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Viral Speak 06-08-2000
Leave this planet! It is no longer safe here!

Why do you keep making fun of playstation? Some of us like it just as much as our n64. And UNBAN US DAMMIT - Raura
Philip: It's an easy target. And really.. I like some of the games.. but I lost a huge amount of faith in Sony at E3. I didn't ban you. But.. #blue is back in operation!
Random and blue, addiction is a viral entity.  Icy in its intricacies, its true reality is darkly veiled. Ammassed in a place where humor often VS's insanity, peace can be found within a Snowflake. - ...I hope you like it...
Philip: Cool. Very cool. You get a cookie.
my girlfriend broke up with me cause i spent more time with my game boy than, her. I chose the game boy, did I make a wrong decision? - elpreviewer
Philip: Bummer. She's missing out.. you should have bought her one too.
I read your comic, Philip!  I think it's pretty cool, actually.

On another note, I'll be sending Chapter One of my fanfic soon, so everyone look for it!!! d;) - CyberZero

Philip: Thanks. :)
Philip, how about telling us a few of the most difficult platform games you've played (any format)? As in well-designed difficulty natch, not as in the hero jumps two seconds after you press the button. :-| - S- Cargo
Philip: Good question. Hmm.. Montezuma's Return is hard.. but Pitfall for GBC had those jumps.... can I get back to you on that?
What's the matter, don't you love me anymore?  I'm a *real* 
American...  and I fight...  for the rights...  of EVERY man! - "Uncle" Pat Patterson
Philip: I believe you..
dose this thing work - CrAsH
Philip: Nope.
So, anyway...I'm watchin' Three's Company right...What?...what 
are you all laughing at? - Tazzz21
Philip: Not Tony Danza. ;)
Whose Akemi? - Q-Bone
Philip: My boss. ;)
I heard that the Zelda trilogy has been cut down to 2 games, (hence it isn't a trilogy anymore). Is this true? - fonebone
Philip: Nope.
Man, what a hockey game.  Longest scoreless game ever.

Okay, sorry, I'se not got much to say...I'se tired, 1:30 in the morning, and I'm just tryin' to get this message typed without making it totally illegible with typos.  (Mr. Backspace key's gettin' a workout.)

Oh, yeah, politicians who get all pissy ab out video game violence should die.  *attempts a maniacal laughter (eh, sp?), but coughs and gags*

More on that later.

Nite Ni...yhujhkj*zzzz* - caffeine_junkei

Philip: Yeah.
When is the new team redline coming out? - Imakuni?
Philip: Soon!
........<-try to think of something witty to go along with that, smart guy! - Robb
Philip: I would; but the Cucumber forbids me to.
haha, the other day, i was listening to blue and i looked at the viruses on the top of the page and they danced to the music.  You should try it - name
Philip: Woah.. you should watch them boogie to "Never let you go."
Would you mind reposting whatever you have found so far about 
this 141.07 or 140.07 or whatever thing on MGS.  Now that I have done 
most of the beatable missions on Stage Select Special, and I need 
something easier to do.  Some of  those missions are way too hard.  How do 
you even beat the Time Trial missions on Stage Select Special?  It takes 
me so long to finish the levels, except level 7.

Boco316

Philip: Okay. It is earned in the hard game. Try to achieve the "mole" ranking by not being seen or killing enemies. Oh, and quickly too.
I was never really good at real time strategy.  Okay, okay, I sucked.  I cant even beat the Warcraft 2 demo.  But it is because I am not good at the keyboard shortcuts and using the mouse efficiently and all that stuff.  So do you think that I would be better at a GBC realtime strategy game.  I mean how much of a speed advantage can you get? Everyones cursor will move the same speed, right? - Boco316
Philip: Woah.. two! Anyways, I think it works better on the GBC.. everything is equal. And it might be easier. :) Less buttons.
Metal gear should be voted the best game ever. - justin
Philip: Yes it should.. maybe.
Solid Eel - Crap.  I messed up the name field and the message field again.  Oh well.
Philip: Now.. you die.
I am waiting for a bus....

IT'S COMING AT ME TOO FAST!!! NO!!!

*SPLAT* - The Boinker

Philip: Oh, my God! They killed the Boinker! *waits* any moment now.. *keeps waiting* Oh, well.