I am faild high school, I have no friends, they make fun of me becaus I am So fat.  My parents cant aford a computer, so I go to the library.  The omly thing I con to look forward to is your website.  Oh well, I got my second BGC for my birth day.  I love it it is good... - the pathetic insan cult member, who did not listen to the pamphlets I got, and look ware I am! Go ahead, you can do it!

I HAVE beat all the Stage Select missions.  And am honestly disapointed.  It say something like the following.

"Good Job.  You are almost as good as Solid Snake at the fall of Galude.  Your time will come.  Take a rest for now, Jack."

Note:  I can't remember if it says you 'were better' or 'almost as good.'

I'm GUESSING that Solidus is who you are playing as in these missions, and his first name is Jack.  I would remember exactly what it said, but you can only see it twice, and I finished about a week and a half ago.  So, sorry its not perfect.

NOTE: Nothing special seems to happen either.  HOWEVER!!!

There is a little thing on IGN that MGS GBC will work together with MGS2 on PS2 and Dolphin. Perhaps...  Playing as Solidus in MGS2?  I'd be peeing my pants in anticipation, if I wore any.

Oh, and if you are really that stuck on a mission, get this months issue of Pocket Games.  It helped me by showing how to fire the Nikita missle in Level 11 and how to beat Metal Gear REALLY fast.  But killing him fast is mostly luck.  I kept granadeing myself which you CANNOT do, or you're screwed.

"My bum is on your Pokeball, My bum is on your Pokeball!"

-In Memory of Tom Greens lopped testicle. - mercatfat

Hiryu: ***Looks at Jon*** ....... Jon, you shouldn't have done that.

Jon: Why not?

Hiryu: ***points up*** you pissed off the Foy God.

***Jon looks up to see about a couple billion Foys circling around in the sky. He gets off a slight scream before he is vaporized in a giant explosion of about a billion hyper beams. The blast causes everything in a 1-mile radius to be destroyed. Hiryu is blackened by the blast.***

Hiryu: *Cough! Cough! Hack!* ...... ***looks up*** ....... Their never gonna believe this.

***A foy flies up to Him and hits him with a mallet***

Foy: Foy foy foy! FOY! - Hiryu

If I light my dog on fire I can say 'Growlithe! Go!'. That oughta show the damn PETA. - me

can I have a tic tak - the ( living ) bottem-less pit

are you pokemon is muk? - some offended pokemon fan

We LOVE to write you - some cuba girls

Okay, okay, just wanna let the world know...buy the latest issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly (EGM) and look for the letter to the editor by Fro (that's my alter-ego).  MY LETTER GOT PUBLISHED IN A NATIONAL...errr...PUBLICATION!

Okay, Renegade Master good...what about Moby's Bodyrock, eh? - caffeine_junkei

A bit off topic but Emus can survive in many places... there are some right here in California - The Boinker

Oh! One of those scary viruses that stares at me while I come here just bit me! Am I going to get a disease? Become sick? Kill over and die? Become a proffesional wrestler? open a Post-it note delivery service? What is going to happen? Oh no, oh no! - Nervous Tim

Okay, I've thought about it, and I've come to the conclusion that FOY, is a better name than Redyba. But when I approached the Board at Nintendo Headquarters to express my feelings, THEY FRIGGEN FIRED ME! CAN YOU FRIGGEN BELIEVE THAT?!? ME, FRIGGEN JON BUSIN NESS, FRIGGEN LEADER OF A FRIGGEN BUNCH OF FRIGGEN NINTENDO STUFF! WAAAA!

So because of that I've decided to either go work for Sega enterprises or become a Dmgice hippy. Please help me through this ordeal.

-Jon Busin Ness

P.S. Can I have my pants back? - Jon Busin Ness

Well I guess it would be nice...
If I could touch PAW's body...
I know not everybody...
Has got a body like him...

But I gotta think twice..
Before I give my FOY away..
And I know all the games he plays..
Cause I play GBC too...

Oh, but I need some time off...
From that great website...
Time to pick my FOY up off the floor...

But what love comes down..
Without devotion...
Well it takes a big fan baby,
But i'm showing you my door!

I GOTTA HAVE FOYYY!!!
GOTTA HAVE FOYYY!!!
GOTTA HAVE FOYYYYYYY... - Akemi-Chan

Is the Naprosyn high fun??? It's Nappy, isn't it???

I had a root canal once, and my dentist gave me a bottle of Tylenol with Codiene in it every time I went... 3 in all!!! Happy days - codiene is a very powerful opiate. Opiates - the opiates of the masses!! - Spooky Mulder

Starcraft GBC sounds pretty nice... - mca

there is nothing quite like playing game boy instead of studying for finals, don't you agree? - elpreviewer

What do I say when I call 1-800-255-3700? I'm telling my friends to fight for Foy, but they always ask me what to say. FOY! -Pikachu2k3

.... - HI PHILIP!!!! It's me, your stalker! 

Where is this rumored "banana" in metal gear solid GBC???  I wanna know so i can see it and point at the screen and laugh my patented maniacal laugh.  Thanx alot. - Tick/Heero Yuy

We've been baaaddd girls!  Can we have a nookie? - Sailor Mercury AND Misty

Hi, it's me again, the pest who keeps bugging you about that MGS Codec frequency. (Perhaps I should change my name to "pest"? Naa, "lafazar" will become a synonyme for it soon enough... <eg>) I believe you're right: The function must be unlocked. I remember foggyly, that I tried it out right after I saw it in the credits the first time after completing the game on "normal" and that I got "no response". (Man, what a monster-sentence) Then, I beat the whole game a second time on "hard" and got the following results:
Play Time: 4:23:57
Being found: 70 Times
Enemies Killed: 4
Rations used: 14
Code Name: Mole
After that it worked...
I believe that you simply have to beat the game on "hard", regardless of the score. But perhaps you have to kill as few enemies as possible, too. I really don't know. Well, hope that helps. See you next time to annoy the hell out of you... - lafazar

Note to all: don't try to figure out my plans - Robb