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Viral Speak 08-30-2000
The few, the proud survivors of the delete button. Lucky enough to not have the name "Titan25" on them.. which would have resulted in instant and painful death. Just kidding.

plymouth has a good arm, he never stops.  care to tell why? - Dark Terran
Philip: Before Plymouth was charged with keeping the North Pole from melting by continually keeping Global Warming as low as possible by chucking ice.. he played a lot of Starcraft. Plymouth was the Talon of the Starcraft World... he lifted weights and practiced endurance to become the faster point and clicker in the world..
does the chameleon ever tire of having only the forest in his wardrobe? *touching* - jumbo
Philip: Yeah.
when areyou getting a reiew for spiderman. - f3bsoar
Philip: When I see it in the stores.. I'm buying it and I'll get a review to you. I have played it though. And I can tell you that it's VERY cool. IGN Pocket had a good review of it. And from what I have played.. it's light years better than Spiderman 3: Revenge of the Spider Slayers (The last Spidey Game Boy game.) If you like Spiderman, you won't be disappointed.
There once was a pokemon named Foy
Foy was a very good boy
Girl Foys were Fay
And every day
They brought DMG Ice Joy

(I'm tired, what do you expect? ;P) - The Boinker

Philip: No Nantucket?
I just viewed the spaceworld pics of the gamecube 'demos' and I must say, no longer is there any doubt about which next-next-gen' system coming out this viris/fish/???? will purchase.

And before I wasn't even looking at the PS2 and the only reason I was eyeing the Dreamcast was MvC2 and SNK vs. Capcom.

The CUBE will look strange setting next to my TV, tho... - Orochi p_fish

Philip: Want my opinion on the matter? Buy Dreamcast now for SNK VS Capcom, MvsC2, Power Stone 2, Soul Calibur, Dead or Alive 2, and so many more great games. It'll prepare you for next Fall.. when Game Cube comes out.
GCube and GBA sux, all old liscenses. crap. - The one that can't be named.
Philip: And Final Fantasy, Metal Gear, Tekken, and Gran Turismo aren't ancient liscenses by now? Gee.. I figure that Resident Evil is pretty old. We'll have to stick with all the new liscensed characters like.. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen!
And Foy! Picture scores of Foy attacking an enemy gym only to have them send out Nintendo employees to change them to L*d*b*... wait, that would suck, nevermind.

(posts like this are the reason Viral Speak was created :D)  - Orochi p_fish

Philip: Yeah.
Philip Andrew Wesley. You got funny initials. - The Heptagon
Philip: Paw Paw the Wonder Dog! Woof!!
if you HAVE to get a plastation, get a PS1.

they're small. easier to hide. - wonk hero

Philip: My point exactly. PS One GOOD! PS2 BAD!
Agumon tastes more like Tex-Mex. Palmon makes a good appetizer, and Patamon is an excellent dessert. Should I get a PSX with my Christmas money, and then have my other grandparents buy me FF7? - Globe Flower
Philip: Use that money to buy.. a PS One and Final Fantasy Anthology or Chrono Cross.
A Pokémon RTS would be great.  Just add lots of swearing and blood like in Starcraft.  I know I'd buy it.

(Misty Sends forth a wave of Starmies - They decimate Ash's squad of Diglett.  Blood covers the battle field.)
Ash: "Damn you Misty!"
Misty: "That's what you get for that one-night stand! 'Call you later' my perky a-"
(Brock enters.  He has a dozen Onix.)
Brock: Time to die, foo'!
(Onixes attack the team of Pikachu.  Unable to strike a signifigant blow, the Onix burrow into Pikachu.  They explode, and blood and guts cover the field.)

Now THAT'S entertainment! - Sebulba113

Philip: Is Misty the Zerg? Oh, yeah.. that would be great.
(Tracey and unidentified guy are driving through the Safari Zone, something flies out in front of the jeep and they hit it.)
Tracey: What's that?
Guy: Hey, it's a Serebii! They usually don't come out here unless...
(Noises are heard and they see a herd of Serebii coming toward them.)
Tracey: I love you.
It's true that most SNES games don't require more than 4 action buttons, but they some still need all 6 buttons; Super Metriod, one of my favorites, seems to me to be impossible to put it on the GBA without the y/x buttons. Also, L and R were used to run in the Fianl Fantasy Snes games, but who uses that? - Avatar1130
Philip: You can use "Run" in the Menu.. but who does that? I think it would be easy to replace them in Metroid 3. You can configure the buttons. *thinks* B is fire weapon, A is Jump, R is a special "Lock Gun" button. You aim any direction and then hold the Lock Button down to lock your weapon in that direction. Then you can move and your gun is still aimed that way. The L is Lock Movement. If you're in the middle of a jump Hit Lock Movement to hold that position. Seem impractical? I think I could make it work... When running normally, hold L to start running faster. A Turbo Running Jump would be starting running, hold L, hit down while in Lock mode then push up and release the Lock. You switch weapons with Select. Start brings up the menu.
Did you know there's an old movie called The Seven Little FOYS??? It's true. I watched it, it was about some guy... or something... but who cares?!?!!

Foy's in a movie title! Beat that, Ledyba!!! - CodeBlue

Philip: Yeah!
*lol*

You remember 3-D World Runner!?

*lol*

I remember I used to have this old tape. It was an hour long special on video game tips for the NES, and it featured (tada) 3-D World Runner! The trick still makes me laugh since it basically consisted of jumping up and down on a whole mess of pillars each time making a 'boooooooooooing' sound. - The Boinker

Philip: I'm old! I admit it!