Viral Speak 03-13-2000 Really? I didn't think so. You people in RED.
Answering person in normal.
Once upon a time, in a faraway land,
lived a beloved ruler. His name was Philip, and his people loved him dearly.
One day, King Philip decided he needed something to do on his spare time.
He called his servants to his side and said, "I need something to do.
Watching the fishtank and horseback riding is getting monotonous.
Find me something to do, and if not, you are hereby sentenced to DEATH!"
His servants gulped. They left the royal throne room and huddled
together. "What would possibly keep him happy?" said one of his servants.
They discussed, then went their seperate ways to find something to please
the King.
The next day, they returned to King Philip with
their offerings. The first one stepped up to the king and offered
a board game. "WHAT? A board game?" screamed Philip as he sent the
first servant away to be executed. The second servant stepped up
and offered a yo-yo. No words came from King Philip's mouth as the
servant was taken away. The third servant looked confident.
He stepped up to the King and offered... A Gameboy and some cartriges.
Alas, the King was pleased. The last servant was then made a personal
servant of the King and the King was very happy with his Gameboy.
The rest is history! ^_^ - AkemiChan
Philip: It's such a good story and you say it with such charisma.
I like to play Resident Evil 3 with my
mom. - BigWilli06
Philip: Nothing like gore to keep a family together.
foy should be a pokemon it would be cool
to see something from dmgice in a game - newhook_1
Philip: Exactly.
Thanks for the cool message, Phil. At
least, I think that was you. I wasn't expecting it at all. Even so, you
never did answer my questions. Oh well... just keep up the good work here,
and I'll remain forever happy or something just the same. Maybe sometime
in the future you could tell me a little bit about yourself... the site...
how to do html and such so I can make my webpage as awesome and move the
focus away from the banner I made and am so proud of even though I have
no reason to be because I made it in paintbrush... Oh well... there's always
something for someone, and I'll make mention of this place when I become
that famous singer I long to be! Thanks again for the great site, and as
long as I don't have to learn spanglish(Or whatever you call it) to read
this site, make mine DMG Ice! - Mindstorm
Philip: And when you are a famous singer.. I'll mention you in the
iSymph. Html is easy to learn on your own; what you do is make a site or
two with one of those "Tripod" html makers. Then, you look at it in wordpad
or another text program. Study how they did it. Then, look up html tutorials
on sites liek About.Com or Yahoo.com. It's tedious at first; but it gets
really fun. And.. if all else fails.. use Netscape Composer. It's easier
than Front page; although it has a few "bugs" in it.
Dragon Warrior Monsters rules!!!!! -
hutt boy
Philip: Boonta Chota, Pikachu. Yeah, that game rocks.
i think you're making up all the stuff
you post as viralspeak. which means that either you'll have to post this
to prove you don't make up ALL of it (and i'll look like a moron), or i'll
lose all faith in you and you'll look like a large group of morons. - notelf
Philip: Congratulations.
DMGice kicks ass. -geezer
Philip: Well, we try. Sometimes we miss and kick him in the leg.
So he retaliates by sending us stupid e-mails.
My dog drinks a lot of water. - icewyvern
Philip: The more you know.
S..
T...
A....
R.....
S......
!!!!!!!!!! - GG-Duo infected with the X-Virus
Philip: Do I look like Jill? Oh.. don't answer that.
Just curious... Do you know *why*
they call them "Baby Back Ribs?" Seriously, you don't want to know!
Infecion is my nirhvana... (goes into a transe-like state...) - Meowthar
Philip: Because........................... umm.... Jello is wiggly.
Do you love me? - Beefy_B
Philip: Yes. Especially with a slight garnish, and side of rice.
This morning, I decided I wasn't Extreme
enough to drink Mountain Dew, so I decided to start my own Extreme sport.
So, I took all the thrills of Foosball and mixed it with the high impact
danger of ballroom dancing. This turned out to be little more than
4 fat guys dancing with brooms trying to hit a wheel of cheese into a windmill
cleverly hidden as the great Joan of Ark. Then the representatives
from Mountain Dew came by to watch, and they concluded that I was actually
extreme enought to drink Mountain Dew, but now I was too weird to enjoy
it's caffine drenched richness. They recommended drinking 7*Up instead.
Then I ripped off their masks to expose them as members of the tv show,
Mork and Mindy, only they weren't Mork or Mindy, they were two members
of the Supporting Cast that nobody cared about. After what seemed
like hours of them discussing why they made Mork and Mindy great, I felt
tired and needed a good sit. - Rapidfire
Philip: Profound.
Hmm...did the DRC's over at Nintendorks.com
inspire this? Oh well, I consider this site the Nintendorks of gameboy,
and that is a huge compliment. - Admiral Tailz
Philip: Thanks, Admiral. :) Oh.. have you seen the Captain?
Resident Evil is cool, I played it on
GBC, bet i'm the first of y'all. Bye bye and ofcourse happy gameboying!
- Mitsubishi
Philip: So, was it awesome?
Foy I am Your Father - Floyd
Philip: Good. Make Foy do the dishes for once. You aren't.. pink..
are you?
I spent hours upon hours writing FOY
on this little box and then u don't post it! I'm just gonna sit here and
wait...
waiting...
still waiting...
I'll still be here...
U can count on me I'll just wait all day and
all night...
Yep...
Uhh huh...
Ya, I guess...
OK, So how was your day...?
This is getting Long isn't it...?
OK, I'll leave but one last thing...
FOY!!! Is A Pimpin' Pokemon!!!
LONG LIVE FOY and FOYUSA!!!!!
Ya, I bet you'd never have thaught you'd here
pimpin' and Pokemon in the same sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOY - KevMan
Philip: I'm starting to get scared... I'll just sit in the corner
tonight, huddled in a fetal position and repeat.. "Foy" over and over again.
The truck have started to move. - Solid
Snake
Philip: So.. the pill worked?
When the toast is burning, the milk turns,
and Cap'N Crunch is waving farewell, if the big one finds you may this
song remind you that they don't serve breakfast in hell. - BrianC
Philip: Actually, I heard they serve brunch down there; but it's
always pickled liver with strawberry sauce.
Dragon Warrior Monsters is the best game
ever!! - Hbomb
Philip: Woah. What were the chances of this! I hope Enix is watching.
Star Ocean on GBC? DROOOOOOLL!!!
Those are some bad-@55 picks! :) I'd like to
see a lot more GOOD RPGs on game boy, but alas, Squaresoft doesn't seem
to want to come back to Nintendo, prolly cuz of all those cencoring rules
they have. I don't see what's so bad with a few "mature" stuff. Hell, just
slap on a "17+" warning or something and anyone that's loyal with Squaresoft
will still buy it. I know I will. I don't have any other system besides
Nintendo products and a computer, so I'm just happy that Squaresoft released
their newest Final Fantasy VIII to the PC. That game absolutly rocks! Oh
well, keep up the great work ya'll! - RueGorE
Philip: Where I work, I started putting these
little Yellow star stickers that say: "Restricted to customers 17 and older"
on M rated software. I also have all the M rated PC titles on the top two
shelves. And the games still sell. You know what would be kinda.. funny?
Leisure Suit Larry 4 on Game Boy Color. What? No FOUR? Okay...
come inside me baby. - #blue
Philip: That sounds.. so right; but so wrong. I need Mental Floss.
Foy Rules
Foy has punching gloves
Foy Punches
Foy has antennas
Foy eats rediba!!!!!!!!
Foy also likes DMG Ice
Foy tells me to tell you to tell Nintendo to
tell all the people in the world to rename their "redibas" to Foy when
gold and silver comes out.
Please respect Foys ideas.
Don't take Foy foy advantage.
Foy likes to foy his foy.
Foy foy foy foy foy.
Foy foys foys, foy foy!! Foy? Foy!! Foy foy foy!!!
Foy! Foy?!?!
FOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
foy.... - Czefoy
Philip: I'm scared..... someone hold me..
WE ARE THE BORG. LOWER YOUR SHIELDS.
WE WILL ADD YOUR
BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS
TO OUR OWN. YOUR CULTURE WILL
ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. WE
ARE THE BORG! - third of 5
Philip: So. We gots FOY. And Plymouth. You don't want to mess with
Plymouth... he throws blocks of ice.
Bwahahahaaa! Fear me! I Am an EVIL ghost!
Ummm... Sorry. I just felt like doing that.
Game Boy Forever!!! - Jhornet
Philip: Well.. I'm a FRIENDLY ghost... I want a hug.
Come to ***********************************
NOW!
Hey, I've been a contributing regular here for
a year now. You could
at least listen to one of my plugs. - NeoVid
Philip: HA I censored out that address... now no one will know "www.angelfire.com/ma2/donottauntlsamaprod/"
is your website! HA ha.. DOH!
Everywhere I go, I see Hammerman from
Dragon Warrior Monsters...maybe it's time to put the Gameboy down...slowly..no
sudden movements....AAAAH!!! - Phoenix
Philip: Dragon Warrior Monsters.. again! The Sleeping Giant is awake..
