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Viral Speak 08-10-2000
In New Mexico, you can get married at 13. Wow.

Happy Birthday Philip.  Heres a cookie.

Beefy_B sets mode +v Philip_Wesley - Beefy_B and any other chatroom low lifes who forgot to write in.

+Philip: Cool!
I think Pokemon sucks!!! It is demonaic and should be stopped!!!And the people who run this probably wont put this in, but it needs to be said!!!!!! - JoHn
+Philip: When you grow up, I'll be over here playing Starcraft. Oh, here's something to rock your world. Proffesor Oak and Dr. Dobson are the SAME person! Eek!
Mmmmmm, sacrelicious - Johnny Bravo
+Philip: You said it.
Well... Friday was MY birthday... day before yorus... but I was at Camp Hyrule until just now... so Happy Belated Birthday!

Oh, and if Gore gets in, I'll be so much more glad I'm Canadian... ^_^ - TK421

+Philip: What Province?
Metallica should just be happy they have fans willing to spend the time downloading the music they put out, and that they are still somewhat popular.  They should be flattered, not offended.  Their music is still entertaining, its just not as must-have anymore.  I mean, when was the last time you ran out in a panicked rush to your local music-shop, just to get Metallica music?  Metallica, here's some free advise...BE HAPPY PEOPLE STILL LIKE YOU!! - Slender Cowpie
+Philip: Good point. I think the last CD I rushed out to get was Eve 6's new CD.. and they're PRO Napster.
i must have missed something, but whats this metal gear solid name generator, and its url? ive searched all the old news archives in vain. please help - starpseg
+Philip: Here!
Here's some more MGS codenames I got from the name generator:

My real name: Marionette Hedgehog
Monkey of G.L.O.B.A.L.: Genius Dolphin

The rest are Monkey Island characters.
Guybrush Threepwood: Chocolate Grizzly
Elaine Marley: Iron Brine-Shrimp
Herman Toothrot: Commando Rattlesnake
Largo LeGrande: Infamous Bobcat
Fester Shinetop: Automatic Parakeet
Mancomb Seepgood: Logical Giraffe
The Voodoo Lady: Echidna Chimera
Edward "Snugglecakes" Van Helgen: Black-Arts Mudskipper
Cutthroat Bill: Crypto Lemming
Palido Domingo: Jockstrap Crocodile
Haggis McMutton: Brillia nt Narwhal
Renee Rottingham: Capitalist Ocelot
Griswold Goodsoup: Bazooka Bobcat - Monkey of G.L.O.B.A.L.

+Philip: I love that game. Wait! You forgot LeChuck!
I have been to the edge and back...  and I LIKED it!  All the others said things like "No, Pat, no, don't do it, man!" or "and he's SINGLE, *fellas*!", but I survived...  and now I must bring DMG Ice with me, to the point of know return (isn't that somewhere in Kansas?). - "Uncle" Pat Patterson
+Philip: You're power has no work here!
Why is it that the name "Foy" just sounds so damn cool? - A Large Pommegranite
+Philip: Because.
How sports anouncing should be done...

Ladies and gentelmen, the starting lineup for the 2000 New York Yankees!

At 1st base, Automatic Manatee!

At 2nd Base, Lone Cricket!

At shortstop, Gundam Moose!

At 3rd base, Archer Parrot!

In center field, Meticulous Hare!

In right field, Lone Cockroach!

In left field, Lone Cheetah!

Behind the plate, Grandmaster Asp!

Your pitcher for today's game, Intoxicating Crocodile!

The manager of the Yankees, Javelin Meekrat!

Play ball! - MadMax

+Philip: BRILLIANT!
You guys really think Perfect Dark is gonna suck for Game Boy, huh. - AlterBoy
Philip finishes his cookie: Well.. actually, it won't suck.. it just won't be anything special either. Metal Gear Solid trounces it on a wide variety of levels.
do you own pokemon stadium?

update the funtography part...I just got a gb camera.  I like looking at the pictures.

also update the AREA DMG part.  it rocks hard.

Also, in Harvest moon for  GB, I heard of a cheat that if you start your cow's name off with a heart, It will be healthy and crap.  This left me with only 3 characters to use, so I put in "FOY" as the last 3 letters.  Now everytime I milk a cow, it says "FOY!" - Mr. Satoshi

Philip: Satoshi-san! Konichiwa! "Wassssssssuuuuuuupppp?" Kakkoii yo, no da!
Trying out a few more names:

Foy Foy: Felonious Rhinocerous
Metal Gear: Commando Pirannha
Revolver Ocelot: Innebriated Badger 
Sniper Wolf: Grandmaster Dragon
Augustine Eguabon(The General): Illogical Pirannha
Number Four: Hammer Cricket
DMG Ice: Booby-Trap Eel

Interesting names.....maybe they mean something!! The world could be in danger! Only you, Booby-Trap Eel, can save us all! - The Phantom Gamer/Land-Mine Mongoose

Philip: Booby... ha ha ha.
Her let me cut your cake.  

WAIT!  A bush!  Hah! slash hack.
Oh, no! Rocks! poke slash hack... - Bogard

Philip: I hope Julius kills you..
plus, happy b-day phil! I wish it was my b-day..... because Pokemon G/S comes out then... with FOY! - Super SaiyaMew
Philip: Cool.
Happy Birthday Philip and a big FOY! too - Orochi p_fish
Philip: HAPPY!
How much were Gameboy printers when they first came out? I bought one at Wal-Mart the other day for ten bucks. They had the GB Camera for the same price, but I didn't really want one. - The Heptagon
Philip: About sixty bucks. Oh, get a camera just because. 'Kay?
That hamster scares me. -  Slim Shady
Philip gives the hamster to Akemi.
Whee! I love my Foy battle top.
Go Foy, it's your birthday! Go Foy, it's your birthday! - Javil
Philip: GO Foy!
Cool web site - Chris
Philip: Thanks.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.....Ice - Johnny Bravo
Philip: You the man!