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Viral Speak 07-05-2000 Take the low road or the high road?
I am gonna finish Wario Land 3 someday.
I hear PAW lives somewhere in these parts. But he doesn't have the
balls to finish Wario Land 3. I don't care how many Game Boy games
he has. He can't buy my Wario Land 3 Balls. You hear ME???
THE BALLS AREN'T FOR SALE!!! - Boco316
Philip: Watch your mouth. I beat Wario Land
3 in two days, I usually complete games before I review them. I have the
Time Attack mode and All the damn coins in every level.
Hey Phil, sailor Mercury called. She
says she thinks you two need some 'space'
:D - PTT
Philip: I'm free! Yeah!
If you could ask God one question...what
would it be? - Deep Thinker
Philip: Can I have a cookie?
Yo Akemi... Hey baby. - Slim Shady
Philip: I'll tell Kim, then I'll kill you
myself. So sit down and take it.. *convulses a little* Oh,
no! Evil Philip! I'm becoming EVIL PHILIP!
My sister freaking screwed up my internet
connection. Send the evil Blue Virus Imps to take her away. You can do
what you want with her after that. - Carnafex
Evil Philip: Where's my recipe book... BWA
HA HA
i am just not getting it! Tell me what
it is now! - elpreviewer
Evil Philip: Nookie.
Pika Pika!! PIKA PIKA PIKA, Pika Pika
Pikachu! Pika Pika!
Chu Pika, Pika Chu Chu! Chu Chu Pika!
~
Translation-
You like Moochie more? Pika Chu is better!!!
- Pikachu
Philip (Still EVIL!): Yes.. you are better..
for a hat.
Pika pika. (Pokedex adds: Pikachu is
leaving you for another man. She says she is "tired of you hot monkey-lovin'
Mocchi," whom she adds "sounds like a coffee drink," and "knew you would
run off with that male Mocchi anyway, cause she knew you were 'happy'".
Oh, I agree with her - GO GIRLFRIEND!!! Get ON with yo' bad self!!! Oh,
wait, I'm a Pokedex. Sorry. What??!?! You want me to be quiet!?!?! You
shut up!!!)
Pika pi pikaaaaaaa chu??!?!?!
(Pokedex translates: Don't you tell me to shut
up, you mousy b!tch!!! All that Mankey love will get you NOWHERE!! You're
just a Pika-HOE!!!)
PIKA PIIIKKAAAA!!!!?!?!?!?! (I'm a Pika-WHAT!?!?!?!
Come here, you ****)
****enter Censor****
Our apologies, but the remainder of this segment
was deleted because it was amusing. Now back to our regularly scheduled
hentai, "Akemi and the Lustful Vines of Avalon". - Pikachu
Evil Philip: You again? You're just lucky
I thought "Akemi and the Lustful Vine of Avalon" was funny.
I'm back Americans!
I like Vodka! Moshtly shaken. Only thcosovan's
drink them stirred!
Philpian, I messured my hair strands, and they
where all diferen't lengths! Zhat is the last time I let a African person
cut my hair! Zee bitch said my hair wasn't strait enough to put it the
way I wanted! I want to move back to Germany! Where guns fire at peoples
head and zer gut hit innocent by standers in their eyeballs! Phillpian,
how long are your hair strands?
Alsho, Phillpian,
If you where a shuper herrro, what kind of shuper
powerrrs would you have? No super powers are any match for Casanova! But,
I do have super powers! I can spit flaming ooze form my mouth into peoples
eyeballs! Ishn't zhat 'cool'?
Alsho, in 007, YOU CAN'T SHOOT GLASS! WHY?! In
007 N64, you can!
Shoot zee glass! - Casanova Frankenstien
Evil Philip: Yes! Shoot Mr. Glass! Violence!
YEAH! YEAH!
Yo, just to make a few things clear:
MGS GBC isa prequel to MGS PSX. It hapens two years before PSX, and
it is clearly stated. GBC says it is seven years after the
"Outer Heaven" incident, and PSX says nine years after. By the way,
MGS2 on PS2 is gonna rock! BUY IT BUY IT! (Invisible text:
You are getting sleepy... you will buy MGS2 and PS2!!) Not-so-invisble
text: Invisible text on the above line? I dunno what you are talking
about! NOOOOO!!!! DONT DO THAT!!! *Hammer Smashes Computer*...
*complete silence* (complete silence brought to you by the United
States Anti-Invisibl Text Agency) NEON GENESIS RULZ!!
- Lion-O
Philip: Which would explain why Snake is wearing
the bandanna that MERYL gave him in the PSX game. I'm sorry.. the US version
has some continuity problems in it's translation..
Ledyba, Ledyba! (Help me) - Foy
Philip: I may be Evil; but I'll help you.
Are fireworks our way of re-enacting
the revolution? - Joltz
Philip (Normal now): Nope. Fireworks are to
scare off the Evil Alien Bugs.
Do take the time to make sure that you
only write true statements in your reviews, Philip.
It's kind of funny that most reviews one just
differs with on points of opinion, whereas with yours, even points of fact
are suspect.
If you don't feel like exploring a game thoroughly,
don't attempt to review it thoroughly. It'll ruin whatever credibility
you may have.
Food for thinking. - chromie
Philip: I beat most all the games I review
BEFORE I review them. I make sure I have played a game for a MINIMUM of
six hours before I review it. What's your problem?
hey i read all the gameboy games you
have in viral speak esterday. i just have one question why do you have
so many doubles? (2gameboy cameras, 2 copies of metal gear solid)
I know this one dude who has over 300 but he doesn't let anyone play them
(he's mean) - newhook_1
Philip: I like playing against people. At
E3, I spent hours playing against Noah Ward of Nintendojo at Metal Gear
Solid. Face Ball 200 has great multi-player, Fortified Zone has Co-Op.
It's all good. Cameras? Is only 30 pictures enough? Nope.
Which would be a better choice- Kirby
64, Harvest Moon 64 or Resident Evil 2? - Monkey
Philip: Hmm... Sweet Survival Horror, Cute
Platform fun, or Farming.. I think you should rent Kirby, and Harvest Moon
to see if you like them. Resident Evil 2 is also a rent first.
Heh yeah, but at least Playstation will
have the Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid, and Final Fantasy sequels, but
I guess I'll have to wait and see August 25th when they reveal Dolphin
=) - MSG Cow
Philip: Those are also the only games.. I'm
looking forward to on that system... well.. not reallly the Final Fantasy
ones.. PlayOnline? Umm.. EVIL!
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hey that took me 5 minutes to do! - rrrrrrrrrrrram
Philip: Nice!
alright phil i'm super pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you stole my O.o guy i don't like it when people do O.o O?oO-o O_oO!o but
............* print everything after the * in ivisible ink u cna use it
i guess but as long as the eyes aare switched like
this..o_O - pokemaster
Philip: Riiiiiight. *turns EVIL!*
Where do you keep all your games? And
how can you be sure that one of them has beeen forever lost in the couch
cuhsions? After all, it seems like it'd be easy to forget one... - CodeBlue
Philip: Caselogic Cassette Folders. They hold
32 games each.. I have quite a few.
Is it just me, or is "The F.A.I.T.H."'s
VS the worst piece of trash I've ever seen. What's the point?
I'm shocked that such filth would make it onto DMGIce's pages...even "The
Oddish" doesn't go that far. As they say on the Daily Show "I could
say *u** or **i* and get all sorts of attention"...
Sounds like somebody needs some attention....
- Sebulba113
