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Viral Speak 06-26-2000
Lick it and it grows...

the voices in my head are snoring. - wonk hero

Philip: Shh.. you'll wake them.

Phil, I saw it again. EGM says that "Originally planned to be a trilogy, the new Zelda GBC game series has become a set of two titles. Whats up? - fonebone

Philip: EGM is full of it. It's the Triforce Trilogy in Japan still. AND in the USA. Remember that EGM is well.. you know.. Nintendo of America says it's still three games. It was "three games" at E3. It's also three games according to the Famitsu.

Is Sockmonkey hiding? - Hutt Boy

Philip: Naw.. Sock Monkey is busy writing a book.

My tv exploded because of lightening..waht should i do? i cant play my super gameboy/n64.
help!
ahhhh! - lightening victim

Philip: Play Game Boy!

IMHAPPYIMHAPPYIMHAPPYIMHAPPYIMHAPPY I'm going to see Metallica, System of a Down, Powerman 5000, KoRn, and (ugh) Kid Rock in concert!
If only Kid Rock weren't there, it would be perfect! I have to go
download Metallica mp3's, so bye for now...!!!!! - Seth

Philip: Metallica... I think it would be hilarious.. to rip an exceedingly low birate MP3 of Unforgiven and then put it on a disk and mail it to them.

I got a Mad Catz Camera Link at Best Buy for $4.50!!! But now it is making me incredibly angry. I installed, the software and made sure I had the correct port for everything. When I plug it in to the CGB and turn the CGB on, it says <Downloading Data please wait> as if it were getting a picture. The problem is the CGB never recognized it as the Printer. I tried with a GB pocket and it didnt even respond to the thing. Also, when I turn on the Cam Link Software, it says it <Cant communicate with the Hardware and the program is running in standalone mode>. Can anyone in Viral Speak land help me? This include all of my faithful readers. I am the star of Viral Speak. -Boco316

Philip: I think you need to configure something in the Bios.. I'm having trouble with the damn thing too..

I finally buy Metal Gear...
and i cant get past level five.
Put a bullet in me. -Cheeba_Puff

Philip: Is it the one with the boxes or the water? I can help!

I like ham.Am I posting too much? - titan25

Philip: Ham is good.

Wanna tell me the script for this Viral Speak thingy?? I wanna use it, plz tell me... - BANG BANG

Philip: Well.. duh! Just look at the HTML?

Wow Im bored..... ok "Snootch to the Nootch" is not YOUR OFFICIAL SAYING to some guy who did that, ITS FROM A MOVIE!!! - Guy

Philip yawns.

PIKA PIKA!!!! - Pikachu

Philip: Well, I suppose that is what that hole is for.

*scene: Meowthar is at a table, looking at some spaghetti*
Meowthar: Alright, you! I know who you are!
(the spaghetti sits there)
Meowthar: C'mon, I know who you are!!!
(the spaghetti still sits there)
Meowthar: Alright, the jig is up! BANZAI! (whips out a fork, and stabs it into the plate of spaghetti)
Random Blue Virus: OW! (jumps out of the spaghetti)
*scene cut, DMGIce logo on screen*
Meowthar's Voice: I am DMGIce. - Meowthar

Philip: Great commercial, kitty-cat!

Philip, you like Sonic 3 the best. How can you like it the best? It's shorter than Sonic 2, and it has a save feature. Save is for wussies! Sonic 3 and Knuckles would be the only way to beat Sonic 2. And still Sonic 2 is a worthy competitor. - Robeatnik

Philip: Because, I do. Now leave or I'll kill you. *snickers*

Hey Phil.
Here this on ign:
Gameboy advanced is capable of surround sound.
Here this also on ign:
PS2 is only capable of surround sound during fmvs
GBA can do surround sound while ps2 cant - Techni

Philip: What a wonderful world.

Hey Philly (silently, I'd like to add Steak and Cheese, but you've prob. heard it more times than I've heard "Aren't you that guy on the X-Files??")!!
Anyway, You have Machina??? How do you like it?? I think it's definitely what Adore was lacking in terms of "rockness."
It's so sad that the Pumpkins are breaking up in 6 months...
*looks over at all scripts from next season* well, only 11 more eps for me to do and I'm goin home to boink Tea for the rest of my life... ahhh... turkey.... love.... game.... boy.... - Spooky Mulder

Philip: Got everything but Pisces Iscariot. I liked Machina. Damn the breakup..

LOL, I pressed enter without adding my propaganda :)
Well... if you don't know the inner workings of DMGICE, read this and be amazed!!!
"Not invisible text
I want to stand with you on a mountain, I want to bathe with you in the sea, I want to lay like this forever, until the sky falls down on me. I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy, I'll be
your hope, I'll be your love, I'll be everything that you need, with every day I more trulymadlydeeply do."
That was some invisible text at the bottom of a viral speak!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!! THE INVISIBLE TEXT IS UPON US!!!!!! - Tamas

Philip: Invisible text doesn't exist. Note: Kill Tamas.. he knows too much.

ha! this is a great site! even your html is funny! - wonk hero

Philip: Whatcha mean?

*Clay hands the Dmgice crew buckets of Gubblebum*
Sorry, we were out of plain old bubblegum, but this stuff is twice as good, and makes you fly if you think happy thoughts! - Clay

Philip: Peace, my brother! Over here in Missouri, we have something that makes you fly if you think Happy Thoughts as well. But it's called Crystal Meth.

Don't ask, don't tell. Don't pursue.
VIVVVAA LAS VEGAS! VIVVAAA LAS VEGAS! - Tubulay Luggage

Philip: Okaaaaay!

Nevermind...I'm still here...You can't talk about me behind my back yet...And don't think I won't check VS archives when I get back... - Sebulba113

Philip: Okay.. all gossip and cruel jokes at the expense of Sebulba113 can not commence.. yet.

Philip... Why are you writing love notes in invisible text?
And why can't I get past the first two ^%$#&* endings in Survival Kids?!? (Don't answer that.) - CodeBlue

Philip: I was gonna mention how.. but.. naw.. ^_^

Jay: Uh, I'm like gonna sue Sebulba113 for stealing "Naga Nootch" from me. Thats my phrase. My and tubby bastard copywrighted it. Right Bob? Silent Bob:......... - Jay and Silent Bob

Philip: Uh huh.

I sometimes wish I was a fish, a-swimming in the water! I'd do the things I wish; but not the things I oughta! And then.. I could eat froggies! Chomp the froggies! Chomp the froggies! Yummy! Yummy! Yum!