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Viral Speak 05-08-2000
I'm considering letting my four staff members take turns doing Viral Speak.. or just answering the lot themselves during E3.. I'll be gone from Wednesday to Sunday! But, I'll have access to computers. Oh, a slight thought. If there was a nuclear holocaust.. all that would survive would be Cher and some.. really depressed cockroaches.

COME GET ME YOU VIRUSES I GOT ANTI- VIRUS STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Nemesis
Philip: They eat that stuff like.. butter.
It's my birthday Wednsday!  I can't wait!  I'm going to be in #gameboy that night so we can party, okay?  Bye now. - Meowthar
Philip: I will try to make it.
SLURP! - Lickitung
Philip: I feel.. tingly...
ledybya sounds like a reproduction organ... or something.  FOY FOREVER! - @XE
Philip: Uh. Huh.
Everyone one at school thinks I am funny...Is that a bad thing? and if so, could you tell me that I am not? - elpreviewer
Philip: You're.. funny.
As much as I love Game Boy, I still think the criminally underrated Virtual Boy would've ruled all. Zero Racers? Goldeneye VB? Come on , even Pokemon doesn't compare! - T
Philip: I'll send someone to kill you in a quiet and nonchelant manner. :)
Neat Site - That Guy
Philip: Where?
This summer, should I buy Metal Gear Solid(GBC), or Wario Land 3? I can't decide! They are both good games but I have to decide on one! Help me O great master of Game Boy! *snicker* 

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Bow before me, for I am Locke - The Mighty Locke

Philip: Wario may be awesome; but he's not Solid Snake. Not even close.
Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet 
Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! Jet Force Gemini for GBC! That is all. - Squirtle
Philip: Do I look like RARE to you? I'm actually quite well done.
While you fight the giant worm i'll...slash this bush.  Ha ha.  die bush.  And now for the evil tree!  Ha ha.  Finally I will give the death blow to..thin air.  Ha ha.  I am a great warrior. - Bogard
Philip: dummass.
I got my MGS cart and I gotta tell you it is great.  I am saving the Story Mode for a long car trip tomorrow (May 7).  I have played the heck out of VR Training though.  When you complete 100%, it opens the Sound Test in the Options menu.  Now I just gotta get a bunch of first place times.  When I finish story mode I will do a review for you guys. - Boco316
Philip: Thanks for the Sound Test hint. I already opened it. I wonder what I get if I complete the game on the hardest difficulty...
Very cool Metal Gear graphic. Put more graphics in the gallery or I will steal all your cookies, and give them to mice all over the world!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA... - CodeBlue
Philip: Too late.
Foy foy foy...

Foy foyfoy foy!

foyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoy!

Foy foy foy, foy foy
foyfoy. foy! foyfoy
Foy Foy foy, foy foy
FOYFOYFOYFOYFOY!!!!

foyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoy!

Foy! Foy foy, foyfoy
foy. foyfoyfoy, Foy foy
foy foy, foy. foy! Foy!
FOYFOYFOYFOYFOY!!!!

foyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoy!
foyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoy!
foyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoy
foyfoyfoy...*fade out* - The Backstreet Foys

Philip: My boss, Anne, would love that.
Hey!  Viral speak is a way for the oppressed GBC fans to speak out about Gameboy, Pokemon, and, umm...other crap.  But IMPORTANT crap. - Sebulba113
Philip: Important crap is the only kind of crap you should talk about.
Make Boink not War!

Sock Monkeys and Humans can get along, it just takes a little Boink! - The Boinker

Philip: I wonder if that girl in the Joanna Dark costume would like to boink..
The Ice Box ending?
*screams in pain and horror*
Why, why, WHY?!

Seriously, we (the loyal readership of DMG Ice) deserve answers! The Ice Box is genuinely entertaining and should continue! - Spekkio, Master of War

Philip: Write Nickerson. :)
I don't like to chop wood, I like to EAT wood. - Mr. Woodchuck
Philip: But only good wood right. And make sure you ask permission, first. I would be pretty mad if someone I didn't know came and ate my wood without asking first.
Yeah, it's me. The old me.

I guess this is DMG ICE?
Some things never change.

Heh heh heh. Yes. - Qinopio

Philip: They just ferment into something you shouldn't read and drive at the same time.
This girl at school says I am one big bucket of love.  Is that a good thing? - elpreviewer
Philip: Not for the bucket.
Whaaaassssuuuuppppp?
For real, do you guys buy all of your games, or do you "test" them out on emulators??? Word. - Andymans
Philip: We buy all our games. I own over 100 something GB games.. in fact.. for the sake of being mean.. I'll list all the games I own for Game Boy right now. I've owned other games than these as well; but I sell stuff.
Philip's Games - May 8th, 2000
Metal Gear Solid (two copies)
Ready 2 Rumble Boxing
Survival Kids
Final Fantasy Legend
Final Fantasy Legend 2
Final Fantasy Legend 3
Final Fantasy Adventure
Monster Rancher: "Battle Cards"
Bubble Bobble
Bubble Bobble 2
Classic Bubble Bobble
Great Greed
Rolan's Curse 2
Face Ball 2000 (two copies)
Quest for Camelot
Power Quest
Duke Nukem
V-Rally: Edition 1999
Ken Griffey Jr.'s Slugfest
Klax
Rainbow 6
Spy Hunter/Moon Patrol
Alleyway
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan
Battle Arena Toshinden
King of the Fighter's 1995
Samurai Showdown
World Heroes 2 Jet
Killer Instinct
Street Fighter 2
Mega Man in Dr. Wily's Revenge
Mega Man 2
Castlevania Legends
Fortified Zone
Monopoly
Kirby's Dream Land
Kirby's Dream Land 2
Super Mario Land
Super Mario Land 2
Wario Land
Wario Land 2
Mario Golf
Dr. Mario
Mario's Picross
Yoshi
Yoshi's Cookie
Kirby's Blockball
Kirby's Pinball Land
Kirby's Star Stacker
Operation C
Contra: The Alien Wars
Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
Mickey's Racing Adventure
Tetris
Tetris DX
Tetris Attack
Mole Mania
Game and Watch Gallery
Game and Watch Gallery 2
Game and Watch Gallery 3
Defender/Joust
Donkey Kong 1994
Space Invaders 1994
Pokémon Red
Pokémon Blue
Pokémon Yellow: Special Pikachu Edition
Pokémon Pinball
Pokémon: The Trading Card game
R-Type DX
The Legend of Zelda 4: Link's Awakening
The Legend of Zelda 4: Link's Awakening DX
Shadowgate Classic
The Legend of the River King GBC
Harvest Moon GBC
Revelations: The Demon Slayer
Dragon Warrior Monsters
Solitare Funpack
4-in-1 Funpack Volume 1
Spell Checker/Calculatr (I never use it. he he he)
Galaga/Galaxian
Radar Mission
Bomberman GB
Pocket Bomberman
Zoop
Tamagotchi GB
Bugs Bunny in Crazy Castle 3
Turok Rage Wars
Looney Tunes
Montezuma's Return
Cosmo Tank
Pitfall: Beyond the Jungle
Darkwing Duck
Ducktales
Ducktales 2
James Bond 007
The Legend of the Mystical Ninja
Donkey Kong Land
Donkey Kong Land 2
Donkey Kong Land 3
King James Bible
NIV Bible
Trax
Armorines
Pac-Man: Special Color Edition
Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
Metroid 2: Return of Samus
Street Fighter Alpha: Warrior's Dreams
Ghosts and Goblins
Rayman
Look out, Mr. Vodka is going crazy. The Hypno is in the oven, and Foy is engaging in a war with Sony. The whopping and wonking of everything bad is continuing. The Daily Routine has been commenced. My work here is done. - A.C.
Philip: Okay. Thanks.
Hey, all you fantastic FOY fans, check out the latest issue of Nintendo Power! On page 47, there's a shot of the new Pokémon movie, and Pikachu, Squirtle, and Psyduck are riding on a flying Foy, plus there's one in the background. Also, a little to the left of that pic, it shows Foy in Pokémon Gold/Silver, fighting a blue Dragon thing. Check it out, and let the Foyce be with you. -Carnafex
Philip: Foy.
Interesting... in the last Viral Speak you replied "Okay.." three times in a row. - Renard
Philip: Okay..