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A parody of Alanis Morrisettes song "Head Over Feet".
New Words by Philip Andrew Wesley 1997
V.1. I had no choice but to hear you,
You honked your car horn about two seconds two late.
I thought about it.
You hit me like, I'm a speed bump.
I'm not happy, anymore la-dee da
And you ask how I'm doing.
Chorus: You've already run me over.
In your P.O.V.
And don't be alarmed that I've fallen,
Down on the street.
Don't be surprised what I'm thinking is not very nice.
So I want to tell you, it's all your fault!!
V.2. Your bumper is thick.
And it hit me broadside.
Your so much dumber, than I gave you credit for.
I'm calling my lawyer.
REPEAT CHORUS.
V.3. You are the target of my undeniable hate.
You held your breath.
And didn't try to help me.
What were you drinking?
(VARIOUS CAR NOISES.)
V.4. You're the worst driver,
That I've ever met.
I'm suing for damage.
Damage and benefits.
What took the cops so long?
I've never felt this unhealthy before.
I never wanted to go to the hospital.
I am aware now.
You haven't a prayer now.
Repeat Chorus 2x.
End: La la la la de da dada oh oh ooh ooh oh la da la da la da la de de de
da da YOU OUGHTA KNOW, IT'S ALL YOU FAULT! (Continue to fade.)