Oh, I checked my Viral Speak E-Mail and it was nice and hefty. Thank you. :)

O.o Wow. I never though I'd see Tenchi's....err...Techni's comic update more than DMG Ice (For those of you that don't read it. Shame on you! It only updates Mondays & Fridays.) Amazing. O.O

I am gonna be happy on my birthday! Not only will I get GBA (I preordered Artic. Is Nintendo stopping making them in Japan only or not going to release all three in US? OK, bad phrasing.) and F-Zero (only launch game I really wanted.) but Dragon Ball premieres! On my birthday! Thanks Cartoon Network! This offsets your getting Cardcaptors.

Oh, I have a request for everyone. If you have any Sailor Moon, or original adventure/comedy fanfic,(Needs to deal with either Anime or American cartoons) please send them to DNukem170@aol.com and I'll post them on the site me & my friends are working on. It's almost done. Just gotta fix the title & side bars, and convince the President of the site to get rid of the bright blue/bright yellow color scheme. -.-'

I used a lot of emoticons in this message. >.<! - Duke

First, we have Kaiser (just plain Kaiser, not Kaiser Adel: Crusader) *beep*ing and moaning about how horrible my quote in my sig is because I used the f-word and censored it.  Oh no! Now, we have "It could be worse, he could be engaged to Talon" *beep*.  Where the *beep* did I enter that? BTW, will somebody get off their lazy @$$es and help Phil/make Phil get the fanfics from the Pallet Gym up onto a site that ISN'T a directory file?  I know what you're thinking: "Why doesn't the *beep*er make it himself?  I would, but I have no HTML skills whatsoever, so bug off.
*Breathes in and out* I'm done. Random thought: "Why they wanna pick on me?/Lock me up and throw away  the key..."-Kid Rock, Cowboy *end transmission* - Talon

Dark - (Adjective) Devoid of or deficient in light; dim, approaching black in hue; devoid of moral or spiritual light; evil; wicked; cheerless; dismal; sad;hiden or secret; mentally or spiritually blind
Clod - (Noun) A lump or mass in general; a lump of earth, soil, and grass or clay; a dull, gross, stupid person; a numbskull; a clodhopper
So, in meaning, Dark Clod could mean one of many things. Here are a few examples!
"Approaching Black in Hue Dirt"
"Secret Lump Of Clay" 
and... now, what I think it REALLY means!
"Evil, Dull, Gross, Stupid Person"
*gasp* The game may actually be about Al Gore! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR SANITY!!!! - Charizard2000

Why does pikachu look at me like that??? (Catch'em) - ||| One to many suger cubes |||

Do you know if the gameboy color link cable will work on a GBA? - Aaaahhhgggg!!! A gameoy related question in Viral Speak!!!

Wow, Viral Speak is back!  WOOO!!!
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*can't think of what to do now...*
Hmmm... I'll go listen to the new Depeche Mode album again... *walks away* - Seth

I am glad I see life. - A webmaster that would KILL for a site like yours

I'm back! Remember me? I am Subrosian king! Those rings are the best idea ever! What is your favorite? Mine is the red ring (2x sword damage)!  -  Admiral Tailz

GO....  DONACHU!  KICK PHIL FOR DISSING PS2 AND DARK CLOUD!  But then pat him on the back for praising the new Zelda games!  Yeah, well i had to have some reprisal for your blasphemous ways...  anywho... im w/ Akemi on the school thing!  Im out, and to all those who aren't, NEENER NEENER BOO BOO!  STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO!  (j/k) And give it up for being a junior!  OH YEAH!  Well anyway, peace  ::Closes the world, X elbuoD madnuG sih ni spmuj:: - Tick

I got everything I could ever have asked for today (Wed. May 30). A lo-o-ong news, a viral speak, reviews, and my very first GBA game to play on the Pokemon Center GBA I got last Thursday. Yes, you have been seeing me at IGN where I've been hearing Wallmart had Iridion 3-D, the only game released in the US so far. I checked on Monday and they didn't have it but I did get a milky blue battery grip pack, the only accessory I've seen anywhere for the GBA. Then today I went to Wallmart again and there it was, the GBA game! It's not one I would have gotten, but I just had to have it to see what the GBA really sounds and looks like. My GBA enhanced Zelda's look alright but they still look and sound like GBC games. And yes, old GB and GBC games look really ugly. The camera doesn't look right at all, DKC looks dark in some levels but the water levels look better. Wacky Races looks better on GBA, stretched. I've been trying all 136 of my games to see which look better and worse, and for the most part they look worse. I guess you can still say GBA is backward compatible, but I'm definitely holding onto my GBC to play most of my collection on. Iridion 3-D makes 137. And BTW Philip, you will most likely get more than nothing for Viral Speak once there people see there IS a Viral Speak. Thanks for all the work you did...I was one of those complainers, but as you know, I am also a do-er. - pikamom

Ah, It's been a while since I've sent in a Viral Speak... 
Course, I haven't been moaning about anything either. Besides, as you've said, What has there been to really talk about? Besides the Zeldas and a few games here or there, things have been endlessly slow in the Gameboy and the rest of the gaming world. Ah, Thank god GBA and Gamecube are going to be out sooner then we know it. I can taste the multi-player goodness already... *Drool* F-Zero, Super Dodgeball, Mario Advance, Mario Kart, and come November, Smash Bros, Smash Bros, SMASH BROS! ... Yeah, come June 11th Nintendo will have a grip on my soul. Come November 5th they shall own it. - Salohcin Geen

For those who are too lazy to read the interview on Tendobox, here's my Yuji Naka interview summary:

Famitsu: "Well?  How is is? 
Naka: "Holy Shat.  Buy this system."
Famitsu: "No, we're quite happy with our PS2s..."
(Sony rep jams gun harder into Famitsu Man's back)

And the interview with Amusment Vision:

Famitsu: "Naka likes it.  How 'bout you?"
Amu. Vision: "MUNKEES ARE FUN!"

Indeed, Amusement Vision Man, indeed.  On a side note, a friend of mine was really psyched about PS2 when it launched, sold his DC to get it and denounced the GameCube video from Space World.After Christmas, he asked me about how to get the Jet rank in "Jet Grind Radio"...you see, he got so bored with PS2 and it's crappy games (all he really uses it for now is an Anime DVD player) that he bought another Sega-Box.  After E3, he's really psyched about GameCube.  And he STILL hates X-Box.  So as you can see, even those who have turned bad can be redeemed.  Thank you. - Jethro McB

Tell me my borderline psychotic obsession with seeing a cinema scene of Maple isn't unhealthy in the slightest. - CX (IT MOVED! DOES IT LOVE ME?)

That short muse about Maple (For those of you who missed it: "Poor Maple.. always with the bumping and the grabbing.. but at least later on she does some sucking.") was pretty accurate. It's not very nice how you try and 'accidentally' run into her to steal her items. Link is a big theif! - Orochi p_fish

They sould make EarthBound for the GBA. (Maybe package it in with Mother) - Bas

DMGice is back, yeahh *Sets hair on fire....again* - Jodas