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Viral Speak 07-31-2000 *ties and gags Philip* Oh hi. ^_^ ; Hehe,
Akemi here, and I'm taking over VS tonight. Enjoy!
I'm allergic to O's too. -Cough
Akemi: Yeah? Well no SquidBunny Flakes or
O's for you then. You miss out.
Hamster game translation guess: Could
it be Endless Hamster: Cute mouse friend? -BrianC
Akemi: I don't think so.. And I know some
Japanese, so don't give me no "you don't know anything" attitude.
Hurray! I'm back from my 5-day trip to
Virginia Beach to mingle with relatives!!! And it was great...
There were low points (over 5 days average humidity
was approx 98.6%) and high points (evangelizing my Survivor-loving cousin
to the joys of the real Survivor: Survival Kids!!!!! No free rice on that
island...) but my favorite part was traveling back, when we went through
a town by car, and saw one of those little gas station stores called Han-Dee
Hugos or whatever, except this one had the coolest name ever!!!
It was called...
(I swear I am not making this up)
FOY Mart!!!!!!!
I spent the rest of the drive home in happiness.
-CodeBlue
Akemi: Foy Mart. I love it. ^_^
You shoulda took a pic of it!
my stoopid little sister calls Foy L*dy*a!!!!
oh the horror! HELP ME! she goes, "it's not FOY (pick nose) It's LEDYBA.
You're so stupid, foy is a dumb name." Isn't that awful? -Person
Akemi: Wash her mouth out with soap.
L*dy*a is a BAD BAD BAD WORD!
i signed the petition!
*crosses eyes*
must heed philip's orders....must heed philip's
orders.... -wonk hero
Akemi: Hmm.. Philip isn't around. Would
you heed my orders?
what does foy mean? -stubby_joe
Akemi: Foy means "Super Kawaii Bug That Deserves
A Better Name Than LedyBa." Perfect, huh?
I have a Dark Persian card. But I don't
have any other cards. So I just make it fight my South Park Kenny fridge
magnet. -Adrock
Akemi: Oh my God! Dark Persian killed
Kenny!
Is Akemi Single? -True Jodas
Akemi: Um, good question... ^_^ ; Moving
on.
Is Akemi back yet? - Slim Shady
Akemi: Nope.
I signed the Mythri petition because
I whole-heartedly support Team XKalibur and would love to see their game
on store shelves.
*Camera turns*
*Grabs Philip by his collar* Where's my damn
cookie?! >:O -Javil
Akemi: YO YO YO, HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE!
*smacks Javil's wrists* LOOKY, NO TOUCHY. That goes for all
of you!
Philip: Akemi, answer me... Akemi? What
happened?
Akemi: I think it's almost time for us to say
goodbye. Philip... Live, alright? I'm sure living is wonderful.
Philip: Akemi...I...I'm in the glass... in the
water, but water is flowing from my eyes...what is this?
Akemi: That's probably... tears.
Philip: Tears?
Akemi: Papa said all living things don't shed
tears unless their bodies hurt. And the only ones who shed tears
because they're sad are humans... Philip.
Philip: Huh?
Akemi: ...Thank you for your tears. But
Philip, don't cry. You're going to live. And I'm sure living is wonderful.
Philip: Akemi, it won't stop... the tears... what
should I do? Akemi... answer me...
Oh how sad... Isn't it? -Mew²
Akemi: Whoa man, I died? That sucks.
A while ago I asked if I should bring
back trivia. I was expecting some feedback from other ppl on the site.
-Robb
Akemi: You didn't get any? Try posting
on the UBB or something. You'll probably get better responses.
I will mash you. I will CRUSH you. -Freeze
Man
Akemi: I will kick you in your snowballs.
I have PMS.
When it comes to things getting dumbed
down for American audiences, I have two theories:
1. The companies that translate the movies,
books, etc., think that parents will fly off the hook about even the slightest
thing - and they're usually right. Parents are way too overprotective,
or they offer not protection at all. Or...
2. America is just stupid. This is
the theory I actually think is correct - there's more evidence here (Such
as the popularity of MTV). I can't tell any jokes at school that
require moderate thinking, it flies over the other student's (and on occasion,
teacher's) heads. Also, things are dumbed down for the same reason
- Americans might not understand them. "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's
Stone", the first book in the series (which I highly recomend), was actually
called "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" in England. The
book revolves around the mythical alchemist's dream, the Philosophher's
Stone, which turns any metal to gold and can create the "Elixer of Life".
This stone was actually belived to exsist in the middle ages, and was the
basis of Alchemy...But to sell the book, they changed the title and all
references to the stone in the book's text. Why would they think
that Philosopher's Stone wouldn't sell to American kids? Simple -
the general American public is just too damn stupid. Even my first
theory can cross over here - why would 4Kids change the themes of Pokémon
movies? Simple - they don't understand some of the movie's concepts,
so they don't think their kids will. So they are afraid that they
might just be exposing their children to something that would warp the
child's mind, when it would stimulate it.
Well, that's my two cents. Although it seemed
more like a few dollars. -Sebulba113
Akemi: Now this boy has a point.
Amen.
Deal with it. =Þ -4Kids
Akemi: Please read the VS posted directly
above yours. Thanks.
Have you had your meds yet? - Philip's
Mom
Akemi: He don't need meds.. He got me
to keep him in check. *smiles sweetly and points at the bound and gagged
Philip*
I will trade you my soul for a hug from
Akemi and a cookie.*
if you have no cookies,I will accept nookies...
-titan25
Akemi: Sorry, we don't need anymore
souls right now. And besides, we're out of cookies AND nookies.
So too bad for you.