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Viral Speak 07-25-2000 Like Jessica Rabbit she collects bad habits gets
her drinks for free Animated vixen stole Cupids arrow and came to rescue
me in the blink of an eyelid my lid opened up and I could see That she'd
come to rescue me.
I am speechless
..
BUT I JUST SAID SOMETHING!
I LIED!
Oh no, dishonesty is a sin! *eep*
Philip, what do I _do_? - The Boinker
Philip: Repent!
Yes squishy. - Yin-Yang
Philip: Oh! Squishy.
did i write in yet today?
I wrote this with only one hand. - Beefy_B
Philip: I'm not Brandon... I see the site
does the same thing to you that it does to Pixie and Akemi..
I think Bridget or Akemi should be on
an ad banner - Bubba
Philip: Why?
Funaho(to Ryoko): Oh Sasami, you changed
so much! You changed
so much. Your hair is stiff and pointy!
Ryoko: I'm not..
Funaho(interuptting): Your eyes have this shifty
look to them! You
changed so much! You changed so much!
(Funaho sees Sasami, slams Ryoko against the
wall, and runs to Sasami)
Funaho:Oh Sasami!
Ryoko:ugh! - Funaho
Philip: Ryoko.. forget Tenchi! Me! Me! Oh..
wait.. *runs away very fast from Akemi who is brandishing a large blunt
weapon*
It's a me! - Mario
Philip: You owe me money.
Mow Mow Mow! - Ryo-Ohki
Philip: What a great trick! You're an excellent
dancer! Here have a carrot!
YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES
ONLY TALK TO ME ! - crazychris
Philip: There, there, Mr. Harris.
I just realized. It's been a year since
I first started coming to the DMGice chat room. How fast time has gone
by. - Hbomb
Philip: You get a cookie.
I have the perfect way to get little
kids to think Ledyba is Foy! You just say that big kids call it Foy! I'm
speaking from experience. I have a 5 year old brother. It *will* work.
And be on the lookout for my new creation, NST3K! You will see it in a
couple of weeks. - Globe Flower
Philip: All the BIG KIDS call it Bakufun.
^_^ Great idea.
When will that little beetle stop throwing
ice blocks at that huge ice block? - Primeval
Philip: Hopefully never.. do you realize what
would happen if the Ice Balance was jeapordized? Bad things...
squishy bunny. - Ken
Philip: Bunny! YEAH! Bunnies own my Soul!
Well.. not really.. they lease it on a monthly basis.
News Flash! One of the Insane Cult Members,
has split out of high security bunker 13.43 OMEGA! He is extremely dangers,
and was last seen running towards the DMG ICE Form! - The Insane Cult Leader!
Philip: Yeah! Ice Blue is coming home!
Tell Super SaiyaMew to check at www.buy.com
for a game boy printer. They are cheap there, less that $30, but they are
probably on back order, so you have to wait like 2 weeks to get it.
- Boco316
Philip: Cool.
Did you ever think that maybe Solid Snake
just likes to wear headbands. I mean, think about it. MGS GBC
suppossedly took place in the early 90's, and everyone knows that Solid
is kinda slow on catching on to new fads (he has a mullet in the MGS2 trailer
for god's sake). Anywho My theory is that in the 80's Solid was a
breakdancer. Therefore a headband would be completely acceptible
apparel for him. He of course still wears it because he doesn't exactly
know what is "in". Meryl's gift just got him back in the habit of
wearing one. And breakdanceing of course... - Beefy_B
Philip: Oh... my God in Heaven.. HA
HA HA HA HA!
I love pokémon - Alex
Philip: Well, then you're cool. Seen the new
movie yet? It's cool.
Well, then, SuperSaiya Mew, you aren't
paying attention to the movie reports - Yeah, I know that J.K. Rowling
wants only British actors, but they haven't found any British children
for the main roles - Harry is turning out to be a true problem. The
movie is no where near filming, as some of the key roles are yet to be
cast (Besides Harry, there's Dumbledore, and Snape - the actor can't choose
between this or Planet of the Apes - And plenty more.) Besides, Chris Colombus'
contract says that as director he gets the final say on any casting.
But you won't publish this without something kinda
broad - On a related note, Tiger Electronics has the interactive game rights
for the first two Harry Potter books and movies. They want to do
a GameBoy game - mind you, it'll be all queered up, and will end up something
like the Mary Kate and Ashley games - but Nintendo is very interested in
buying the rights and developing a Dolphin Harry Potter game - Quidditch.
Nintendo is really on the ball, because they won't mess with the books
(which wouldn't translate well into games) and take the most action-oriented
parts and work magic (pardon the pun) with the license.
Okay...That's my contribution for today.
Now I gotta lie down. - Sebulba113
Philip: Hey.. that's interesting..
I got a printer at Babbages for $20.
- Farfetch'D
Philip: I paid full price!
Krabby Snubble Venonat, Mankey Chansey,
and ZUBAT! Slowking Ditto Butterfree, Lugia and caterpie! Oddish Poliwag
Goldeen, Elekid and Nidoqueen, Victreebel and Magneton! EVERYBODY POLKA-MON!
*Polka Muzik!*
Aerodactyl Seel Machoke, Marril Moltres and Slowpoke!
Articuno Ditto Muk, Flareon and ol' Psyduck! Cloyster Kingler Shellder
Gloom, Snorlax and of COURSE VILEPLUME! Zapdos and Charmeleon, EVERYBODY
POLKA-MON!
*More Muzik!*
It's TIME TO POLKA, for Ponyta and Pidgey too!
C'mon, put on your lieder-hooosen, and try not to step on LITTLE PIKACHU!
You better grab yourself a partner, like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur (BULBASAUR!)
Hold on, a minute, there's at least a hun-dred and twenty seven more! Including
Foy (Yeah!) and Omastar, Jynx Bellossom and MAGMAR! Geodude and Arcanine,
Jigglypuff and Mr.Mime! Don't forget about Sandslash, Exeggcute and Rapidash!
Likitung and Porygon, EVERYBODY POLKA-MON!
EVERYBODY POLKAMON!
~EVERYBODY POLKAMON!!!~ - PTT (Polkamon Trainer
True)
Philip: Nice. I edited the lyrics though...
L*dyba is a bad word.