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Viral Speak 04-20-2001 We're still hireing. Do
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Philip is listening to: "The Original Motion Picture
Score for the Virgin Suicides" by Air. If the movie were as good and brooding
as it's score. It would be as creepy as Serial Experiment Lain and well..
you get the idea. Brilliant ambience.
I
didn't know about the bundle deal. I reserved one in March, and I
think I just reserved the system. Should've probably reserved some
of the games too ^_^'
Anyway,
I can't wait; it's gonna have the best games out there--Castlevania, Mario,
ChuChuRocket, Firepro, etc. - John R
Philip:
Not to mention Dragon Warrior 3, Star Ocean, Dragon Warrior Monsters 2,
Magi Nation 2, Mega Man Xtreme 2, Alone in the Dark, the two Zelda games,
and Pokemon Crystal. Oh, wait.. those are Game Boy COLOR games..
If
the internet is in jeopardy as told by IGN then where does that leave the
future of DMGice? - Cyberxion101
Philip:
It leaves us still updateing. You see, IGN made a lot of stupid mistakes.
Apparently companies decided they were made of money at the time. Snowball/IGN
did that. I loved their expensive wine and hired Shishkabob Chef at E3.
I mean, you had to drive an hour out to their nice expensive hotel. (Only
$400 a night! Whoo Hoo!) They bought big offices, sponsered tours (Limp
Bizkit), threw large parties (Playboy), and hired more staff then
they needed and paid them exorbiant amounts of money. They also spent tons
of money on those crappy advertisements. (A Donkey Chair? What are they?
UGO?) They spent a lot of money putting those advertisements in top dollar
ad spots. Read: "MTV and Comedy Central". I wonder if the MTV crowd can
read a webpage; let alone find it. It's not like there's a bumper crop
of brain tissue in that channel. But can the subscriber base website succeed?
I think the answer is currently in porn sites. Which have had pay per preview
and "multi site passes" for a long time. A privileged few of those business
models succeed. The shakedown on those will get substantially worse. Will
IGN succed? They might. It would be nice if they did. But If IGN didn't
and keeled over dead. (Bankrupt) I'll gladly loan them $2 so they can get
a coffee.
Akemi
doing the updates? What's happing? Is the world ending Philip? Maybe...
Oh no, Akemi has taken over Philip's mind! He's a pod person! Save us....
Akemi rules all. She is the master... - Orochi p_fish
Philip:
Hehehe. You have no chance of survival make your time.
I
love poetry... I wrote this to somebody I care deeply about...
Every
star in the sky
shall
move with the seasons
The
moods of the earth
give
my life a reason
Mother
Nature's warm hand
and
the lonely wind's cold breath
Join
together peacefully
when
I'm with you I don't fear death
Take
my hand and we shall soar
Above
the gentle river's roar
Fly
up to the sky above
Sing
to me, oh lovely dove
To
be a dream that is not real
I
must not let that be
If
you feel what I do feel
It
will be harmony
- Aaron
J.
Philip:
We all about that.
Maybe
Emily Laine should be a contestant on "Weakest Link"... - :p
Philip:
You have been voted off. Go.
Earthworm
Jim on GBA's gonna rock. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Queen
Bloated,
Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed Slug-for-a-butt... - Anonymous
Zurb
Philip:
And Snott!
You
have said that we now get to choose what comic strip we see from you first.
Personally, I would like a deep tissue C3 massage, followed by a cool,
refreshing glass of Squirrel. After I am finished with my cartoon therapy,
I'd like to turn on the televison to find brand new B&W's World, Weak
Link, and @Freakshow. No reruns. Unless you love Alf-- then it's alright.
Thank you. :) - Clay Jones
Philip:
Alf is from Melmac.
Nintendorks
LIVES!!!
Muwhahahahahahah!
- WDIIA
Philip:
About damn time.
IM
BACK! did any body miss me? notcih(sp?) i was gone? care at all? as you
know iv been gone for what, 2 years? and wat i want to know why hasent
the oddish updated ONCE!?!?! PLESE TELL ME! - pokemontrader1
Philip:
Well, the Oddish is kinda in a way right now.. but it's being resolved.
You
all hate me...::Clings to Philips leg:: - Lonely Lonely Child
Philip:
There, there.. have a cookie.. and careful.. I kinda need circulation in
that leg.
I
found a copy of Yars Revenge, and for the life of me, I can't figure out
the game's point! I've just pressed A for five minutes and it said I made
it to level two! Oddness... More pointless than Tamgotchi... - Q-Bone the
Confused
Philip:
Use your laser cannon to get past the evil enemies defenses and hit his
weak spot!
I
want HTML knowledge, where do I go to get it? How did you Phillip? I'm
interested, I've got a cool site idea I wanna put into action. And...ummm...KiRbYz
TiLt en TuMl 0WnZ y00!!!!111111 - Tenryuujin
Philip:
Knowledge can come from reading; but with somethings it's best to do.
well
i just started up my yellow version!after betting it AGAIN and now a black
screnn comes up and i cant see the pok'emon or TRAINERS and when i try
2 save it it dosent save I NEED HEL amanda matuschak phoenix az - amanda
Philip:
Hmm.. if it's a GB Pocket or original, change the contrast. If not.. buy
a cleaning kit from Nintendo. 1-800-255-3700 or ask them about repair if
needed.
I
saw the most depresssing movie of all time on Friday night (Yes, it was
the 13th...). ENEMY AT THE GATES is a very touching, yet creepy movie
about the Holocaust. I suggest that you see it. CHILDREN should
NOT watch this movie (it IS rated "R"). And on a last note...Someone owes
me a movie.....BUT a basketball game should do just fine. *Laughs and wanders
off...* - Acidic Kisses
Philip:
Holocaust? Actually it was about a Russian Sniper Hero in the battle over
Stalingrad. ;) Someone wasn't paying much notice to the movie. ;)
So,
if it's your Bad Fur Day, and you are king for today, does that make it
your Bad Fur King Day?
Whoops,
Scribes reference... ;) - TK421
Philip:
Umm... logic like that has no place on a news website.
Blisseys
are scary. - The Heptagon
Philip:
True.. True.
I
have Magi Nation and I am amazed at all the wierd and unique stuff people
say in it. I haven't seen this much since Earthbound. Speaking
of which, if Metriod can get a new game on the Game Boy Advance, can Earthbound
get one (or even a port of the other two games)? Oh, and anything specific
you want in the resume (though it might be a
little
late for me since I already sent mine off)? - Master Fletch
Philip:
All here are Philip
Whew!
Well, I've finally updated my rant that I have posted on my web page http://www.castlerend.net.
Yes I know some of you are probably saying 'Finally', but there is a good
reason why I haven't updated in a while and I think rl problems and just
pure laziness are good excuses...right? *smirks* All joking aside, I am
going to try (yes I know I promise this all the time, but who knows, maybe
it may
come
true one day) and start putting out a regular rant, if not daily then more
often than I have in the past (my last rant and the one before it are almost
a month apart).
*sighs*
I'd love more than anything to work for DMG Ice, but I'm kinda afraid that
I'm not that good when it comes to html code. Yeah sure I have a web page
that people have told me is pretty good, but *sweat drops* it's actually
a lot of cut and pasted (or cut and copied) code that either friends or
else my trusty 'HTML For Dummies' book helped me out with. *thinks* But
seriously, do you think I should apply for any of the jobs that DMG Ice
has to offer and if so then which one? - Lady Rend
