copy, until Pikamom and some other people mentioned
it. So I went back to the store and got my CD. I was so excited, but when
I started looking at it I was so disappointed. Five minutes and I was bored.
I basically knew all the stuff on it already. *sighs* Oh well, good thing
it was free. - Lady Rend
Philip: The CD is dissappointing; but I checked my number on it
and I won stuff. Oh, look for a special auction from myself soon.. I have
a mint condition display for the Pokemon: The First Movie video release...
I might do an auction for it. Or do a contest... soon.. maybe.
Remember the old days? When People used
to not die. I certainly don't. Thank you. Accually, no thank you, I'm full.
- SuperSmashBlu
Philip: You're welcome. Come into the fish of my mind.
Cukeman seems to have the same trouble
I am having. I saved up huge stockpiles of guns and poop, and now
that Y2K turned out to be a flop, i don't know what to do with them. -
Beefy_B
Philip: It's Food! Oh, well. Guns and Poop? My suggestion is to
take over the world..
Nu Yell is coming to America! Now we
can embroider cukeman onto our backpacks and pillowcases! - PURPLEMONKEYSINSTRAIGHTJACKETS
Philip: Praise the Lord!
Do you know when Ice Blue is gonna be
unbusy enough to update the ranks on the boards? I don't wanna be a 1600
forever... - The Heptagon
Philip: Well, you don't look your age.. believe me
::Anouncer style voice::
You might remember this message...
"Philip,
You are a great writer with a great web page.
My I interest you to just take a quick look at my web page and tell me
your honest opinion on it? It's a game review page. Thank you, sir. I am
in your debut. Have a good one!"
And you might remember saying
"You forgot the URL!"
::Smacks himself in the face::
Heh... My appoligises, sir. In all honesty, I
can't believe I did something so forgetful as to put a URL... especially
when that was the point of that viral speak to begin with.
