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This is the original warning that was in front of the Oddish when it was a seperate section. It is recorded here for posterity reasons. Originally, it was only ten reasons. Numbers 12, 13, 7, 9, and 11 were added later and the original order was changed. Below is the extra rejected warning ideas that came with the third re-iteration of the Oddish.
WARNING!!

DO NOT ENTER THE ODDISH IF:
1. Funny stuff offends you.
2. You am easily fooled.
3. Your mommies name is "Tipper" Gore.
4. Video games get your panties in a wad.
5. You are stupid as sin.
6. Mild profanity makes you want to kill things.
7. You are a teen idol.
8. You suck.
9. You get all your news from MTV news.
10. You are Tony Danza.
11. You think this is the Pallet Gym Memorial.
12. You voted for FORBES.
13. You remember your FIRST Village People Concert.
14. You think plants like you.
15. You live in some small town in Colorado with Hippies.

REJECTED EXTRA WARNINGS
16. The number 42 means nothing to you.
17. You're still Jenny from the block.
18. You prefer the taste of New Coke.
19. You just so happen to be fully clothed. Twice.
20. The last thing you ate before reading the site was related to you by blood.

ENTER!