Finally! My triumphant return to Viral Speak. A few weeks ago my dad spilled coffee on my laptop, thus cutting me off from all internet access. While hunting for a decent computer, I found an old one, hooked it up and equipped it with AOL 4.0, the best it could handle. Monday I finally received my new 1000 MHZ comp! Funny how things work out, huh? - Phantom

What the Bloody is happening to Nintendorks? - ???

Give update good us or poke! - Babies with forks

Amped.  Makes me glad to use a Macintosh. - Aaron J.

Cheetos burn.  They burn for a very long time.  One time i burned cheetos with a friend and they were all burny.  Then we took the matches and burned them in a mini-bonfire.  Then we got in trouble. - PunkRockPosm

Nifty info.. I was searching world patents via 
www.delphion.com ... and came across this:

http://www.delphion.com/details?pn=US05876351__

Someone's developed a medical diagnostic Game Boy cart. Heheh

Try a search for Game Boy and Nintendo on Delphion... interesting 
things appear. - DavidDayton@bigfoot.com

Hey Phil, update Viral Speak man.  I've been jonesing for some Insane Ramblings lately.  I miss the insanity.  I identify with it, and I feel lost and alone without it. . . - Cyberxion101

Hey, it's the unofficial voice of WTMK radio here...

I made an interesting discovery. Live365 lets you create autolinks to 
automatically load and play radio stations without the newbie 
problems... just tell your readers to click:

Here for WTMK
or

Here for Radio DMG

Neat? - DavidDayton@bigfoot.com

The Circle of Happiness... 

Firstly, Pokemon. Secondly, the PKMN Movie to MST. Thirdly the Kick-butt M2M song, leading to their own CD. Their site (torn down m2mmusic.com) had a link to DMG. Heavenly Bliss! DMG ICE leads to Mythri. Mythri leads to Team XK. Team XK leads to Sluggy Freelance. This doesn't pickle me at all! Sluggy leads to PokeyBun. PokeyBun leads to Pokemon. The circle is complete!!! I am in BLISS!!!

This does NOT lead to Kevin Bacon, btw...

And M2M should come out with a new CD... - Super SaiyaMew

NIntendo is being unfair in the Lik Sang thing.  I mean, come on man!  Nintendo should be worried about illegal emulation, but Lik Sang is only offering things that noone can actually purchase.  I say that everyone who wants to develop games should be able to do it through emulators cause lets face it, thats the only way alot of us will be able to.  And who knows, maybe Nintendo might find the next Rare from that little project. . . - Cyberxion101

hi - avis

Frenchy! The pet every girl wants... - Deekay Nuby

Magi-Nation is fun!
OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHH! - Gaseous Snake

The Book of TechnoGenesis

1. In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.

2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.

3. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places.And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks.

4. And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks.Thus God created computers and called them hardware.

5. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory.

6. And God said -I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data.

7. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE Windows.

8. And God said - It is not Good for the programmer to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User.

9. And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and it was Good.

10. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs ?

11. And the User answered - God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die.

12. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to God. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse.

13. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless - since Windows could replace it.

14. So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the Programmer that it was good.

15. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. And God asked him - What are you looking for? And the Programmer answered - I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS. And God said - Who told you need drivers? Did you run Windows? And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to !

16. And God said to Bill - Because of what you did you will be hated by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. And you will always sell Windows.

17. And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help.

18. And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time.

19. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and secured it with a password

(That's it.) - Imakuni? Neo

My gfriend is obssessed with Coco lee - M3wThr33

I think Link owns!  I mean, seriously, who needs 2 hour long PS2 Konami (ZOE) and Square (Bouncer) games when we have TWO Zelda's coming out for a system that's almost seen a dozen years. - Mejilan

You said the other day that you make enough money from IGN to support the site.  How?  IGN affiliates only run ads for IGN sites and affiliates now.  They certainly can't be paying very much for that, if anything at all.  It's sad how IGN, UGO and now even GameSpy are hurting so badly.  - Anomynous

Alf is from Melmac? Crap! 

I said he was from Nebraska.
 

I think that a lot of girls say that they're bi to get attention. They think that maybe guys will like them more or something if they say that they are attracted to girls, too. Maybe they think we will identify with them more. - wonk hero

Yeah, I'm alive, I was just lost in an oversized rugby 
shirt... But now, I'm BACK!
<gets devoured by Sock Monkey>
MEEP!  (Maybe not.) - Kasumi

i went to babbages to buy magi nation, but they didnt have it, so i finally bought brood war.
 

Rejoice. the penguins have arrived. - Jumbo

I wuv yoo filllwip - Lonely lonely child

Oh, glad you like my game! But.. what did you think of my movie "The Beach"? - Tony Jones

Blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah?
BLAH!
Blah blah blah...blah blah.
Blah blah BHALA!!!
I mean...BLAH!
Blah blah blah money for churches blah and other religions blah (when blah freezes over) blah. - Geogre W.  Bush

Geez, I must be really dumb or something. A week ago my husband left my Play Station at the house, but he didn't hook it up for me. He said it would be simple to hook up, gee, how wrong he was. 15 different people have tried to help me and I still haven't gotten it hooked up and it's driving me crazy. It's been so long since I've played my Play Station, and I haven't even gotten a chance to play Final Fantasy 9 yet. *sighs* Hopefully I'll only have to wait one more week before he can hook it up for me. *grumbles* I hate being so stupid when it comes to technology. I mean it was only been around 2 months since I learned how to hook up my computer. Pretty pathetic, huh? - Name not given!

Will the viruses really take over the world? I'm scared... - mankind

(sniffs gb)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! - Mr. HA HA

My brother went on eBay and found people selling their souls! I`m not kidding! They would send the person a certificate saying something like " You own my soul" or something, I would like to have one, it would be neat to start an army of souls! - pikalo

it's me, dark terran, with a slight name change.

KAGA is my new name.

do you feel proud? - kaga