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Viral Speak 05-16-2000
By the CODE! Look! It be large! And it be this way. Oh, matey. Have ye seen this bit o' the web! It not be a webcreature!

Totogator!  To to ga totor to ta tor!  Gator to to gator!  Rotagotot!  BIBBLLLLBIBBL...  ~: ska-WEEEEE!:~

(Transation:  MONKEYS!  The chickens have the monkeys!  Run for your lives!)

I just can't fight it anymore...  Submit to it...  >:D - Meowthar

Philip: That reminds me.. most of the new Pokémon have VERY bad names. :( Chikorita isn't too bad a name; but.. Lulugator or whatever the thing was? Yuck. Look! Cyndra! Ledybya! Snubbles! Allow me to pull a drunken Conker. Right here, right now.
....... Well, I want to buy Metal Gear Solid: Ghost Babel thanks to your advice, but I still have to raise up enough money to buy it.

***Foy sighting #4****

Hiryu: ****walking out of a movie theatre**** Man, that sucked.

Friend #1 (Let us call him Bob): Yeah.

Friend #2 (let us call him idiot ~_~): You know, I actually liked it....

Hiryu and Bob: Shut up! So what if your girlfriend liked it?

idiot:........... I like pie......

***Hiryu and Bob glance at each other and hang their heads in frustration***

idiot: ......***looks up in the sky***....... hey, that kinda looks like ledybya ...... and redbia!

Bob: You nimrod! ***looks up in the sky*** ...... Thats Foy! ....... and.......

Hiryu: Foyusa!

idiot: No...... thats not what Nintendo called them. Ledybia is cool!

***the Foy comes out of the sky and  Hyper beams the idiot repeatedly, stomping on the ashes***

Foy: Foy! FOY FOY FOY! Foy! 

Hiryu: ......... - Hiryu

Philip: This reminds me of the Ziff Davis booth; but with less stomping and more pie. Oh, I mean. Metal Gear Solid for GBC.. get it or die.
virrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! not much.. playing gameboy, havin a fogger - fonebone
Philip: Virrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! Gotta put some toungue into it. Oh, dmgice.com would like to say that we support foggers. Foggers are fun and as long as they are used in a good manner, foggers are fine with me.
I want Jojo's Bizzare Adventure on GB...A? (NGCP would be nicer though, but I didn't just mention the 'other' handheld on DMG ICE)

WHat's that I here about a sequel to Survival Kids? It is indeed the greatest game for the DMG device. You know it! - Tangerine

Philip: Remember though.. the NGPC can display larger sprites; but it CAN'T push more colors than many GBC ONLY games. After all, it has less than one fourth of the GBC's color pallette and GBC dedicated games can now push more than half of the NGPC's total pallette at one time. Simple enough. Oh, I'm mad at SNK. Their booth stuff was crap. No T-Shirts? No pins? No pens? All they had was very little software, and styrofoam blocks with their logo on them.. in BLACK AND WHITE. Damn.. that's bad.
That thing with sock monkey was great. Tazzzz21 is a great image editor  (*whispers* Note to self: kill Tazzzzz21 and steal his portfolio.) - Robb
Philip: I'm telling.
Britney, writing news? Scary..... - CMMX
Philip: I hired her at E3. She works for the nookie. Yeah, the nookie.
I have seen a picture of Philip. (jpg files)I'm really really happy now.(for some reason) Excuse me, but I have to go throw ice at Plymouth now.(We'll see how he likes it!) - CodeBlue
Philip: Okay. Oh, once my film gets developed. I'll have more up there. I mean.. I hope it comes out right. :) I got pictures of Melissa Joan Hart, Amy Jo Johnson, Tony Hawk, Sara Allen, Kate Botello, and Tony Hawk holding my Game Boy Color. I hope they come out good. Oh, and an AWESOME little device that only THREE units of were EVER made. Kate from ZDTV let me have her fries. :)
why doies thee farmerr ien hirvist mone forer gmboy colloror look like a train guy? - BENN
Philip: He's juicing on his other job.
hi everyone i have mew - aaaa
Philip: Sorry to hear that. I heard mew can be fatal or very disfiguring.
hi why  dont you awnser any of my messages??? - meman
Philip: I'm evil. I'm also lazy.
Yo I got a question. If Resident Evil is so popular for PSX, 
why do the nintendo suits keep it from coming out for GBC? People say it's cuz it's liscensed for PSX but then why did it be released for N64? 
Whatever. - FFMaster1001
Philip: Nintendo had no part in cancelling Resident Evil GBC. In fact, many of their top brass had no idea it was canceled. CAPCOM is your target of hate in this incident. I'm listening to that two CD Whitney Houston CD.. her new one. My word, she is an amazing vocalist. Hands down, she's one of the better gospel singers. Although, have you heard some of CeCe Winans stuff? Oh, yeah.
How old is Philip anyway and how old was he when he started "Philip's Game Boy Site"? - Tracker3D
Philip: 19. And when I started out.. 16. Yes, I've been doing the site for about three years. Ya gotta problem with that? ;)
Damn press pass... burndownthebuilding - Cheeba_puff
Philip: Oh, if you do.. don't burn down Concourse, do that tiny branch of the center.
Ice Blue is da Shih! - Beefy_B
Philip: My eyes are beautiful; because I'm looking at me! Oh, wait.. that's not how the song goes.
"They call me cold water, but inside I know I am ice..." - SpectreX
Philip: Ya gotta believe!
Did the monkeys take over yet? - SpectreX
Philip: I printed you twice.. by demand of the monkey.
One night, I was playing that Ekans' Hoop Hurl game on Pokémon Stadium over and over and over ad nauseum. I was just thinking, what if somebody decided to make Diglett™ brand condoms? o_O - secret asian man
Philip: Hmm... *dials phone* okay.. I would like to order a new design. Just kidding.
I am the king of Tetris Attack.  Bow down to me.  I bet I could beat you at Tetris Attack, and even the corny-liscensed Pokemon Attack! - Boco316
Philip: Right. I would beat you down into the ground at Tetris Attack and you know. Let's say.. you VS me E32001. Be there.
Guess what? I was watching dumb religious movie in class today, and I saw this on the screen.
 

Blah....... Blah...............Blah Blah....... Director: Brian Foy......... WAIT! FOY! BRIAN FOY!

I thought that was sweet. - Hiryu

Philip: Cool. Foy says religion is cool. In a special religion way.
What song is that treat.mp3 from??? - Boco316
Philip: My.. you wrote in a lot. Anyways, it's from Metal Gear Solid for GBC. "End of War" is from Power Quest. I'm setting up a Napster thingie so I can show off my nifty mp3's I'm making for Survival Kids, Link's Awakening, and many other games.
Yeah, definitely the two piece. - H_Bomb
Philip: Or maybe the.. no piece?
This question has been burning in my mind... Does the second amendment protect the rights of cows to carry short-rang tactical nuclear weapons strapped to their back? - Spootman
Philip: Sure.
I'm sorry.  The ROM was the last resort.  Forgive me, great FOY! - Sebulba113
Philip: Yeah, whatever. Oh, I forgive you.
philip come back !!!!! yak and ice blue are screwing everything up! aggghh they got me toooooo!heeelp - pokemaster
Philip: I thought so..
Hm.  With the whole retro game thing going on, what's next...?

Pokemon QBillion:  Stacked Pokeballs need to be pushed to the floor!  Ash is too lazy to do it himself so he makes Pikachu do it.

Pokemon Shanghai:  Tiles feature Chansey, Ekans and the like.

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen go to Hell:  Wait, they haven't made this one yet.

Pokemon Translator:  Render your speech as only Pikachu could say it.  Includes pronunciation function which is useless because of the nasty speaker.

Metroid 4- Samus Nukes Charmander's Home Planet:  A dream come true. - CX

Philip: Oh, did you say something? I was asleep.
That's a lot-a of games. Could you sell me the Frogger and Centipede Game.Com games, I have ALL the others. (Besides the stupid Wheel of Fortune and gay puzzle games) I have about 200 NES games up above my N64, all of them classics. I even have ROB. Is there any good way to store them, it is getting kind of annoying to store them in places they don't belong. Foy, Foy, Foy, Foy, Foy, when your powers combine, I am Captain Foyusa! Foy! - JayGee1
Philip: Yeah for you.