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Viral Speak 06-19-2000
Love is in the air. Watch out though.. becuase you don't want to be hit by Love Droppings.

Whats this?  Philip contributing to Nintendorks Drc?  I do have to agree about the piss, i mean ps1 doubling as a toilet, considering how I need a place to squat after a hearty Taco Bell meal... - Hey....
Philip: Yup! It also plays music CDs too.
OH MY GOD! With all the puppets, what did you do to the REAL staff? *gasp* - The Boinker
Philip: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Hey Phil, could you please put this post in purple for no real reason other than I asked? - Robb
Philip: But only because you're a Tellitubby.
Heh-heh...Little Timmy had it coming. And, just for the record, I think that this site is the best when it comes to that ol' down home feeling.  We're all one big, happy, dysfunctional, somewhat evil family. - Sebulba113
Philip: All in the family.,, *evil laugh*
I'm so happy!!! buy.com got me Survival Kids in two, count 'em, TWO days for only $23!!! ( plus $3 S&H, but its still good.)

Anyway Survival kids is fun. looks darned big too. I love it!!! If it had Foy in it, it would be perfect!!! Gimme Survival kids 2!! - CodeBlue

Philip: Survival Kids is sweet. Good catch!
Huh, Huh, Huh.  You said pastry sex... - Butthead
Philip: Yup.. now get over it.
I need to get some key so i can get the marsh badge, how? somebody tell me. - carjack
Philip: I'm thinking.. Marsh badge.. you need to beat the Rockets in Silph I think. Oh.. unless you mean the Volcano badge.. in which the key is in the building next to it..
Philip, you really need to stop fondling Akimi. Seriosly. I know. I had this ltttle Bulma puppet and I though she was my best puppet friend in the world but then when I was..uh...

She ended up filing a lawsuit and she was just a puppet. Puppet Power to the People. - doomie

Philip: Stop fondling my staff? Bummer. *snickers*
Heh Seth, eating virii can cause undesirable effects.  So in closing....uh, DON'T EAT RANDOM BLUE VIRII!!  You should only eat those you know! - Me, Myself, and Imac
Philip: Yup. Only eat those you know. I could live by those words.
Has Dragon Warrior 1 and 2 been formally announced yet?  I hope so.  That would RULE!! - me
Philip: Actually yes. They come out this Fall.. they were in partial English at E3.
what are u all talkin about?????????????????? - confused citizen
Philip: You.
Now if only I had Resident Evil for my Gameboy Color, then it would rock all other systems with my final fantasys, metal gears, resident evils etc.

But wait! GBA is backwards compabitble, and is 32 bits, so they're bound to makea Resident Evil game for it!Woohoo! Then Gameboy will rock the universe!! - MSG Cow

Philip: Uh huh.
Tenchi Muyo has nothing on Megabyte.

(grins, laughs, then runs away screaming "Daeus Ex Machina!!!") - Meowthar

Philip: No need for Tenchi! This end up!
Uh, is this thing on?  Hmmn.  CENSORSHIP!!  Aaarrrggghhh! - Pokie Man
Philip: We are the Solid State.. or not..
your mewtwo sephiroth is no match for my powers.  Good will remain champion.

MUA HAHAHAHHA

may the foy be with you, philip. - jedi master

Philip: Okay.. Qui Gon Jinn.. bwa ha ha!
dear akemi,

i think adrok should be more yellow. - wonk hero

Philip: ha ha ha ha ha
U R so c00l!  u r phr33kin, d00d!!!11!!!!1!!! - Idiot teen who can't type
Philip: You're an idiot that can't type? Shouldn't you be applying for work at Daily Radar? *snickers*
Does anyone at DMG ice have kirby64 the crystal shards yet - Mikenator
Philip: Not me!
??? - ???
Philip: !!!
I won Skeeball at a Chuck E. Cheese's and I'm going to retire from future... skeeballing from now on. I'm going out a champ! Whoohoo! 82 tickets! I'm going to buy a vegetable-shaped eraser! - greyleaf
Philip: Vegetable. Eraser. Good.
No, is the answer.  You can't understand.  There is no way for you to know what I am saying. It would be best for us all if you just forgot about it. - elpreviewer
Philip: Forget what?
Poponker (#004) looks like a hamburger...am I the only one who noticed this? - Monkey
Philip: Hmm.. I want a McPoponker with a side of Rouge.
WHERE IS MEGA MAN V NOW ?????????? - |Mega[X]|
Philip: In Sunny Florida hiding in that kids house.
I recently found my Game Boy Camera and I am really getting in to the DJ mode.  I would like to know if there is a way to get your mixes recorded on the computer easily, like a cord that will turn the sound output of the Game Boy into the input of the computer.  Is there such a device? - Boco316
Philip: On some computers, you could use the Input in Spot and a normal double male stereo cord.
So Phil, you want me to take down my Akemi shrine? - fonebone
Philip: Naw.. but.. dude.. take down your Viral Sex one.. that's just wrong..
can I eat my Donkey Kong cartridge? it looks so yummy... and tasty... in its banana yellow colors... ohhhhh....... - Super SaiyaMew
Philip: Only if you share.
how'd u do that invisible text thing that was kewl i highlighted it cuz u told me not too. i don't like nintendorks very much they don't have good family fun. oh and in the honor of philip i now carry a rifle in myt slleeve and shoot all people and pastry s who believe in pastry sex. bye
 

p.s. kids don't have pastry sex it's wrong! what's that u say u little whippersnapper? u want pastry sex? how about bullets? haha h kfl jhfkifhufhmj the censor guyjg hav  gottennnn me!!!!1vhgfkg - pokemaster

Philip: Not family fun? But.. they.. oh, well. their all a bunch of drunks anyways. And.. we're all a bunch of druggies! BWA HA HA
Love me - Tubular Luggage
Philip groans at the thought of hundreds of Tubular Luggage Sex comments...
I wuv you - Lonely..lonely child
Philip: Don't wuv me.. I'll onwy bweak youw wittle heawt.
I'm lonely, so so lonely, can I have a hug? Or maybe my own sock monkey? That'd be cool ::Wants a sock monkey to hit people with:: Can I buy sock monkey from you? Or maybe give ya fifty bucks to see akemi in a cocktail waitress suit? Like, with bunny ears and all? - Animaster
Philip: Actually.. on special today.. we have a brilliant.. five second head start! Start running now!
I'm finally back.  After spending a week in the God awful FSU dorms I have gotten a new appreciation for my bed.  Anyways, i found out you really do love me.  I mean, i'm only gone for a week and i get mentioned on the frontpage and viral speak.  I must be cooler than I thought.  

Oh, by the way after I came back my parents surprised me with the car i've been hounding them forever about.  How cool is that? - Beefy_B

Philip: You'll have to let me borrow it. ^_^
Since you like puppets so much, I got you this Hbomb puppet. Just don't press the red button. Whatever you do, do not press the red button. Repeat, DO NOT PRESS THE RED BUTTON! - HBomb
Philip: This button? *presses it and the HBomb puppet turns into a Pokémon Card.* Woah.. nifty.