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Viral Speak 04-14-2000
There can only be one.

Who do you think you are? Weird Al? Ha! I'd like to see that. You are in no way able to write as good as he. Get a life... and  buy my album! On sale May 10th! - Britney Spears
Philip: I already have a life. And thankfully, that's why I wouldn't buy your album. ;P
I certainly hope I'm not in TurboTax, you're thinking of the "Boyer" who is the little jerk with a big nose who prevents you from boinking and makes you do Taxes.

(It all makes sense now, doesn't it? ;P) - The Boinker

Philip: Okay.
Can you compare OG Squad to RMB Gang? - DVGBC
Philip: I could; but only if I actually cared.
My Podracer is faster that your Podracer. - Anakin Skywalker
Philip: So.My pod is BIGGER.
The album reference would be Bloodhound Gang. You know how terrible it would be if they won a Grammy? - Greyleaf
Philip: I don't even own that album.. I would never own that album.
Philip, I am your father.  It's true. - Darth Vader
Philip: Then.. I want an allowance.
FOY in Gundam Deathsythe Hell is surrounded by the hordes of Digimon that have been spewed out by the Pureland Water Entity.

FOY: Oh FUDGE (only he doesnt say "fudge") there are too many FUDGIN ( 
once again he doesnt say fudge) for me to eradicate.

Nevertheless, Foy fights on in the Deathsythe Hell.

Suddenly a ray of hope shines down from the heavens!!! The only one who can rescue Foy has arrived.....
 
 

(Dramatic Pause)
 
 

IT IS JONATHAN DAVIS

Yes thats right....

After glimpsing this monstrous lead singer of KORN (who probably has killed people) the Digimon are rendered helpless enough for FOY to destroy them.

FOY: Korn sux
 

Jonathan Davis: 
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(censored)

Foy: Watch your FUDGIN (only he doesnt say fudge) language!

BOOOOM!!!!

Foy shoots jonathan davis with a beam cannon and the world is freed from Digimon and another serial killer.

            THE END - ?

Philip: Now that Davis is gone.. they can't make anymore albums. YEAH!
I got pokemon card game on wednesday, and I'm in love.  

Here's some impressions to share the joy:

If you haven't seen or heard of the pokemon trading card game then get your head out from y...under a rock.  This game makes my happy all over.  It has the pokemon we all know and love/hate (whatever the case may be).  Anyways, it has over 200 cards to collect and trade with your friends, blah, blah blah...

The real meat of this game is the gameplay.  You get a basic deck and are forced to battle other players for booster packs.  The point?  Why, to be the greatest pokemon card master.  The gameplay is a bit complicated but this is hurdled by a neato tutorial at the beginning of the game, to show you the ropes.  After that you are on your own.

The graphix are standard RPG stuff, but the cards are done in great detail.

The most important thing about this game is its sheer fun.  There is no better feeling than evolving your ivysaur to a bulbasaur and whooping on Ronald (your rival).  The game also comes packed with oodles of replay value, even more than the original game.  Characters can be fought as many times as you want the the entire aspect of customizing your deck makes the gameplay limitless.  This is not even including the link battle (I haven't tried it yet) and the card pop feature.

Thats all for my rambling.  Now on to win my 3rd medal. - Beefy_B

Philip: I like Card better than Red, Blue, and Yellow. I think the game is well..
April is International Guitar Month! Play forever!! - BrianV
Philip: Cool.
Eilian gonzolaz should go to canada... don't you think? - poutine jumper
Philip: Yup.
This site rules! Go Foy! - Zell
Philip: That's a new one. I didn't know.
I picked up Pokemon TCG today.  That game is so sweet.  So addictive.  Mmmm...so much fun.  SO GET OFF YER BUM AND BUY IT!

Also, I played the new PSX (I know, evil) Jedi Power Battles game on 9 screens at once.  It's not as bad as the reviews make it out to be.

Just thought I'd gloat. - Sebulba113

Philip: So, I've played Super Mario Bros 3 in pretty much everyway imaginable. I've played it on the ceiling, on a screen smaller than the Game Boy Color's screen, on 9 TVs at once, on a Jumbo-Tron, on a Computer Monitor, on the floor, on the wall, oh, yeah! I've already got PK Card.. and it rules supremely.
look wa I can do!
da de da, de de de da. oww, ..... that really hurt. - joehead
Philip: Wow. Do that again.
Is "virii" the correct word? My science teacher told me to say "viruses" - Robb
Philip: Umm.... busted...