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Viral Pheonix 09-04-2002
Y eah, yeah. After such a loooong time, it's a new Viral Speak. But not from me. Instead, HBomb -Snowflake Studios' resident slave- begged me on hands and knees to let him do a Viral Speak. So, after much thought, I decided to grant his request. So, there you go.

Philip is listening to: "Turn Back Time" -  From End of Evangelion. It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down..
How much do you think a blue virus can eat in one day? - Nitro
Hbomb: They have the metabolism of a Saiyan. The last 3 all-you-can-eat buffets we took them to went out of business.

Is there going to be another viral speak sometime within the next millenium? - clarynet
Hbomb looks into Magic 8Ball: My sources say no.

Like the phenoix DMGIce will resseruct. - Chaos
Evil Hbomb watches the phenoix resseruct: Chaos knows no spell check!
You keep promising Viral Speak, not to mention regular updates, and you have been a little...lax on the delivery. And you wonder why we worry about or favorite GB site? I love this site, and dont want to see it go. - Cyberxion101
Hbomb:  Well, according to Chaos, we're going to resseruct like the phenoix.... whatever that means.
Wow. DMGIce is dead. I used to love this site, now coming hear just hurts too much. - Hmmn....
Hbomb:  Didn't you hear Chaos? We're going to f-cking resseruct like the f-cking phenoix. I still have no idea what that means.
What has happened to this beautiful site Philip? It was once updated all the time! Please come back to us... for the kids. - Clay
Hbomb:  Clay? Clay Jones? If you see this, e-mail me here .
Is it sad that I've been checking daily for updates like for like a year now. - Jodas
Hbomb:  No, what is sad is that I've been checking for 4.
Sailor Neptune is embarassed by the sexual promescity of the Review girl. - Shady
Hbomb: Good thing we don't have Ryoko here.
I can't play the Catch 'Em game. Noooooo! - The Heptagon
Hbomb: If Pikachu's not on there, I don't want to play.
I've caught 102 pokemon on crystal including suicune - Juju
Evil Hbomb: And your point is?
I keep on seeing Gengar's face... - Kid Buu
Evil Hbomb: Then quit looking in the mirror.
Here I am also!- TK421
Hbomb: But where are your pants?
i think poppy seed is after me.....why? cuz i clicked the reveiw girl...help me philip there all out to get me -boss64
Hbomb: Philip? There is no Philip.
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby

All right stop
take a look at this web page
philip's back with a brand new update/
reviews going in suki nihon
and misty and ash are getting in on/
it's misty in the story number 2
you know you want to read that too/
guess what now hes getting rid of some forums
now he can replace them with some new ones
SPEAK! of the viral variety
readers ranting like a frantic Leahy
NEWSITY! its fresh off the press
this is nothing less than journalism's best
buttons and thingies
that link to places
better watch for dead ones or you'll be wasting
if theres a problem he will solve it
check out the beat while the virii revolve it

Ice Ice Baby
DMG Ice Ice Baby - ice guy

Hbomb: You forgot Snowflake.
Never leave your duck loaded. - Master Chief
Hbomb unloads his duck: Thanks for the tip.
im feeling tuti-fruti.. - slim shady
Hbomb: This just in: Tuti-fruti files restraining order against Slim Shady!
When ya' gonna do another VS? - Hbomb
Hbomb: Am I talking to myself again?
Philip: Yes. Now stop it or die!

I LOVE THE NEW LOOK! Congrats!! *gives a shiny new Walrus* -Imakuni?Neo
Hbomb puts the walrus with all the others.

Dmgice=prophetic, so there is going to be a nintendo therapy session. - Shady
Hbomb: I dunno. Miyamoto hasn't returned our phone calls.

Aftercourse:
Note the smaller text? I'm trying to make you all go BLIND! BLIND I TELL YOU!.
GRATUITOUS USAGE OF SHANTAE!!!!
(Buy her game or suffer greatly.)
Mmm.. Half-Genie with a side of butter.
I know, I know I've let you down. I've been a fool to myself. I thought that I could live for no one else. But now...