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Viral Speak 08-22-2000
It took me a while; but I edited down a ton of stuff to extract the purest Viral Speak imaginable. Take with caution... "R" rated.. I suppose... drug references, innuendo, profanity... good family fun!

Nintendo Game Cube?!?! God, even Dolphin was better than that..though I suppose it's still better than Star Cube... - The Heptagon
Philip: It's still a dandy rave drug! Yeah!
You know that Z-Science page that everyone is puzzled about, since its sponsored by Nintendo? It's for Majora's Mask. Just look at this excerpt from the site."In the current model, JRAMOA scientists are hoping that such an individual would be able to somehow stop the moon from crashing into the Earth in the parallel universe, thereby saving our own world."

The moon crashing into the Earth! The whole plot to Majora's Mask! And JRAMOA? Rearrange those letters and get... MAJORA!!! - Farfetch'd

Philip: Run away! The MOON! THE MOON! The horror... the HORROR!!!
I was just playing Chrono Trigger the other night, then I came along to the part where you're in the future.  Anyway, when I got to the part where the bad Bots beat up Robo, I almost cried!  They called him "Defective!!!"  I can't stand it!  They were mean and ruthless.

But then I gave them the whipping of a lifetime!  BWA HA HAAAAHHHH!!!

Anyway, let us hope that Robo is in the new Chrono game (I don't remember what the exact name of it is, though). - Meowthar

Philip: I've met some of Glenn's human descendants in an alternate world. Yeah, Chrono Cross!
<Hbomb> Yo quiero Techni.
 <Techni> yo quiero mace - fonebone
Philip: It's LOVE!
This is my last night of my freedom. - Slim Shady
Philip: I will now laugh without mercy. *laughs without mercy*
I hate how the chat only heats up really late at night. Most of the time I cant be on that late and I when things get interesting I have to leave. It ticks me off. I dont think theres anything anyone can do about this but oh well. - KoNarTisT
Philip: During the School Year.. it heats up earlier.. we update earlier then too.
I haven't written anything since the 17th.I've been too busy reading your MST's!Could you write some new ones, or can I write one? - Giant Scary GoGo Man
Philip: Yes.
Wow, your site looks pretty good on a Visor/Palmpilot! (As close to browsing on a GameBoy as I can get!)

..want me to mail you some pics of it?

P.S. You HAVE to imagine Foy with a 'fro! - fuchikoma

Philip: Yeah! Send pictures! That's the greatest thing I've heard today. ^_^ Surfing dmgice with a Visor! Foy with a Fro... hmmm.... why didn't I think of that...
Hey, I haven't been in DMG Ice for a LONG time.  I had a 5 week vacation recently and I almost forgot about this.  I have just read the Ice Box Summer Special 2000.  BTW, isn't the Game Boy Color Ice Blue or me?  I am confused. - DVGBC
Philip: I like kittens. Fluffy kittens. Bad kittens! Don't eat people!
hehehe... on the very botttom of your page it says "our content is BETTER and BIGGER than your content" - jumbo
Philip: Soap.
±

Please discuss the significance of the above symbol. It's weird! Whenever I try to type ± it prints ± instead! BAH YOU CAN'T SEE ± YOU ONLY SEE ±! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! - The Boinker

Philip: It is the sign of sbvmmzshg and is evil.
I tried that Catch 'em thing once today. I caught a Mankey. - The Heptagon
Philip: Can I touch it?
I licked the ice block and now tounge is stuck to it. - Slim Shady
Philip: You're supposed to rub it a little until it gets a little wet BEFORE you lick it.
hey, im up late waiting for this stupid starcraft demo to get 
downloaded beacause my friends friend wont burn it for me... well any 
way i have an idea for a poem!

"the pasifist"

in the turmoil of life
he stops
in stastis
in check
and wonders
with words as my sword
peace as my armor
cant we all fight without fighting?
slay without slaying?
but know one listens.
he sighs and goes on his way

wow. i just made that off of the top of my head! like it? - Jumbo

Philip: It's cool. Sofa King Cool!
hi.
  im back.so much time has passed by.ill wait for you to help yoy and 
miself.

 >83D
 -mooneon

Philip: HAPPY!
NO Chu Chu Mouse NO! DON'T EAT DIGIMON! DON'T EAT LIEBERMAN!

[Chu Chu Mouse eats Lieberman's head with a side of Agumon]

AAAAAACK!

[afree uses Magical Hax0r Powers and turns Chu Chu Mouse into a l33t Tangerine iBook]

I always wanted one of these. - afree87

Philip: Share!
Digimon give me gas. - Fick Moley
Philip: Ha ha!
I saw something. This site is f*cking COOL! No damn wonder it's called dmg"ICE" - 007
Philip: This post has been slightly censored; but that's okay. I kept the "U". I'm going to hang it on my wall.
**Lucifer turns up the volume... "Poison," by Alice Cooper is 
playing... he reaches into his bag of tricks, past several weapons and benzene, caffeine(yes, coffee can be used to clean dust from 
connectors... finally, he pulls out a pair of A-5 drum sticks and beats the air... wait, Lieberman just walked by... his head has a nice pitch... sounds kind of like a 2nd Tom...**

Anyway... Love, Alcohol, Work, and a few other things are in the air... the first makes me want to spend money, the second makes me want to spend money only during happy hour (an hour?), the third makes me want to earn more money... anyway, which are the games worth my almighty dollars?

P.S.- I already plan to purchase Dragon Warrior I+II... I'd spend the alleged $150 to buy the alleged portable Famicom/NES if it played US NES Carts... I'd also have to use copious amounts of benzene or canned air on my old games... memories, sweet memories... :*( - Lucifer

Philip: I have a Top-Loading NES. My copy of Dragon Warrior still works, I just pop it in and turn it on. Oh, buy Warlocked. You will like it.
Hug me! - Shmoopy-Whoopy Bear
Philip: But.. I don't know you..
Hey Philip...
 
Where do you live? - CodeBlue
Philip: Knob Noster, Missouri.
Please give me traffic oh greatDMG ICE, come see my artwork and others (or submit your own) at
www.geocities.com/pidgenhorn
What does DMG stand for anyways??? - Pidgenhorn
Philip: Dot Matrix Game.