Viral Speak 03-31-2000 Wow! Normal NICE Philip has returned!
Can somebody help me? For one time
in my life I think somebody is stalking me... And it's not a good
thing! PHIL, GET YOUR MEWTWO AWAY FROM MEEEEE!!! - Meowthar
Philip: Weird. *puts down "Stalking for Dummies"
book*
You should add smiles to the # Blue chat.
- Bakufun
Philip: But you're already there.. right?
Oh, I'll hit Jazzman around a bit about it. :)
you've got to make DMG ICE WINAMP SKINS.
That will kick some ass.
FOY! FOY! FOY!
do you seriously think that this foy thing is
going to work? if not, oh well.
FOY! FOY! FOY! - FOY'S MOTHER IN LAW
Philip: Actually, Adrock was working on one,
I think.
I like to eat beans, they give me gas.
But I dont want the aliens to get me!
Huston...where's the bathroom?
Luke this is your mother where were you last night?
Egads! Im taking up all of your time. Oh
well.
Mwah?
Bwah?
Which do you prefer?
Which brings me to the Chocobo. How do you
say it?
Lets say it together Chocobo (Co-co-bo) or lets
say it Chocobo
(choke-a-bo).
Mmkway that was fun.
Thats enuff Viral Speaking to me the virus's are
really the aliens man!
AND THEY COME TO STEAL OUR COWS!!!! - RPGBrian(Profesional
Psycho [Not Phyco!]
Philip: Amuse me.
He-heeeey! hey Philip, I think your site
is really 'with it', but hey, what gives?? I'm not allowed in the oddish?
I think that is really 'uncool', 'dude'. Well, I don't need your little
site anyway! I've got a hit television sho... no...wait... I got a hit
movie caree...no.... I got.... drat! - Tony Danza
Philip: In Cyberspace.. no one knows you're
Tony Danza.
THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! Every day I chuck
official DMG 'ice' into an eternally unchanging pile!!! Well no more! This
is my week's notice, pal, I QUIT! - Plymouth
Philip: Actually, if you leave, that Ice will
melt and upset the Polar Ice Caps. You see, if you leave, the ice melts,
than.. the Polar Ice Caps decide to melt as well. Because they idolize
that Ice Cube Pile. Then.. water will flood over the world and we will
be stuck in a horrible film liscense and all will be lost. So, think about
it Plymouth. Stay on and save the World.. or at least.. do it for the children.
hmm hmm hmm, Welcome to the Magic Guild
of Vane, Alex of Burg. I am master Ghaleon. My apprentice Nash has told
me high things of you. Perhaps you can help me... - Ghaleon
Philip: Depends, do you have that.. *special*
bromide of Althena?
Was it flame?!? I'll show you how it's
really done!! *INFERNO!!!* - Rubicant
Philip: So.. I beat up my mirror image on
a mountain. Now, I'm a PHILLADIN! Or something like that. I'm like Holy,
buddy. Don't mess with me.
hmmm... pokeporn... a new entreprenurial
venture. cool. i see it now: "f'n foys, part 3, rated quadruple X. not
for any pokemon under the age of 18, and under no circumstances to be viewed
by any jigglypuffs." - Cheeba_puff
Philip: It might make money; but... how would
you live with yourself?
D.M.G.I.C.E.: Digital Machine Generated
for Infiltration and Ceaseless Exploration
or
Dynamic Micro-Group Interchangable Circuit Engine
thanks to www.brunching.com and their CYBORG and
AIEEE - still notelf
Philip: Cool. How about.. "Drink Milk! Get
Iron, Calcium, and Emulcified." Okay.. that don't make sense.
I'm so bored. I haven't talked
to Meowthar in a long time. Does she still love me? - DVGBC
Philip: But.. your DVGBC... you're loveable....
oh, wait.. no you aren't. Umm.. she's away from her computer?
I like pasta. - Mario
Philip: And it's better for you than cake.
Dude, you're haven't been talking to
my friend Lamar have you? I used to think this site was fun for the
whole family. Now I'm not sure. But I'll keep coming. - Sebilba113
Philip: Well, we're actually rated WEB-G.
Oddly enough. We can imply. We can let people say a few things; but umm..
sorry if I offended you. I was evil yesterday.
Did you know the word Fay is german for
fairy. - hello
Philip: Nifty. Clefay? That don't sound right.
Do you think that as Capcom cancelled
RE they'll can Dino Crisis too? (I'm guessing they thought that the survival
horror genre doesn't work on the GB's small screen ("Eek! Some horror!"
*moves eyes a few millimetres* "Oh, wait, there's reality") rather than
HotGen's conversion being intrinsically bad) - S- Cargo S- Caping Phillip's
frying pan to virally speak once again
Philip: Actually, I'm still wondering the
real reason. I've heard so many reasons. Oh, well. I think I know WHY they
did though. Capcom of Japan woke up one day and thought: "Hey! I think
we'll shoot ourselves in the foot with GBC owners! And let's tell SNK to
make the NGPC Mega Man game.. a fighter! While we're at it.. we'll cancel
Resident Evil GBC!" It must be something in the water.
Why is the chat called #blue and not
something along the lines of #dmgice? - number1person
Philip: At the time I thought.. hey.. #blue
sounds cool. And #dmgice is a staff only chat that boots non-staff if they
try to enter. It's evil. :)
You watch Iron Chef?
I love that show! I thought I was the only
person. The food they make is so original, ilove it. One time
I even saw iron chef Satia make squid ice cream it was great! - Beefy_B
Philip: Today's Top Secret Ingredient is...
BEEFY_B! And now.. we're going to take it up a notch! Oops.. wrong show.
Who owns these mysterious hands that
are holding a gameboy in front of me? - Cameron Diaz
Philip: I do, baby. I do.
Writ e to Nintendo Power about Foy the
slow way.They only post snail-mail.Make Foy a global thing!!!!!Go Foy!!
- PokemonGuy
Philip: Right!
Ugh. There was a spider in my room today.
I hate spiders. Once my friend told me that she put on a shirt she hadn't
worn for ages... and a spider crawled out of the sleeve! Pretty scary,
right? But then, LOTS and LOTS of spiders started crawling out of the sleeves!
They had made a NEST in it! A nest! ARRRGH! Erm, just thought you should
know. - S- Cargo
Philip: Hmm. Now I won't be able to sleep.
Oh, wait. I have Spider stories too. My basement, or rather.. where I live,
has a ton of spiders. I've got a huge one under the dresser, I just let
them be, unless they bother me. I saw some neat new ones the other day.
They looked like Ladybugs with spider legs. I call they "Foys". I hope
they don't attack me in my sleep. Oh, that also reminds me of this time,
I was walking to a soccer practice thing for the kids I used to babysit.
we passed the Base Lake. Anyways, we saw this thing that looked like a
Fearow. So, I was like: "Hey! That looks like a Fearow. It's got the long
neck and everything. That would be funny if it was real." So, I walked
toward the thing. I got about five feet away, and it moved. It looks behind
at me and then the thing spread its wings and flew to the other side of
the lake. It was probably a crane or something; but I thought that was
pretty darn cool. It looked just like a Fearow. The other day, I walking
to the gym and I saw this cat that looked like Meowth. (Well, except for
the coin in the middle of it's head thing.) So, I tossed a quarter to it.
It ran off. Oh, well. Anyone else see any Pokémon lately?
