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Viral Speak 06-29-2000
SHORT.

Me=regulat text
My brain=(in parentheses)

(Now, I'm sure we can do this without causing you and me a stroke this time, O.K?) Ah, hello (good opening). My name is... ah (give them a fake name, DON'T SAY SLIM SHADY) ah...Fat Shady (pretty clever.) (Now ask the question) You guys do know that therer are 2 Austin Power games for GBC coming out? (good) I would be ah... (grateful) grateful if you would  answer my question. (Now, close by saying "thank you") Ah... you're welcome (huh? ARE you THAT stupid? Why the hell am I up here anywau? That's the last straw, I'm outta here. thump! thump! eeerrr! SLAM!)... AH... - Slim Shady

Philip: Hey.. put me on blast on your next CD.. 'kay? Oh, those games? I know.. I saw them.. and I'm kinda.. not impressed.. but.. we'll see.. we will see.
its amazing. i beat MGS, and now im workin on the special stages. thanks for the help! - Cheeba_puff
Philip: Yeah! I can respect you again!
Hey, do you guys take your reviews in text format?.. I'm doing one on "Bo jackson Hit and run!" ..Icky game, Well I mean if you like Stick persons in football and baseball, this might be your thing :P Oh anywho, -RunTimeError
Philip: There must be some kind of error.
Umm...
Did you hear about the new "Water Blue" Gameboy Color that they're releasing in Japan? I just have a few questions about it.

Does it feel wet?

Will it quench my thirst?!

Is it hot or cold water blue?!?

Do the colors on screen look washed out?!?!

Will it conduct Pikachu's electricity and fry the player?!?!?

Is it really an "Ice Blue" Gameboy that melted?!?!?!

Will you have to change your site name to DMG Water?!?!?!? - BooJoh X

Philip: Well, it's not real water.. and I don't intend on changing the site name anytime soon. I think the yelow buttons are.. strange on it..
*blinks*

I got to see "System Crash"

*blinks*

Not like any of you guys care.

I still haven't found anybody around here who loves ReBoot the way I 
do!

*blinks*

(teardrop) - Meowthar

Philip: I like ReBoot. But.. I'm not in love with Megabyte.. you can have him.. I'm not that way..
Foy loves you. - me
Philip: I feel so loved!
Stupid pillow!!! It tried to trip me. It must be evil. I think it is conspiring to kill me. I am getting scared now. What if the pillow reads this? Will that make it angry? I have never seen an angry pillow but I am sure it's not good to make a pillow angry, espicialy if the pillow is plotting to kill you. Phillip, please help me!!! - Dreamaster
Philip: Call Little Nemo! He can help too!
*looks down in shame*
The disk was lost.
My plans were ruined.
This sucks. - Robb
Philip: Bummer.
Damn hippy bears! - AlterBoy
Philip: Ha!
Man, those IGN guys are dumbasses!  It takes a real Game Boy Man to show them they're wrong. Way to go Phil!  Now, I have another little puzzle for you: What's the meaning of life?  HAH Solve that MWA ha ha ha ha... - Tazzz21
Philip: But.. Craig is cool! He's been a slave to the Lynx for so long.. that his re-education in the Game Boy way has taken a little longer.. but soon.. he will be made stronger and more able to spot the truth!
A g0th poem:

no-one understands my suffering
nobody can feel the pain behind my blank stare
go hug a tree

Thank you thank you thank you and goodnight. - chromie!

Philip: Like.. good.
Hi Philip & Co! On the subject on Zelda games, the Triforce Series may still be 3 games, you never know... (Fruit/Acorn/whatever is already out in Japan, so they would have to put 2 pieces of Triforce in the next game, and the GBC can't handle it) But NES Zelda 1&2 are coming to GBC! YAY! The MegaMan X game coming out is really 'Rockman X: Cyber Mission' and is totally different from MMX1. Chill Penguin and Sigma are still there, but otherwise...

Also, is it ethically wrong to get a PS1, buy the LCD screen, and play it on Batteries, making it portable?

I'm just curious... <FONT COLOR="FFFFFF"> If you didn't know, the GBC is cool... but DMG ICE is cooler! is it a sin to play Clefairy Says on Pokemon Stadium just to see and hear Clefairy get hit in the head with a big mallet?</FONT>

they need to make Warcraft II for GBA, don'cha think? I mean, Starcraft for 64 and Warcraft for GBA? - ..........I am the Terror that Flaps in the Night! I am the Winged Scourge that Pecks @ your Nightmares! I am...DARKWING DUCK!
 

Philip: The Game Boy could handle it. And Mega Man eXtreme has Boomer Kuwanger, Storm Eagle, that octopus, Chill Penguin, and the whole lot from teh first Mega Man X. I played it. I know. ^_^ Yes, they need more strategy games on the Game Boy.