Viral Speak 06-01-2000 Wario Land 3 is pretty cool.
You know the voices in your head?
You should listen to them once in a while... They give good advice
to you if they're nice. Like the one in my head that carries around
a stuffed animal. Just never EVER listen to the guy with red eyes.
I did, and my experiment blew up in my face! - Meowthar
Philip: Okay.
Get a Brain Boy. Let me run rampant in
your Pokemon game. - Mew
Philip: I already got a Mew. A legit one too.
Man, You people got a lot of time on
your hands, don't you? Lucky (fatherless sons)... How I envy you all...
- Salohcin
Philip: Well, "Nicholas".. it is better I
update my site.. then be out selling drugs and pimping women again.
i'm happy-sad. misty left me for that
gay ass tracy*sniff* but....... my old g/f chelsea the cutest nicest person
to be in love with came back to me!!!!!!!!!!! ( for my good love life can
i have a cookie?) anyway i talked to samus and sailor mercury. they're
having a fight over which one gets you. l-u-u-u cky!!! oh one last thing
where's the nightmare key in level 5 catfish's maw? i have every thing
but that. ok bye - pokemaster
Philip: You know that room with a pool
of water in it and four lanterns -one on each wall-? When you got the Hookshot..
dive in that pool.. then you'll figure it out. :)
[Disclaimer- this is fiction, meant in
fun. There is no dark
side to DMG Ice (other than Area DMG, and DaMaGed
Ice, and the Rumors
page).]
Dear original insane cult member,
I attempted to give a reply yesterday, however
I believe it was censored by our tireless oppressors at DMG Ice, namely,
the one we know as Dog Hand. I will be briefer this time. Yes, I too am
a mindless slave, although I hope to soon be promoted to the position of
'puppet leader' following my triumphs in the field of unquestioning acceptance.
Oh, and I'm with a cult just down the road. In fact we share neighbours
('The Compound of Magikarpian Magikarp Sunshine Seers' - which we believe
explains DMG Ice's infamous slur on both our brotherhoods). We can meet
at the barbecue on Friday if you wish. I will be wearing black robes and
a red grotesque mask.
Yours (if Cththtzhylu doesn't want me first, haha)
sincerely,
- A *very* insane cult member.
Philip: Right.. (Bow before me! I am the Legion
Master of GAZ, and I summon Marshmellow Men of Evil Puffiness!)
Yo I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up please stand up please stand
up. - Eminem
Philip: Did I mention my real name is.. "Stan"?
>inside joke<
Is it bad when your cereal doesn't evolve
at the appropriate level. Mini-Wheats should become frosted soon, what's
wrong? - JayGee1
Philip: Did you remember to use the Marshmellow
stone?
I believe it is awhimowhey not awimbaway
as you so put it - Boco316
Philip: Thanks.
Should I feel guility about my extreme
lack of updates to the Nintendo Code Book (at http://codebook.stals.com
, of course -- anything else isn't as Perfect...) - DavidDayto@bigfoot.com
Philip: You're lucky I let you plug that.
;)
Hey. I have a question for you. I have
Super Mario Land 1 for GameBoy and I can't beat it. It has terrible graphics
and is my least favorite Mario game. However, I have beaten every Mario
game I have, and I just want to beat this one so I can say I have really
beaten every Mario game I have. Can you give me some codes or something
to help me out with it? I checked out a lot of code sites, even Game Friend,
but a lot of the codes are lies and don't work or involve beating the game.
Are there any real codes? - Chicky Monkey
Philip: Okay.. I'll "help" you; but seriously...
don't diss Super Mario Land. It's from 1989. That's why the graphics aren't
"stunning". But, Here's the deal. There are no gameplay codes to help you
cheat in it. You have to beat the game once to get the harder version,
and twice for the level select. My suggestion is to brush up on your Mario
skills. I'm guessing that those "pretty graphics" games made you soft.
Don't be soft core.
WTF is a sock monkey - Mike359
Philip: A noble creature.
I haven't had time to finish Metal Gear
yet so i have a question for you. Other than the other difficulty
levels is there anything to add replay value? Is there anything that
resembles the bandana or the stealth suit? Any secrets? - Beefy_B
Philip: Here.. let me tell you something.
After you beat it once, and you've beaten all 100% of the VR Missions..
you still have about 50% of the game left.
I want a free gameboy - Kevin Hickling
Philip: I want a free Cameron Diaz; but you
don't see wishes coming true here.. do you. :(
There's this person in my French calss
who's last name is Foy! Cool hey? - me!!
