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Viral Speak 02-16-2001
Back to the red!!

I almost had a heart attack with that Virtual Boy joke. Evil Phil has returned! - M3wThr33
Philip: Hehehe..
FINALLY! After long (well, like 30 minutes) pondering, I have been able to make a party of Super Alternate Pokémon! What I mean is, you can now get the sparkly PKMN easily! Here's how:

Materials: GB, Monster Brain G/S, GameShark (version 3.0+), PKMN Gold/Silver

1. Get your Silver game ready in the Gameshark
2. Use the code to catch all sparkly colored PKMN (find it yourself, I'm not giving it ALL away)
3. Catch 2-6 PKMN. use the Clone PKMN trick to get as many as you need 
(you can copy items, too!)
4. Use the MonsterBrain to edit the PKMN as you like!

YAY! Now you all can have an army of PKMN like mine! Not all my army of Mews of course... - Super SaiyaMew

Philip: Hmm...
My code didn't make the Viral Speak work. I feel sad now. - Ramzi
Philip: Don't be.. it's not your fault...
http://www.depaul.edu/~sleigh1/study.html#foy

My word. Did you know about this? Did that guy who first said "Foy is flight" know about this? If not... that's one of the least likely, MOST INSANE coincidences I've seen. - S-Cargo

Philip: Actually the name Foy popped into my head for some reason; but in an earlier Viral Speak.. I found the Flight by Foy website. (Different one) and posted it up in here. When I found the Flight by Foy site.. I was like.. "WOAH!". Flight by Foy also does concerts as well as Broadway. O_O
After reading the AWESOME content on this site tonight, along with the great fan-fiction and kickbutt stuff from Josh (The Icebox rules!!), I kinda wish I found this site along time ago.  You really have something wonderful going on here, and I hope everything keeps advancing at this rate.  I have yet to find a site that brings me so much joy, and makes me feel like the people running it are everyday people that love gaming.  The fact that you have chosen Gameboy gaming as the focus of your site is so cool.  I am a fan of the Gameboy, and always look forward to what they can do with the system.  I bought Donkey Kong Country the day it was released, just to see how the GBC could pull it off, and I am looking forward to Dragons Lair.  I am actually looking forward to the GBA more then any system due to be released this year.  I cant wait to see the stuff they are gonna do with that thing!  Well I guess I just wanted to say keep up the good work, and ask you one question.  Are you gonna add a fan-art section to the site anytime soon?  I've got some drawings I'd like to send in.  If you would like to e-mail me, you can do so at darrell_hinkle@hotmail.com.thanks Phil. - Darrell Hinkle
Philip: Sweet! Actually, in Area DMG we had something like fan art for a while.. I'm thinking of doing a dedicated fan art thing soon. But.. OUI! I have so much to do! I will find a way though. Glad you like the site. ^_^
Hey Phil, are you into Dance Dance Revolution?  I found that game in an arcade here in Tucson and I just love it.  You made a reference to dancing to "In The Navy", a song that is in Dance Dance,in your Metal Gear Solid 2 Oddish feature so I was wondering.  Its a great game and if you havnt gotten to play it yet you should definatly treat yourself to it. - Xion511
Philip: Actually.. I've been playing the brand new, unreleased sequel.. "Sleep Sleep Opression"
Middy: Hello all! This is the MMXtreme salutation!
X: That's right! Here, we all say a big Hi to everyone who was stupid enough to buy our ... um... I mean who was fortunate enough to purchase such a good bargain!
Techno: Even though SOME of us got jipped in the pay...
X: Deal with it! I've been in 9 games thus far (count em!) and I deserve to get more money! Doesn't matter to me if Capcom's cheap to you...
Zero: SO WHAT? I'm cooler, smarter, have better background, and the Kick-Ass Sabre! I'm better than you, so there!!
X: Then WHY do you die no matter what in X5?
Zero:.......
Geemel: KeKeKe! I'm pointless in my flying kite thing! KeKeKe!
Zain: Shut up, you moron! <slashes Geemel's kite> haha!
Techno: Stop it, or I'll kill you both!
<X, Zero, Geemel, Zain, and practically everyone else burst into laughter>
Middy: Don't laugh at my brother! All the pain he feels, I feel too!
Zero: So? We hate you too! <stabs Techno in heart for instant death> heh heh heh...
<Middy goes into long, agonizing death, while everyone else has a good time>
Sigma: FuFuFu!!! THAT'S entertainment!
X: Sigma, why is it you always have some retards doing your dirty work? I mean, there's Vile, the funky doctor in X3, and now these losers. What's with you, man?
Sigma: Oh, I get paid extra for having pointless lackeys! FuFuFu!
X: REALLY? hmm... <gets pointless lackey> YAY!
Zero: hmm... <gets pointless lackey> YAY!
Some random Met (the hard-hat things!): <gets pointless lackey that beats him up> ... ooh... ow....
Zero: I think we should get Iris back in the series. She was H O T T Hot!
X: ... Zero, what have you been drinking? She was pointless!
Zero: But still, someone has to get the girl and I wanna get that one!
Sigma: What about MY feelings? I want compassion in X6!!!
X: dude, there's no more X games...
Sigma: .....
Middy, who is dying: what about me?
<everyone shoots at him>
X: Well, since this is the last time I'll see you guys, I wanna say I'll miss you all!
Zero: What? You're not gonna go to Capcom's old Video Game library?
X: Nope! I'm on the GBA!
<Zero and Sigma both stab X>
<X blows up>
Zero: Maybe that makes Zero EXE!
<Sigma kills Zero>
Sigma: Now it's Sigma EXE!
<swarm of Mets kill Sigma>
Mets: MET EXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now, that was dysfunctional... MST at will... - .......

Philip: .....
This isn't witty or funny or anything, but I just wanted everyone to know I haven't deserted the place. I've been in and out of the hospital and having tests or doctor appts. every day since last Monday. I get to have a heart test on Valentines day! Actually they thought I had a heart attack and spent a while hooked up to all kinds of stuff, but it wasn't a heart attack. It's something with the heart but they don't know what yet. Jeeez. It's always something. Things like this are unusuall in a 36 yr. old, but they do happen. The nurses were pretty upset when I came in because they had a 28 yr old with the same thing die last week. Well, I haven't been able to work on my site or even play my gameboy...but I guess it will still be there when I get back. Hope to see everyone soon. - pikamom
Philip: Get well soon!
I no longer complain about the election-I really stopped caring after about a week.  The reason Gore kept begging for recounts?  He has Teamster and Mafia backings.  He wasn't dumb enough to give up.  He wanted to live.  Bush as President?  The next four years will be bliss. 

As for Pokémon on Toonami in a few years?  HIGHLY unlikely.  Toonami is designed to be edgy, and it's aiming for the preteen to college-guy-who-should-be-studying audience.  Put Pokémon in the lineup?  There will be a massive cry of "Toonami is suX0rz!  Pika(LIBERMANIZED FOR YOUR PROTECTION) iz Gay!" and their entire audience falls out.  Despite the fact that even the Tenchi series fell to some of the incredibly dumb lows that Pokémon does (Am I the only one who saw the "Psuedo Dad" episode?  "Traffic Safety Arrow?"  I mean, it was funny, but...it felt so childish...)  Besides, while DBZ will still be on in 5 years due to lame-o fanboys who think that nothing beats DBZ.  Tenchi...I doubt it.  Not as many episodes...Although they are bringing back Gundam Wing in March to 
hype First Gundam.  Which is good.  I've been going through GW withdrawls. - Jethro McBiggun

Philip: Tenchi is a comedy/action series. Same as Pokemon.... They really need to get the damn Tenchi Muyo movies on Toonami.. okay.. I know.. heavy swimsuit painting.. but hey... Oh, well..
Nee! - KnightWhoSaysNee
Philip: Movies made by an odd British comedic traveling group are a poor basis for establishing a Viral Speak. ;P
So Phil, how many copies of "Super Real Mahjong" can I put ya down for? *snicker* - Import Guy
Philip: One for me and one for Akemi. It's got two player mode right?
Hmmmmmmmmm
What to say about phil...
Well theres nothing to say cuz NO ONE LIKES HIM!
He has no friends and thank you for your time - assmonkey
Philip: You know.. this one is really lame. You can do better. ;)
Well, Valentine's Day is almost upon us and with this holiday of love comes my sweet baby's birthday.

This year she's going to be having a 102 Dalmations birthday party.

Now before I used to hate this holiday and thought it to be pointless, but now I always have something to look foward to.  :) - Lady Rend

Philip: Well.. Happy Belated Birthday to Baby Rend!!
The Chu Chu mice have taken over my brain.

CHU! CHU!

Know where I can get an orange watermelon-shaped cat? - Orochi p_fish

Philip: Now.. imagine when we can take that WITH us on the go... God save us all!!!! We're all going to SUFFER!!! The horror! THE HORROR!     chu
Hey der, everyone.

Having noted the cheerful Amazon Honor System icon on DMGIce, I decided 
to take a look at it...

Visit codebook.stals.com and tell me what you think of it now! The 
Cukemage even looks happier.

- DavidDayton@bigfoot.com

Philip: Blatant plugs for everyone!
I think the soundtrack for the new F-Zero game for GBA should be comprised of Skinny Puppy songs.  Imagine racing futuristic vehicles to the sounds of Spasmolytic ;).

By the way, has there ever been a decent Simpsons game, ever?  I don't really have faith in the new one... - Fra-la-la, the happy aardvark

Philip: The Arcade one rocked.. I would like to see it on GBA. I mean.. it's four players in the Arcade.. and it was GOOD. I think Konami made it; but I'm not sure. $eeing a$ Digital Ecip$e enjoy$ porting over arcade game$ like Dragon'$ Lair to GBC.. I hope they $ee fit to try a port of that arcade game to GBA.
Ah, rants... how I missed 'em.  Here's something to trigger the next one:

I heard that they're finally nearly finished with the Florida vote recount.  And so far, Gore's ahead by about 29,000 votes.

I'm scared.

How much is a plane ticket to Canada? - NeoVid

Philip: Was this the CNN (Time Warner/Aol/National Democratic Association) recount? Or the Lewis Farakhan recount? Who ever does the recounts by HAND is going to be biased about it. The computer recounted the votes before. In fact they did two computer recounts. Leave it at that. although.. I'm eager to recount those votes. Because I feel that Florida really belongs to Tatanga. As does the rest of the nation!
Raptor:Just a note to all my loyal fans (all 3 of them) that I'm still working on the talk show.  After the whole Pikachu incident, I had to fire most of the staff.  The director managed to figure out a way to keep her job (*BEEP*!) and how she did I really don't want to say.  Right now, I'm still trying to find a vic...I mean guest for the show.  Hmm...maybe Clinton...oh yeah, which reminds me.  This should come as a 
blow to the "selected, not elected," crowd, but a newspaper in Florida found that if every vote in Miami/Dade had been recounted, even Gore's beloved dimpled chads, Bush would have won by 5 votes.
Director: we found someone for you to interview. 
Raptor: Who?
Director: Bomberman.
Raptor: Okay, send him in.
Director: Are you sure?
Raptor: *BEEP* *BEEP*, of course I'm sure!
Director: Okay, don't say I didn't warn you...
*Bomberman walks in and sits down.*
Raptor: Hello *looks at card* Mr. Man?  That's your name?  Bomber F. 
Man?
Bomberman: Yeah.  F stands for fire!  Uh oh...
Raptor: What?
Bomberman: My psychologist told me not to say that...
Raptor: Why?
Bomberman: heh heh heh...FIRE!  FIRE!  FIRE!
Raptor: Okay...next question...
Bomberman: FIRE!  FIRE!  FIRE!  *starts throwing bombs* FIRE!  FIRE! 
FIRE!
Raptor: Holy *beep*!  He's become a pyromaniac!
Audience member: Is that any surprise?
Raptor: ...oh yeah...good point...
Bomberman: FIRE!  FIRE!  FIRE!
Raptor: Call the looney wagon!  Call the bomb squad!  For the Lord's sake, call somebody!
*Bomberman continues chucking bombs for the next 10 minutes.  When he's 
finally dragged away by the bomb squad and the police, the studio is in ruins.*
Director: I told you...
Raptor: Shut up.  Do we have anyone else to interview - Raptor
Philip: Did that get cut off? If you want to do a DIRECT Viral Speak.. just send me an e-mail. Well, I wasn't going to post it because it looked cut off; but look up in the first few lines. Note how here is someone with a radically different view of the Recounts. One that's more mathamatically plausible; but still.. a HAND recount is theft for who ever it actually succeeds in defeating. Because, people are biased. You see, that's just the way it is. If you wanted an unbiased opinion.. you could hand-cuff Perot and Nader together to a chair (They might actually like that.. O_O) and make THEM recount those. ;P
speaking of virtual boy, didja ever play red alarm?  that game was awesome!!!  a mix of descent, star fox, and battlezone (but in red)fun game, fun fun game... cool music, graphics... were ok, but they were 3d, and that made up for it, and I loved the hidden "virtual boy" in the first level, and the way there was all that matrix-like text (yet red) that appears on the screen with various phrases which would sell the virtual boy and stuff... see, now that game shoulda been the first released one, that went in the demo units... then the system would have sold, for sure! - Allison-Axe
Philip: I own that game! It's awesome!
Sega + Gameboy Advance= AWESOME!!  Think about how cool it would be to get some portable Phatasy Star loving on the GBA.  Or how aboot Altered Beast, eh? I think its cool that you are buying a DC Phil.  That reaffirms my faith that great gameplay matters more to some then silly hype.  Cause with the PS2, people have seem to be swollowing it up like shrimp at a free buffet, forgeting that the games make the system and right now the PS2 doesnt have many good ones (if any).  It strikes me as a bit funny that we live in a world that would allow a system with so many awesome games to languish on the shelves, while a system with such crap as Gameday 2001 and well, pretty much everything on it so far, excels.  Sure they will be graced with some Sega titles in the future, but why are the PS2 fans so interested in them?  If they find Sega games so entertaining why didnt the just buy a Dreamcast?  Its apathy like that that causes me to be a bit afraid of the future of gaming in general  I know not everyone can afford all the systems out there, but if the games interest you, why take a wait and see attitude?  If we do that everytime a new system comes out, then its gonna be tough for any of them to stay afloat.  Sorry for the rant there, I just get sick when I go to PS2 oriented sites and see the editors wish lists for Sega games they would like to see for the PS2, or about how much they love Sega games. God forbid they actually buy a Sega system!!!  - Cyberxion101
Philip: You see.. umm.. actually... umm.. damn. I have nothing to say to add on to that. You have truly made a point I can't debate. But... wait! I'll be the devil's advocate here for a moment. Or rather, a Funco Land Sales Associate.

Bear with me. *ahem*

"Why not buyDreamcast? Because it suxs!1111!! YeAh i saidit suxs lkie that sucking thing mah momma hand to do to put I in skool.! PS2 rocxsss!!!!11 it;s a bazilllions of times mroe better then Lame Cube and sucXBox and thay made that Finla Fantasys movees o it!!!111 That whats I told and I knuw! Nad Pokemon sucxs!!111 Nintendoi is makes only games 4 kidz and I 39 years old and momma says I smaht 'nough to vote! PS2 rocxxssss lik Gore rocxssss!!! Sega maked gamez for PS2; but they r goodd ONLY ;cause theys on PS2!!!! Not Dreamcrap which makes none moire powers then SONY!!!"

Man, I could feel the brain cells dying. I don't know how the Senate can do that all day and remain sane. Oh, never mind. 

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