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Viral Speak 06-21-2000
Look at me! I'm Viral Speak! Lousy with Virginity! Okay.. that's enough Grease references.

Dude, noone wants to see Kirby getting it on! - AlterBoy
Philip: I know.. Nintendo has that as it's splash page right now.. isn't that.. awful?
http://www.dmgice.com/images/fun/25-40.jpg

But Pika strikes back!

http://www.dmgice.com/images/fun/Round2.jpg

Muhahaha! and again!

http://www.dmgice.com/images/fun/Final.jpg

OK, I'm done, so let's play a game: I'll write the response to the Viral Speak and you write the Viral Speak Itself. OK? Let's go!

"Not as much as it may seem." - afree87

Philip: Are you baka?
What was wrong with that splash page? - Robb
Philip: Okay.. it looks like Kirby is doing a Carson Daly on King DeDeDe.
I told you not to press the yellow button. - Hbomb
Philip presses the yellow button and Hbomb explodes with Damn Good Popcorn (TM): Never saw that coming...
This is so magical! Dmgice and Absolute Game Boy under one big happy mafia... er, family, at IGN!!! Great to be a part of it all guys! - Clay
Philip: Yup. And there's also EAGB and Gameboydojo as well. It's one big happy Game Boy lovin' family. Gimme some Bubblegum!
Please tell me why Pokemon is so popular.  I mean, it is a fun game, but good God, is ain't THIS good! - Seth
Philip snuggles his Jigglypuff plushie: I have no idea why it's so popular...
I LOVE this site! ^_^ - BurnKid
Philip: Kakkoii! Watashi no kiisu de hoshimasu!
*reads the second message in Viral Speak*

Um... so, Akemi doesn't have two legs? - S- Cargo

Philip: Umm.... she does.. but I'm kinda holding onto both of them right now... so she can't escape. ^_^
What's with all these guys that write long-winded tirades about outlandish, moronic, often vulgar stuff (doing hmm-hmm with woo-woo and a pie???)?  Just write short, nonsensical snippets like I do.  And for the love of Lil' Jimbo, keep it clean. - Sebulba113
Philip: Amen!
Sorry i never wrote to the viral speak for awhile but i was in a crazy house. (last time i plead insainaty for a parking ticket) - newhook_1
Philip: You should have hired Johnny Cochran.
Deal me an update! - Uh..
Philip: Update? What's that?
They're quirky and they're groovy
But never made a movie.
That one girl was a floozy,
The Partridge family.

d-d-d-d *snap* *snap* - CodeBlue

Philip: Sing along!
They belong in a museum.
People use to pay to see them.
Their music made me scream.
The Patridge family.
Hi... - Kirby
Philip: Hello. Don't look at me like that...
LOVE ME! - Tubular Luggage
Philip: Oh, Poppy Seed wants a word with you...
hey akemi did you get your screen name from titan ae? that movie is kewl good soundtrack too. i've found myself humming "i'm in over my head" quite often. ok anyway nothying really new except update the DAMN oddish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and new team redline plz ok bye - pokemaster
Philip steps back for a second.
Akemi: My online name is my IRL middle name that my grandmother gave to me... It has a very nice meaning and I hate when people ask if I got it from an anime.... But this is a new one.  Titan A.E?  Not really. ^_^ ;
HELP!!!! My Metal Gear Solid Cartridge messes up on the mines weapon mode time attack. The problems consists of the program not giving me any mines to complete the time trial. I have tried cleaning the cart and game boy and it still doesnt work. 

Any Ideas? - I require assistance

Philip: Equip your Mine Detector.. and.. here's the deal.. see the non-moving dots on the radar? Crawl over them. Those are the mines. You have to crawl over them to pick them up so you can use them.
Why does everybody pick on the blue virus?  He's the man.What about the yellow or red virus?  I mean, what do you associate with blue?  Coolness.  Yellow?  Well...ya got yer yellow fever, for starters. And red?  Can you say chicken pox?

C'mon, the enemy is NOT the blue virus...wake up people! - caffeine_junkei

Philip: Umm.. fight the real enemy?
I know you guys are hiding something... GIVE ME THE PLANS TO METAL GEAR SO I CAN BLOW UP RUSSIA!!! heh heh heh... (snicker) - nemesis
Philip: But.. I LIKE Russia. I have this neat-o Red flag with a Yellow Sickle and Hammer. And the Russian people are cool. Russia used to have a lot of pride; but.. darn... freedom actually ruined them...
The Pokemon Movie 2000 soundtrack will rock. Why? Three words... "Weird Al Yankovic"... - Farfetch'd
Philip: Really?
I noticed after reading the main page of DMGIce that if you say slacking enough, it sounds mildly pornographic..... - Seth
Philip: Okay. That's silly. But not normal silly.... "Sofa King" silly!
Here are three pictures of the Prototype Sock Monkey. It is a prototype because this is the first one my Grandma made.  She is making one for like everyone in the family for Christmas (2000, as in 6 months from now), and that one will have light brown in place of the white and white in place of the red.  If I am still a patron of DMG Ice by Christmas I will send you pictures of the real ones.  In the meantime, enjoy the fact that you can now put a face to the previously silent Sock Monkey. - Boco316
Philip: Here's the pictures! One, two, and three! We claim no responsability for any fear related injury you recieve from these pictures.