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Viral Speak 09-28-2000
I try.. I try... umm.. what's that over there! It's the Lars Fairy! It's come to take your money and leave you teeth! How many did I delete today? Umm.. lots.. here's the Viral Speak.

I'm in love with a Virus. What should I do? - Donkey Boy
Philip: Try flowers. Oh, chocolate is a great one too! And if all else fails.. try honesty! Hey.. it works! It works, I'm telling you!
I like Pokémon and Digimon equally. Am I evil? - Pikamew
Philip: No. You're not evil. Now, if you like the "new" digi-destined over the old digi-destined.. you're evil.
*makes a smoke screen*

*burns books*

*inserts V-Chip in Phillip's TV*

*steals Phillip's M-rated games*

My work here is done. I bid you farewell, and remind you to vote for me because I'm the one who invented the internet! Adieu!

*makes another smokescreen and disappears ninja style* - Al Gore

Philip: I think you suck. I'm voteing for Bush and Dick.
At my school today, we're having a Bad Hair day. That's when everyone comes to school with their hair as messed up as possible. Isn't that so freaking stupid? - Kasumi
Philip: Bad Hair Day? Sheesh.. whatever happened to "Bring Your Favorite Fire Arm Day? School Events get dumber and dumber. I'll bet they got rid of good ol' BYFFA Day.
I miss my regular dose of Diva... - The Heptagon
Philip: .......... Knew I forgot something...
Philip:
I've got some useful info for you.

I was at the reviews "wish list", I noticed how you dont have the following games:

InfoGenius French Translator
InfoGenius Personal Organizer

I have these "games", and i'll be proud to try to give you a review for them.  I believe I bought them new for a really cheap price a long time ago.

later homes. - Dark Terran

Philip: I like reviews. ^_^
Philip, 
You are a great writer with a great web page. My I interest you to just take a quick look at my web page and tell me your honest opinion on it? It's a game review page. Thank you, sir. I am in your debut. Have a good one! - Salohcin Green
Philip: You forgot the URL!
If you keep touching the cucumber, it'll become a pickle. How fun is that to say? - JayGee1
Philip: Yup.
You don't love me. - Sadistic Monkey
Philip: Because you are neither a Game Boy or Akemi. *grins*
Why is called "BowWow's Poll of the Day" when...well...it's not daily? - The Heptagon
Philip: RUN JAZZ! I'll save you!
My impression of Foy looking in a mirror:"YOF"This is Viral Speak looking in a mirror:"KEAPS LARIV"HURRY! everyone should submit their "look in the mirror" words today!Thank you.Anything else is probably not DMG ice.DOT MATRIC GAMING IS COMPLETE ECTASY.Anything else is probably not DMG ice.DOT MATRIC GAMING IS COMPLETE ECTASY.DMG Ice (Serious Gameboy) - Dark Terran
Philip: Wookie.
well, i dont really have anything witty, funny, or intersting to put here, so i will make a request that plymouth is moved up to the top of the page. it took me a couple of visits here before i even noticed him and his impressive ice- into- ice throwing capabilities. mabye put a picture of leiberman to replace the big ice- that would be funny. ok. i have put in my word. - jumbo
Philip runs.
Love your cucumber - The Boinker
Philip: As often as I can.
I've been on a FF Legend III/Mario Golf bender for the last few days. Is that bad?  Oh, and any idea when Mario Tennis GBC comes out? - Sebulba113
Philip: Hmm.. not sure; but.. I've been absorbed into Dragon Warrior 1 & 2, and Lil' Monster for the last few...
I  need some help... You know the mountain dew commercial with the 4 guys in black singing a song about it? (I see a little silhouette of a can/Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew/) Anyway is that based on a real song? I seem to remember it is based on a song, but i haven't been able to find out what it is ANYWHERE, so I come to Philip and the Viral Speakers. How 'bout it, guys?
 

By the way, Philip, post this even if you don't know the song, cause some viral speaker might... - CodeBlue

Philip: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. Check out Wayne's World.
Once, i saw this site.  It said.... Welcome to DMGIce!  So, i thought you'd been moved?  Then i went into their chatroom.  They had only bowwow in there, but it was spelled bawwow.  so i was concerned...  finally a op named Fill came in.  i asked him... if this is the real DMGIce, then who's Padrino?  He just stood there and blinked.  He yelled for me to get out.  I left, then i woke up and realized it was all a horrible dream... or was it?  Maybe it was DMGIce in another dimension???? - Tick
Philip: Maybe; but in that dimension I'm "dead" and Akemi is searching for some weird cat guy.. that might just be my dad. Jazz is a musician of sorts, Yak is a big pink puppy, Ice Blue is this Skeleton Clown thingy, and Adrock is a General.
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