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BLACK IS THE NEW BLACK FOR THE NINTENDO 3DS XL SYSTEM

The SEX PANTHER of handhelds.

July 30, 2013

The Nintendo 3DS XL system is about to get a little more formal. On Aug. 11, Nintendo is releasing a black version of the Nintendo 3DS XL hand-held system, joining the currently available range of colors: blue, red and pink.

The system is launching on the same day as Nintendo 3DS game Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, so fans that pick up a new black system or already own a Nintendo 3DS can also play the exciting new entry in the much-loved Mario & Luigi role-playing series. Aug. 11 will be a classy day to become a new Nintendo 3DS owner. Just make sure there is room in your tuxedo pocket or fancy purse!*

For more information about Nintendo 3DS, visit http://www.nintendo.com/3ds. For more information about Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, visit http://marioandluigidreamteam.com.

*HYPERBOLE NOTE: This thing is daaaaaaaamn sexy. I mean, look upon it. Actually, in a properly fitted sport jacket, this will fit in your inside pocket perfectly fine. In a tuxedo pocket, probably not so much.
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