Viral Speak 03-23-2000 Worms. Douchers. Monkeys. Foy. Na-kedness.
All this and more awaits below. Well, I warned you.
I gotta say that your site is the most
refreshing thing since those Summers Eve things I started using when I
turned 13. The humor your site and its staff exhibits is fun and
often disturbing. But hey, what is the world without a little creepiness?
Anyway, I just wanted to ask you how you guys are doing. - Jaimee the great
Philip: Cool. We're as "refreshing as a doucher".
Oh, we're doing okay. And I'm working on my creepiness. ;)
Whirrrr. The sound of monkey bots coming
for you. Beware, for they like to eat Rediba......or should I say......FOY!!!!
*Corny Laugh* Beware, DMG Ice. Beware. - Madman
Philip: Oh, yeah? PLYMOUTH! I choose you!
Whoa! This is just like Nintendork's
DRCs, only more... red... yep - BigBadBar
Philip: I have learned the Great Ways well
and apply them. I would have used blue; but that would be too deriative.
Hey.. think of this as the Daily Letters section that IGN Pocket doesn't
have. ;P
Hail Dragon Warrior Monsters!! - Hutt
Boy
Philip: Dragon Warrior Monster, it's better
for you than Digimon. ;)
Huh? Where am I? And why
are these men dressed in black near me? What's that little thingy
they have in their hands? OH, NO! NO! I'll never give
this up! AUGHHHH!!!! help me... they've taken him away...
he's gone. *SOB* - Meowthar
Philip: Did I ever tell you that you remind
me of Felicia from Darkstalkers? Except.. you aren't running around na-ked.
Umm.. you aren't are you?
Philip: It's not fair! That bug gets more
e-mail than I do.
Hi me again. i was wondering if You Knew
if Canada aws going to Get PokeMon Silver and Gold If You do send me a
Message. - yacabooboo
Philip: Yes, they will. Most likely around
the same time as the USA. Unless you mean a FRENCH version. That might
take a while. But if all else fails, hop over the border for a few hours
and pick one up in an American Mall. Oh, a word about the Gold and Silver
versions. Think of what we play now as a demo of a game. Gold and Silver
would be the actual games. I mean it. The sequel is HUGE. It's much more
serious, much better in Music, Sound, Depth, Story, etc. It's just like
TEN TIMES the game that the first ones were.
Way to say it to them, Philip!!! Those
idiots that started the roumor better get smacked when we see the damn
game on the store shelves!!!! Foy agrees too. - Czefoy
Philip: And besides, the game would sell extremely
well, even if it were bad. Although, to console myself -if this is true-,
I will purchase Tomb Raider for Game Boy Color. In all seriousness, the
portable market NEEDS a Resident Evil title in Color. If it was being transfered
to the Game Boy Advanced or the Neo Geo Pocket Color.. I wouldn't be so
upset. But to say it's canceled all together, is an amazingly stupid thing
for Capcom to do.
Hey Philip. Are you going to the Pokémon
tour thing in Independence, MO on April 8-9? I am. - why_wing
Philip: See you there. I'll probably have
a black and yellow back pack, a camera, and I'll tell everyone what I'll
wear the day before. So you can say hello. I'll most likely be there on
a Saturday. Hope you're ready to lose to Sephiroth!
i hate foy can any one agree down with
foy ! - manmaker
Philip: I'm only printing this one; because
this persons nickname sounds like he/she is an "easy hit" or something.
So I can point and laugh. Ha ha ha. You're a pro-stitute! Silly.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
but in an issue of Expert Gamer that my brother bought, they have some
nice coverage of Pokémon Gold/Silver. In that article...they say
that Rediba (AKA Foy) is...I believe the words were "rather useless."
Hey, don't shoot the messenger (not that you could
kill me).
I'm gonna be late for class! Whee! Run, run! Ack!
- Spekkio
Philip: If I were to shoot you; it would be
for something like reading Expert Gamer. ;)
Mindstorm- we used to like you before
you got a that new drummer and started making popular music. come on man!
we used to love you, now everyone does... you used to be cool. please tell
me! whatever happened to the mindstorm we used to love? - poutine jumper
Philip: To mis-quote Cartman: "If you make
money, you're a sellout. But being a sell-out is sweet; because then you
don't have to hang out with losers."
When it comes down to it, you can't deny
the impact that worms make to video gaming. The worms in tequila have been
sources of inspiration for programmers since Nibbles came out and Earthworm
Jim was an excellent game. Worms(especially the parasitic kind) are the
main inspiration for the bizarre bands gamers seem to listen to. And finally,
If we could find a way for a worm to control someone's mind, that would
be the perfect way to cure Danny Bonneduce of his Transvestite punching
disease. - skeesix
Philip: Yeah! Don't forget those fighting
worm games. And the fact that the Tomb Raider games wouldn't be popular
if it weren't for those mind controlling worms.
