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Viral Speak 07-10-2000 Food.
My mane is Beefy, my friends call me
B. One hungry young bug I be. - Beefy_B
Philip: Yummy bug...
Philip (spelled right this time!), in
regards to your responce on my Hentai Vs. Real Girls Issue, the wisdom
with which you spoke was un-expected, astounding, and, on a degree, inspiring.
Therefore, my only follow ups are as follows:
Forgive my, father Philip, for I have sinned,
and will change my ways.
and,
Boxers or Briefs? - Carnafex
Philip: I forgive, for thou hath spelt my
name correctly. Either, neither, or both. ^_^
Hey DMGICers! In the New and Improved
snowflake, watch that empty comic space next to Josh's Fresh From the Icebox
and The Usual Suspects! I predict something really cool will soon be there.
Hopefully it will be from me~!
Take muh space and die, foo >:E~
~PTT
Philip: Hmm.. Well, I know what I'll do..
if we get any other comics before you're done.. I'll put them around that
space.. just for you.
IGN pisses me off.. also heroes of might
and magic is really fun for three hours and then it sucks - andy
Philip: I'll have to buy and review that..
Why do you guys keep making fun of playstation?
Its alot better than N64, and if it weren't, why did it sell 2 and half
times more than it? There are more better games, more developers and PS2
is better than anything nintendo can make for Dolphin, if you havent seen
the graphics already, you cant get any better. Square is using the PS2
the render the final fantasy movie, and George lucas said it was better
than an SG-I (Silicone Graphics, you know, the guys that made the graphics
processor for 64)workstation, which is used for most special effects in
movies. - NiGHTmare
Philip: The reason Play Station sold so many
units -and I can tell you this as a Sales Associate who knows first hand-
is because Play Station units are generally crap to the normal public.
IE: They break really easy. So, gathering from the many times I have sold
a replacement one.. 75% of the units sold are replacements. Also, the Play
Station has better hype. there are some customers who will buy the unit
and own about ONE game. And only to say they have it. As for the Play Station
2. It's an over-hyped Dreamcast. I have seen it in action. I went to E3.
It's hard to get excited over it.. when it's current generation and 90%
of the games coming down the line are worse looking than the first generation
of Dreamcast games. That wasn't George Lucas who said that. It was Steven
Spielberg at last years E3.. when the original specs were impressive. Sony
actually is downgrading the unit to cut costs for the USA. They mainly
cut it back by about 50 mhz. Square isn't useing the PS2 to render their
movie. They are useing a SGI kit like Disney did for Dinosaur. The PS2
also has a very complicated chipset make that basically forces a developer
to jump through hoops to get it to do something. It also is incapable of
producing digital film like the movie will be prepped on. The PS2 is well..
you can buy a computer that is faster. But will I get one? Unless Metal
Gear Solid 2 suddenly becomes a PS2 exclusive (Which it isn't.) then..
no. I'll eventually pick one up from the bargin bin though.
Hey, everyone, Tell me what you think
of this poem i wrote
today
My saddness is deep,
melded in my soul,
in my life,
I search for my role,
am I a pawn,
in this tiring game,
born only,
to fight with pain,
I continue on,
to fight again,
my saddness is deep,
my mind,
like a castle keep,
closed to the world,
secluded from all,
around me i've built,
a powerful wall,
to hide my true self,
not showing this nature,
of poetic wealth,
but maybe someday,
others shall see,
and understand,
the talent and knowledge,
I hold in my hands.
I dunno, i jez want some feedback on it. - Animaster
Philip: Cool!
Okay, now the Boinker gets serious for
a moment. The Hentai thing? I totally agree with Philip. The diiference
between 'love' and 'sex' is as simple as Hentai and reality. You can love
a person, you cannot love a picture, and without love, sex has no meaning.
That's my bit for now, I shall be flamed somewhere around July 14th....
;P - The Boinker
Philip: I'll mark my calander for July 14th.
No sex Boinker! Stay Good! Stay good!
- Kiki the Ferret
Philip throws a shiny object far away: Look!
Kiki! it shines!
Lets have a vote...
I vote for Real Girls
Hentai: 1
Real Girls: 2 - Orochi p_fish
Philip: Real girls rule!
I'm flying, Jack - Rose
Philip: That was actually a pretty good movie..
I mean.. Leonrado De Caprio dies in it.
Do you know of a useful, FREE program
that I can use to convert sound recorded off of the Game Boy from .wav
format to .mp3 format? I want to make an album, or collection of GB Camera
mixes. - Boco316
Philip: CD EX is good. It free.
what's up with pokemon gold/silver.when
are they coming out god damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - pestalencen64
Philip: October 25th..
Somebody give me a hug. - Slim Shady
Philip: Oh, hello spiky, walking briar patch.
Oh, give Slim Shady a hug!
Will you be my friend? - AlterBoy
Philip: Sure. Where's your fridge?
I hope that girl in Kevin and Kell didn't
get sick from the pikachu virus...She just went and ate him right up...
- weird
Philip: I think Coney can stomache it.
Oh, just FYI, that Camille & Dirk
bit in the last Viral Speak... That's from Dave Barry. Pretty
darn sure. - John
Philip: I figured so.. I like his columns.
Good point, Phil. I know i'd rather a
real woman over pornos or hentai any day. However, ya cant help but laugh
at some of that sick crap.
oh, and Metal Gear FOY? Imagine the storyline
behind that one... - Cheeba_puff
Philip: I don't think Snake could beat it..
Well well well, Philip, quite a change
of heart eh? 'Garbled, pre-sinistar voices' are okay in Bionic commando,
just because radio can fizzle and static, but when Nintendo Software Technology
Corp. Went overkill and mainstreamed the whole concept like I knew they
would, it's suddenly not okay? My my, such Hypocracy! >:P
<Garbled Voice> Sword...of...Water... - PTT
Philip: In Bionic Commando: Elite Forces,
they sound right; because I'm pretty sure there isn't any clear reception
in enemy territory. But they are very wrong for Crystalis. It's also like
I said in my Wario Land 3 review. "Do it once and it's innovative. Do it
again and it's deriative." The voices in Bionic Commando still rule. They,
however, wouldn't be good with Excitebike.. and weren't good in Crystalis.
