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Viral Speak 08-04-2000 Subtle are thy ways. Pristine, Concise, and Lethal...
PSM reports that PS2 will destroy Dreamcast,
Dolphin, and X-Box!
LAF!
WHATEVER!
Only thing that would make that funnier is if
they said it would destroy GBA -Camaro-Driver
Philip: That's why it's called "Plenty Stupid
Magazine". X-Box... why would I buy that? That's about as stupid as Indrema..
I mean.. Linux.. yuck. Microsoft bad. Linux bad. Game Boy good. Microsoft's
Console.. to quote "Sling Blade".. that's not "Funny Ha Ha"; that's "Funny
Queer".
I decided to take a trip over to the
Metal gear name Generator.
The first part is supposedly your personality
and the second is an animal that has similar characteristics.
My name ended up being the cool sounding Crypto
Asp...
Jazz- Decoder Poodle
Adrock- Lovable Stallion
Ice Blue- Energizing Meerkat
Akemi- Infrared Scorpion
Yak- Bubblicious Man-o-war
And Best of all was you Philip... Luscious Ladybug.
Besides its too funny for me to make up myself.
- Beefy_B
Philip: And it's true... too. I think it's
about right... everyone likes Adrock. Infrared Scorpion? Not sure about
that though. I'm Lucious...
You need to start a Foy Shrine! If DMG
ICE doesn't do it, I'll do it myself! - afree87
Philip: My shrine is not on-line.
Yeah, Chrisitan talk radio is quite bad.
All of the hosts seem to have the "Don't-even-think-about-considering-possibly-doing-
something-remotely-bad-and-I'm-always-right" attitude. If you follow
this philosophy, the only things you can do are read the Bible and the
books that these radio junkies have written.
A good example would be last November, the day
that Pokémon: The First Movie came out. Some guy from Paw
Creek Ministries was on the local news, saying that Pokémon was
a horrible piece of Satan's crafty work, because (and this is a quote,
and it still puzzles me) "The children have to pray to the mystical stones!
And then the beasts get more demonic, and they are out of control!"
Woah. Okay, in neither the movie nor the
game do you ever have to pray to the "Mystical Stones" - I'm assuming he
means evolutionary stones. Second, the Pokémon only get "out
of control" if the trainer is not experienced enough to handle them.
Like animals in real life. You can't expect a child to handle a 200
pound Saint Bernard. So you expect a 10-year-old kid IN A GAME to
control a 28-foot-long snake made of rocks?
I don't know which is worse: That these people
are out there, or that people belive them. Sebulba113
Philip: Well, you can fool some of the people
all the time, and all the people some of the time. But you can't fool all
the people all of the time.
Yesterday I overheard some little kids
talking about Pokémon gin and kin, gold and silver, whatever, and
they must have said that horrible word, "L*dyB*", about 25 times!
And their parents did NOTHING about it! I screamed, "IT'S FOY! FOY!
NOT L*DYB*!!!" They all looked at me like I was nuts... Then the
men in the white coats came and they took me away, but atleast they believed
me... they said, "Sure it's Foy... Whatever you say..." Now I live
in the place with the nice soft padded walls and they even gave me this
nifty white coat.
FOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! - Mew²
Philip: Smash the Solid State!
what are some of the titles of your napster
stuff?I have a crappy old version though... - titan25
Philip: I have a good amount of Game Boy stuff.
^_^ Great Greed, Metroid 2, Metal Gear Solid, Cosmo Tank, Survival Kids..
good.
*Chucks Flubby at Phil* Maybe you'll
like it more than I did.
Oh, and you know those rankings in the general
boards? Since you started the boards and got to name your own rank, what
would your rank be? I'm only a yellow virus right now, but soon I will
be a cool goomba!
*Chucks Goomba at Phil*
I'm bored. - The Phantom Gamer
Philip: Have this Koopa.
Josh has 30 comix eh?!? Well I have........
2! SO HAH!
.....
.....
My goodness, I'm pathetic.
*Goes into psycho comic work mode*
I'LL SHOW YOU JOSH NICKERSON! AND YOUR LIL FARFETCH'D
TOO! - PTT *comix soon, I promise!*
