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Viral Speak 09-5-2000
T.M.Riddle: Aiee! My book! Sorry, I don't know how my fantastic rant got in there over 600 times. Mind you, I only sent it once or twice. It always said it couldn't connect with the server...My mistake. Or Yahoo!'s. On second thought, I blame the guy at Nintendo who named Foy L*dy*. How come this never happens when people send us... like... money? The Heptagon: Wee. Does the fun ever stop? Only if you don't meet the hight requirement. 6u: I dont undertand what the **** this site is about.. i mean i coem to see if theres any game boy news but whats all the other crazy ***? What sets us apart. Matt Stefaniuk, Sadistic Monkey Extraordinaire: Why, I believe big bird is a gigantic, homocidal maniac bent on taking over Saskatchewan... Who isn't? Horshack: Hello. How are ya? I'm Arnold Horshack. WHOOPS! Someone got Viral Speak confused with channel #gameboy! Don't be embarrassed, I do it all the time. Bobarino: What? Where? If you're refering to that good lookin' editor that's gonna do the next viral speak: I'm right here, stupid! Gaseous Snake: *phhht* Excuse me. *** Gaseous_Snake has been kicked off channel #gameboy by `jazz (Gross) Hmm not quite as satasfying here... The Boinker: Philip, do you like doing Viral Speak, or would you rather have one of your staff do it? Does Philip still work here? Salohcin Geen: If everyone thinks that Dreamcast is going to die because the Saturn got crushed so easily, why doesn't anyone say that the Gameboy Advance is going to die because the Virtual Boy had a short life? Something to ponder. Because isn't not called Virtual Boy Advance. Phsyco: Chicken tastes like chicken. Me too. BrianC: HotGen is designing the GBC verison of Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine. I wonder what this could mean... HEY LADY! YOU CALL HIM DR. JONES! The Phantom Gamer: I WAS around for a while, you just said you had some jobs coming. I didn't even have any good games to write reviews for back then. Eventually, I would have done something. Unfortunately, I ended up forgetting about this place for a year. Then I found myself kicked off the staff. *shoots an evil look to all the staffers* *Especially all the new ones* It seemed like a conspiracy back then... The last time I went on vacation, I came back to find Philip wandering around not knowing who he was or what he was supposed to do. So I try not to do that anymore. Suikun: With the upcoming release of Pokemon Gold and Silver, a lot of kids are gearing up to "catch 'em all." This is all in good fun, for the most part. But, unknown to most humble consumers, one of the new Pokemon in Gold and Silver is actually the twisted bastard offspring of Satan and a hamster... Pokemon is a sibling of Al Gore? Cool. Orochi p_fish Wonderswan, is it worth it? Or will it go the way of the NGPC. This is assuming that they _do_ release it here. The Wonderswan Color is more powerful than the GBC, but nowhere near the GBA. It's being released in the states just before the GBA. You do the math. The Heptagon: I have cookies. ENVY ME!!!!!! Envy you? I'm the one with the Macintosh. (You didn't really think I'd do this without making a Apple reference, did you?) misty: I went into labor, and made mist-letts Not my fault this time! Gaseous Snake *phhhhhhhhht* oops, i farted again. *** Mode change "+b Gaseous_Snake!*@*" on #gameboy by `jazz The Boinker What's your theme song Philip? Jazz: Who's that private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? Girls: Phil! Jazz: Ya daaaaaaaamn right. Darth Chewbacca I WATCH COPS WITH NO PANTS ON. And they don't do anything about it? The Heptagon: Could you lend me a few hundred bucks to buy a Game Cube and some cookies? What kind of expensive-ass cookies do you buy? titan25: 5 bucks sez you will never post this. Mr. Lincon the fortune teller? You'd better get your money back. The Heptagon: What happens if Tony Danza wants to check out The Oddish? The wild dog would smell him, and tear into his flesh in a blind rage. Adrock isn't on vacation is he? Well, that's enough of that. Back to DMG Ice |
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