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Viral Speak 05-16-2000
See! I DID hire Britney Spears. She'll help answer today's Viral Speak.

philip you're finally back!!!!!!! yahoo!!!! oh ya go foy!! - pokemaster

Philip: Yes and I brought a Special Friend. Speak Britney.
Britney Spears: Like, yeah! He's like, you know, back! And that's like, awesome, like you know. Oh, buy my album!

thanks for printing all my messages. it really ups my self esteem - Boco316

Philip: That's cool.
Britney Spears: When I feel low self-esteem, I like, go jump on a trampoline. That's like how I got my singing talent discovered. I was, like, jumping on a trampoline and I was singing and, like, my mom said. "Britney! You can sing!" So, like, now I sing!

I went to E3, I saw ya Phil, didja see my upon me stilts and kilts playing the bagpipes. I'm coming for you PAW, not tonight, not tomorrow night, but when you least expect it, I will come and sic my 4 headed foy on you. <<Blares on Bagpipe>> - Scotish Guy

Philip: Yeah, I think so. Didn't Scott Delbango kick your butt at Mario Tennis.. oh, wait.. they did that to everyone.
Britney Spears: I'm like talking too; so I want to play something too. Philip? I want to, like, play something.

Get a life - Tasar

Philip: Already got one. But if I get another one, I'll let you borrow it.
Britney Spears: Oh, for those who don't have a life.. I don't have implants.
Philip: Umm.. don't talk about that here.. we're a family site.
Britney Spears: Umm... Okay... right.

I have one goal in life. I just can't print it here. Hee hee - Some girl

Philip: Is this that thing with the ropes again? I'm getting quite tired of being the "helpless slave".
Britney Spears: Oh. Okay. *puts down rope*

Do you know what I want to do to you, Philip? - Jenna Jameson

Philip: Umm.................... hopefully it doesn't involve ropes?
Britney Spears: What's these peoples deal, anyways?

Haha, that "virii virii" stuff never gets old. Virii VIRII virii Virii viriivirii! - secret asian man

Philip: I know. It never gets old.
Britney Spears: Maybe next album.. I should sing about Virii.

If Foy becomes Ledybya, will your Foy Say Ledybya*Shudder* or is it now a fake pokemon? Can I kill someone? - Q-Bone

Philip: I will continue to call it Foy. Even in the Pokédex. I'm persistant.
Britney Spears: I'll say. *giggles*

make more mst thingy's. and haha philip misty like me better hahahahahahahahahha!!!! she told me. ask her yourself. and i'm more her age!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha. o yes GO FOY - pokemaster

Philip: What-ever.
Britney Spears: Misty? Who's Misty? Philip.. who's Misty? And.. umm why did you have me wear this school girl uniform?

Hey Guys. If you want to request something I can make a picture of it for your site. I had someothers I sent but perhaps you didn't get them.
Anyway, About Resident Evil for GBC. I sent a e-mail to capcom which probably contained way too much cursing, but, getting to the point. They e-mailed me back with some stupid excuse like, we didn't think the game was up to Capcom standards. If you want my e-mail and Capcom's reply I can forward it to you...
Damn this is too long to get posted. Oh well, just thought you'd like to know.
-The Monkey Revolution is apon us- - Tazzz21

Philip: I like how he spells upon. "apon".
Britney Spears: Like funny stuff. You could say: "I was apon Philip." Or not... that's just silly.

Your replacement staff bites, Phil. What's their deal? - Seubulba113

Philip: Stir fry vegetables.
Britney Spears: Huh?

How come no new Snowflakes you make? What the hell? You smell like waffles.
Love, Smapdi, Age 6 again
P.S. Fart, see? - Smapdi

Philip: Sigh.
Britney Spears: You think YOUR fans are weird?
Philip: Well, that's enough Viral Speak for today!
Britney Spears: Do I get a nookie?
Philip: Oh, sure. Here's one with cream on top. It's more of a sugar nookie. But it's better than the oatmeal nookie. I have a nookie over here with raisins on it. Wanna bite?