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Viral Speak 03-10-2000
Really? I didn't think so. You people in RED. Answering person in normal.

is it okay to use DMG ice to keep my Daquari cold? - p_fish
Philip: Sure. Just share, okay.
Spay or neuter your gameshow hosts. - Hbomb
Philip: Amen.
Visit the Nintendo Player's Club International @ http://npc.dragonfire.net ..or else.... - Spekkio
Philip: I'm only letting this slide; because you are my hero.
Okay, I was sitting on the sofa of great intelligence watching VIP because it reminds me of Get Smart, when I saw a commercial that changed my life.  You see, in an ad for Snickers, this hand ate a Snickers and a slogan.  This shocked me!  Have I been starving my hand for 17 years?  So, I must have wasted 6 bowls of Sugar Smacks trying to get my hand to make up for 17 years of starvation and typical Bosnia behavior. Then, I came to a conclusion, my hand must be the reincarnation of Karen Carpenter!  Yes, that would explain my hand serenading me to sleep at night with quiet pop.  So, I quickly put some eye shadow and a dress on my hand and called up VH-1!  Yes, Karen Carpenter reincarnated as a teenage boy's hand!  THINK OF THE HEADLINES!  "Boys Hand Top Forty Hit!"  "Hands' Low Weight Scares Family and Friends!"  Damn, I will be king of the world!  But, alas, I was beaten out by a guy who said his big toe was the reincarnation of Rick James.  To tell you the truth, I didn't even know Rick James was dead, guess you learn something new everyday. - Rapidfire
Philip: I think my hand eats too much. It's the reincarnation of John Belushi!
Hello humans - Aximilli
Philip: Humans? Where?
Hello evellybody, what do you think about the GB Advance? Neogeo Pocket lules,but......GBC lules more because of Pokemon and rrrr........rrrrrrr.......rr.. lesident...r...RESIDENT EVIL!!!! YES I CAN SAY THE R!! - Mitsubishi
Philip: How.. intelligent.
I wish my website was as cool as this one, then maybe people would subscribe to my newsletter. And what's up with all this Foy business? Now that I know what his evolved name is, I want it to be called Foy. Redian sounds stupid. And another thing. I think you guys should work more on the staff page. I mean, it's nice to know who three of the people are, but come on.. according to it, you have about 20(give or take a few)working here, and only three are known. I'd have a staff page of myself if I worked here. How do you guys come up with that "Quote of the Update?" And how come no one is ever credited? And when is Plymouth going to get his own game or monthly comic book? I'd buy that for a dollar or so... You know they should do? They should make an X-Men game for the game boy like the NES version but make Nightcrawler's teleport easier to use. And what's up with the extrenous power limits? The X-men never use their powers then mysteriously can't because their energy bar is gone. You know what could be an awesome comic book if they made an ongoing series? Zelda. You could have Link, Zelda, Marin and a whole lot of others. And why can't they make the Zelda games link together? No pun intended. And where's the port over of Super Mario Brothers 3? I want that game. You know, once they get Maniac Masion ported over and a few other games like G.I. Joe, Gyromite, and the ultima games, then I'll lvoe the Game Boy moreso than I love my SNES, and that would take a lot. You know, I have to say... this little box was a great idea. It let's us visitors and regulars come and talk to you almost head on. And I just the sound on the pokedex, I must add. I laughed so much listening to them. You should do it where you can hear the description as well. That would be awesome. Thanks for giving me a webpage I can come to and laugh as hard as I can... sometimes... It's just that dang Foy... He's taking away from Sock Monkey's sparkle. Until Ice Blue melts, Make mine DMG Ice! - Mindstorm
Philip: Nice. We love you. Here's some.. voice!
So.  Like when is Nintendo gonna get around to sending that hairy plumber Mario around for a shave and a haircut?  That moustache is like so 80's!  Oh, and while we are on the subject, who would like to see Pikachu shaven?  Foy RULEZ! - The Barber
Philip: Shaven Pikachu.. nope.. don't want to see it.
Just thought since I come here every day I'd say I love the humor slant of the site.  Also I wanted your opinions of a site I opened about a month and a half ago... GB World.  I think you might find my review system refreshingly classic and effective.  http://gbworld.vintagegaming.com -Tuxedo Mask
Philip: Sneaky pitch for your site. Well, hmm.. maybe Padrino will look at your site or something?
I recently bought an import title, DMG-NQL, by Technos.  The game is a two player olympic sports/fighting game that, according to the lable on the cartridge, was released in 1993.  Thus, it was monochrome, but still looks good on the GBC.

If you can shed any light on the English language equivalent game, and if it is available in North America I would be immensely pleased.

Remember, kids, Pikachu is only a subway rat who survived a close encounter with the third rail...  Video games don't rot your mind, it's your parents griping about how they do that does...  How about Foyiba or Roy as a name for the ladybug with massive eyebrows; and Redusa for its, judging by the name, very, very ugly evolution?

Will there ever be an NGP Ice for the Neo*Geo Pocket?  Or a WS Ice for the Wonder Swan?  Or an SGN Ice for the Nomad?  Or a GG Ice for the Game Gear?

Thanks for hearing my question/rant.  Very cool page. - Lucifer

Philip: Don't know about the game in the USA; but DMG Ice is Game Boy stuff mainly; but have you seen The Bin? I hope to fill it up with awesome reviews for all handheld systems. And I know so many NGPC owners will disagree with the reviews we have in there right now.. so they should.. *hint hint* write and send in some reviews of their own.
I won a Award! Foy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Foy rocks - Yin-Yang
Philip: Neat-o! Maybe someday.. you could win an award what is Foy?
Hello, I'm Carnafex...and I'm stupid. I have no idea what this is, so I will use this oportunity to turn myself into a plug. *Carnafex turns into a plug and puts himself (eww) in the socket* http://www.geocities.com/carnafex/index.html I don't know it that will work.....oh well. It's my new site, and theres a link to DGM Ice....and stuff. So... yeah. Enjoy, and have a jolly day.
*Carnafex un-plugs himself* - Carnafex
Philip: I wasn't gonna mention this; but the site has Ostriches.... scary Ostriches...
I wonder why some older arcade games haven't been ported to GBC yet. The ARCADE Strider is a perfect candiate for a GBC only DUAL processor port. Strider is a classic platform game with great graphics, excellent control, with cool moves, and tons of action. It also has that classic Capcom feel to it. The ARCADE Super Contra is another game that says PORT ME!. The Contra series in known for its relentless action and cool power ups and Super Contra is no exception. Space Harrier is another game that will make a great port. Its psuedo 3d view and awesome game play will make an instant GBC hit. Other ports I would like to see on GBC are Life Force, Contra(arcade game), Ghouls 'N Ghosts, Captain Commando(Long shot but worth the effort), Final ight(another long shot but also worth the effort), Double Dragon(arcade), the original Star Wars arcade, and Discs of Tron. - BrianC
Philip can think of nothing funny to say; but felt like posting this one anyways.