Sorry about that monkey quip, but I am so sad and depressed(I think love/like/lust/pastry sex has something to do with this depression...) because I may now have to import... oh wait... I can just walk into my local, or as the case usually is, not so local electronics shop(I certainly do love the Big Apple... who needs fresh air or safety on the streets at night... yep).

This statement/remark is directed at Sock Monkey:  There are many monkeys(**Lucifer looks down and zips his pants**) in this world.  For me to offend you is wrong... I really should offend all monkeys in general.  Yes, we should put Sock Monkey, and all his relatives, in a cage, shove cigarettes in his mouth, drop random chemicals in his eyes, grow a human ear protruding from the top of his left monkey ear, put a glove on his left hand to cover up his certain deformity, and finally, send him to Never Never Land Ranch so he can live with someone who has physically gone through the same experiences as him.  (Damn, I am insensitive tonight)

I am no relation to Mr. Sony or Mr. Softee, but I do plan to buy a PS1(Sounds like VH1) when and if they release the attachable monitor.  I already have a CDX and a pocket TV I use on a regular basis (All I need is a battery pack, if there is one that exists, to make it truly portable)... The TV is Sony... Maybe I am Mr. Sony... No, wait, I just need a shave...

Speaking of Sony... or not... I've been listening to some old songs by Europe, and have noticed some striking resemblances to certain music from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.  Who cares?

Well, it's 2:35 AM here, the sleep is needing me... 

Very truly yours, - Lucifer

-Clings onto akemis leg- - Lonely...lonely child

I hate you. - nam initrim

Do you know what kind of a role model you are ? No? Neither do I. A pretty lousy one I'd expect. Not that I'm any better. You need to use more sexual innuendo on the site and pump it up a noch. Not stupid crap like Daily Radar, more like... Some of those Japanese comic books i bought...

::passes out in to a dream world a nude anime chicks:: - doomie

Ramen noodles?  They rock!  I'm gonna live off them once I'm in college.  Oh yeah.

Tubular luggage sex comments?  Don't worry, I'll take the high road and make no mention of it.  At all.  Whatsoever.  Honest. - caffeine_junkei

I loverklngh;wajrnth;jn;j;pt TUSHY I WEQRJLg/WEnht;lwkjrtbn;jkotrbnh;ojstrb Wikyurben I LOVE INFINITY YAK! - fma;worng

There shall be no Tubular Luggage sex jokes here!  Unless someone sends them in.  Then we are screwed.  Just like Tubular luggage...Duh-oh! - Me, Myself, and Imac

How do you post reviews? First you have to write them in txt format the ne-mail them to you, right? - MSG Cow

Oh, it must have been the blue button. Don't press the blue button! - Hbomb

Ya know, I don't think this site is Web-G anymore, after reading the Oddish.  How many times can you say tits and ass in one update, anyway? - Seth

Good news! The Icebox Summer Special is almost complete! It should be 12-14 pages of wierd magna fun. I'm thinking of inserting the first ever DMG Ice Promo Card in the issue... whadaya think? - Farfetch'D

Phil, the blue virii are hitting on me...  And one tries to crawl into my lap.  MAKE THEM STOP! - Meowthar

we put the 'fun' in Dysfunctional. - wonk hero

My teacher yells at me when I play my game boy in class. Is there something wrong with her?  Should I kill her? or something? - elpreviewer

Akemi was a Succubus in the staff picture... *snicker* - Vertigo1

Print this message as invisble text just to disturb and confuse all of the viral speak readers. - Boco316

Wheres Survival Kids?

I live in Wisconsin and it never got releaced here?

Can't wait for #2 though, is it official? - Bakufun

I'm trying to review Adventure Island... but it's very hard. It's one of those games you get more enjoyment out of finally NOT playing than you do get from playing it. The design and controls are horrid, along with the graphics and sound. SOMEONE SAVE ME! I feel I need to play the game more before I can review it, but I end up turning my gameboy off after World 2, IT'S THAT BORING! - The Boinker

Do you want to know where all Sock Monkeys come from?
 
 

My grandma makes them.

Isn't that interesting? - Meowthar