A question for the people:

How did most of you find this site? (I got it through an ad on IGN 64. "The Only Game Boy Site With Germs" is to wierd to go un-noticed) - Carnafex

Ya know, just a thought, but what if ya took Viral Speak to the next level?  Have like a "Regulars of Viral Speak" type page, with classic quotes from each...

*shrugs* Eh, I dunno.  THere goes my creative moment for the week. - caffeine_junkei

I like gratious bikini shots... but real girls are still better. - Yin-Yang

Here's something remotely interesting. On my way home from San Antonio, we passsed a street called Pyka Road, then a minute later we passed by Chu Lane. Weird huh? - Hopeless TR Fan

How old is Akemi? - Slim Shady

You spelled ritalin wrong - L-dogg

Keep playing your mind games Philip, they are very fun and squishy :)!

(Remeber that long vs I sent you, no it's even funnier since it didn't 
get printed! Now I have my own private little hilarious joke! :D) - The Boinker

Vertigo, another tidbit about Tubular Luggage:

In the book 'Seven Years of highly Disfunctional People', Scott Adams wrote little notes under some selected comics. The ones about Tubular Luggage he wrote "A good name for a band would be 'Tubular Luggage'"

And just in case you care, I got the Tubular Luggage joke, that's what made it funnier, I'm surprised more people don't read Dilbert - The Boinker

Oh, BTW, Senetor Kelly's body didn't reject the mutant gene(s), he just gained the properties of a jelly fish. He was kept out of the water for so long that he turned to water. I relised that the second time I saw the movie. That's why they have the kid poking the dead jelly fish in the beach scene and why Magneto says, "are you sure you saw what you saw"

I brought a jelly fish home once and watched it turn into water.

In the X-man movie the boy with fire _is_ Pyro, they called him Johnny, which is the human torch's name, but it's also Pyro's, plus 
he needed the lighter to create the flame.Jubilee was the girl sitting next to Rogue in the school scene with Pyro and Iceman (Johnny and Bobbie) She doesn't use any powers, but take a look at what she is wearing and you'll just know, that's jubilee. - Orochi p_fish

Cool, I didn't know you guys were into Radiohead, I've been a huge fan of them for years! - MSG Cow

Can my stuff be written in a differnt color.  I'm special. - Beefy_B

Hey!  Whatever happened to the DMG Dispatch?  I really miss that.  I agree also that there should be a straight "blue" GBC.  I think Majesco and THQ should team up, and just maybe put out one decent game of their own.  Anyway,  i am gonna get a PS2, but also im gonna get a GBA and a dolphin.  not because im rich, just cuz there are good games on every system, and i want to play/ own them.  Anyway, hmmm....  what should i rant about??  Oh, i know...: I cant wait till Endless Waltz and the original Mobile Suit: Gundam come to the US on Toonami!!!  YEA!  and i think they should show Neon Genesis Evangelion.  I've seen the first four episodes of it, and its awesome!, and yes Phil, Lynx rox!  and so do some of the older Game Gear games!!!! - Tick\ Heero Yui\ Shinji

Bunny - Kokuss

Hey Philip!  One time my friend was showing me how you could play sounds on sound recorder in windows on reverse.  He told me to say something, so he could play it in reverse.  So I said Cebella La Lume De Candella, which is on the Space Ghost CD.  He played it backwards, and right in the middle, it said Nookie!!!  Now that I have my sound recording cord thing, I have a sound clip of Brak from Cartoon Planet saying Nookie!  its really funny.  I might send it to you someday.  anyway, that line is in italian, and it means You Look Beautiful In The Candlelight, Buddy!  So there.  Sorry I never use quotation marks, for some reason, AOL wont put them in when they are typed in forms. - Boco316

Since C2K nixed this as a comic idea, I want to see if you think it's funny. Here it is: (1st panel)C2K and I are standing in front of a bunch of Sailor Moon toys. (2nd panel)I ask why we get paid so much money to guard toys. C2K is about to reply when(3rd panel)we hear a rumble.(4th panel)We are lying crumpled on the ground when C2K utters weakly"Death Moonies...." I think it's funny. - Globe Flower

hey Philip, do you have a Japanese game gear?cuz Im pretty sure I never saw a blue one that wasnt an import...I have an imported one and it has cool pictures on it...blue is good...so is ham... - titan25/mister_stix

As for the Sega's not bad thing in last Viral Speak... well, Sega's not bad. Seriously, Sega has some cool stuff and some cool games. However, just because Sega's not bad doesn't mean Nintendo is. Whoever went off bashing Mario in the last Viral Speak was probably possessed by a Sega exec and to have his message heard on... get this... a Viral Speak! All 6 people are going to see what he had to say, therefore, I must do the same thing. These 6 six unintelligent people with a slight body odor must know the truth! You could always put your own tilt on things. We've all heard about the "Mario's on Drugs" joke before. See, this is what we get when parents encourage their kids to have an active imagination. Instead of a fat plumber, let's call him... oh I don't know, maybe a charming Italin? Shooting fire balls... well, I don't know about you, but even if I did shoot them from God-only-knows where, I'd still walk around proudly and blast people with my new found super-human power You better believe it! There's only 2 things I want more then to have the ability to shoot fireballs from my... and that's world peace and FOY! Foy for everyone! Well, since I'm giving you my wish list, I'd also like a Dolphin and a GBA before anyone, and some clothes for Sonic. You may say, "Hey, well Sonic's just an animal. He doesn't have to wear clothes." In truth, we are all animals. Mammles to be exact, and to quote the wise words of The Bloodhound Gang, "Hooray for boobies!"...err... I mean, "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammles so...." OK, well that's my 2 cents. You have it. Great, I'm broke. Bye everyone and Foy power!!! - Deep Thinker

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