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The Dawn Spawn basement was silent. "Are we going to do more Pokémon stuff?" "Not right now..." "Good." Vuefire leaned over and asked Sephiroth (A Mewtwo) a question: "Can we go for an X rating?" "Well.. X doesn't exist anymore.. it's now NC-17." "Oh.. can we do a NC-17 or whatever?" "Sure; but not on DMG Ice." Sephiroth pushed a button and a large screen appeared. "I love this technology." Poppy Seed (A Wigglytuff), and Vuefire (A Red Virus) sat down in front of it. "We need one more person.. where's Jerry?" "He's on vacation." Suddenly there was a dramatic knock on the door. "What's that?" "Answer it, damn it!" A small Smiling face was there. "I am Mr. Too-Damn-Happy Man! Call me HAPPY!" "Okay.. this will do." Mr. Too-Damn-Happy Man looked at them and said: "I will MST with you.. if we get to advertise." Sephiroth looked up and said: "Okay... this MST is brought to you by www.dmgice.com and the ODDISH. You know the mottos. 'Serious Game Boy' and 'Get ODDISH, get laid.' Now, go see those." "That's enough advertising." "Good. Let's start the damned thing."
Sephiroth = S
Poppy Seed = PS
Vuefire = V
Mr. Too-Damn-Happy Man = H
>Mega Man & X vs. Sigma & Wylie
S: I'm scared... it misspelled Wiley.
>Part 1
H: Not a good part.
>By YOUNGBLOOD
S: Damn New Sentinals...
>December, 20th,
H: The last time NeoVid got any.
PS: Got what?
S: I like this guy.. he's mean.
V: Yeah!
>21XX
V: The BEST kind of porn!
>23:00 MMX time
S: What the f*ck is that?
H: MMX time.. it runs slower to hurt you.
>Cloaked Base in Mount Everest
S: Must of had a Hell of a time hollowing out the mountain.
>Since the last encounter with X,
V: Which left him unsatisfied.
H: And a little sticky.
>Sigma has been critizing
S: The Author... for good cause.
V: Heh.
PS: (As Philip) Hmmm...
>out all the flaws
S: Not all of them.. unfortunately.
>which has left
V: Him limp.
>his previous attempts of
V: Getting up.
S: I will leave you alone for now..
>terminating Mega Man X unsuccessful.
S: It's the new Capcom game. "Mega Man X Unsuccessful". And it will spawn many sequels.
>From the last battle, Sigma had lost
V: His girlish blush.
>8 Robot masters
V: Bates Hotel.. now with vacancy!
S: ....
>and was in need to
H: Find vapid girls.
PS: Huh?
>replacements,
S: I kill replacements.
>not to mention
S: Then don't.
>something ever more powerful.
S: Because the rogaine wasn't cutting it.
>As Sigma plots
S: As The World Turns.
V: Such are the Days of Our Lives.
PS: Careful! He'll put you in the General Hospital.
H: Where you may not see the Guiding Light.
V: I feel Young and Restless.
S: Kill this thread.. or you'll end up in Another World.
>against Mega Man,
H: Well, DUH!
>our young hero is busy
V: Beating his Data Monkey
>upgrading his abilities
S: That's what they call it now?
>in combat through the training provided by
H: Richard Simmons.
>Zero...
S: The World is a Vampire. Sent to drain!
H: Secret Destroyers.. hold you up to the flame!
V: That's not a funny thread....
>We find the pair located in a new
V: Set of thongs.
Sephiroth hits himself several times to end his horrible mental picture.
>hideout which the two have constructed to
V: Hide their liasons.
>aid their battles against the evil
V: That's what they call it now?
>powers Sigma.
H: Grr... Yeah, Baby. Yeah!
>Currently training in "Heavy Armor,"
V: That's what they call it now?
S: That's the third time you have used that damn joke.
V: But it's still funny.
S: I'm going to hit you with my "Heavy Armor".
>they engage in a competitive
S: "Roll in the Hay".
V: Oooooooooooh... so MSTable.
PS: Roll is in this?
H: Nothing like an incestual Robot orgy.
>combat. We hear comments
V: From us and we like them too.
>exchanged from the maverick hunters.
S: So.. does that mean they chase after Mel Gibson?
V: I can only hope they want to shoot him.
>"Stand your ground and try to anticipate
V: My early ending.
>your opponent’s next attack..." shouts
Vuefire uses SHOUTS.
S: Auugh! Not that attack!
>the older, experienced maverick hunter
S: Is always the one to get killed.
V: Although.. before that he/she "trains" the younger, nubile maverick hunter.
>between exchanging plasma blasts
V: HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHJHHAHAHHAahhajghgahgsdhgajgdhgghj
S: He choked on the opportunity.
H: That's not all that was choked.
>with
H: You. So happy together!
>X...
V: Only one X?
>Mega Man returns the fire
V: There are pills to prevent that.
>and a couple more shots to keep the battle alive,
V: Keep it alive.... and coming.
"I’ll keep that in mind!"
H: Although to do that you must first HAVE one.
>shouts
PS: Throws your hands backs and shouts!
>X
V: Oooooo, Xish.
>firing again
V: Who is he, Peter North?
>blindly
S: See, they should have stopped years ago.
>in hope of hitting Zero.
V: Sppppppppppppppppoooooooooooooooonnnnnnnn!
>Zero: *thinking ,
H: Doesn't happen much.
S: The author could learn something from Zero.
> "I may have a better chance if
H: I wear the Red Lingerie.
>I can get to higher ground
S: It's a Peppers song.
H: Cool.
>and attack him from there.
V: Zero wants to change positions.
>Wait
S: David Matthews must die.
>what if he notices that
S: This fan fiction blows.
PS: Blows what?
>I have left my
V: Pink push-up.
>post...
S: We did.
>Even he would assume
V: The position!
PS: What are you guys talking about?
>that I have maneuvered to another position..."
V: The Butterfly.
H: Actually, the "Dragon" is a new one.
S: Or "falling Lotus Blossoms".
PS: Does that hurt?
>Zero fired another couple shots
V: He does that.. a LOT.
>and continued
S: Da-mn... you're right.
>deciding his next plan of action,
S: Which was to kill himself.
>" Arg, he’s
S: Electric.
>too aggressive
V: He he he. Mega Man's a "dom".
>for me to go head on!
S: I could see this become a new type of phrase.
V: This fan fiction s good..... for me to go head on!
>I have to draw attention
V: Otherwise I feel dirty.
>away from me in some way, but how?"
H: Dress in drag and do the hula.
>Zero continues his thoughts
S: Amazing.. he's been thinking for about 10 seconds! A new record
>as does his shower of plasma
V: AAAAAUGH! My eye!
>gunfire towards X.
S: We'll probably see copycat shootings.
H: Yeah, someone in a trench Coat with red spandex and a shotgun in his/her (?) arm will run into a school somewhere.. and the nation will still blame Doom.
>"Come on out Zero!
V: (As Mega Man X) "You know the pressure is getting to you!"
>I’ve got you beat this time...
V: He's beating him.
S: That sounds so wrong when you say it.
>HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!"
ALL: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
>cheered
PS: Tide.
>the young reploid.
V: Moved silently through the grasslands of Africa.
S: See the noble gazelle.
H: can you do me a favor and replay the last couple lines of fan fiction?
>I’ve got you beat this time... HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!"
>cheered the young reploid.
H: Mega Man X isn't a damn Reploid! In the first game.. they unearthed him and the "Reploids" were made from his specifications!
S: Hear that?
H: What?
S: That's the sound of no one giving a fuck.
>Without further thought
S: This fic was written.
>Mega Man leaped into the air
PS: Wow.. exciting.
>and repeatedly places several shots towards Zero
V: I think there's a specific branch of porn for jumping shots...
>before air dashing behind another
PS: Rubber tree! Oops! There goes another one!
>obstacle which shielded him from the returning fire.
V: Although.. I heard it can eat through some metals.
>Mega Man checked
V: Himself.
S: (As Mega Man) "Oh, no! I'm NOT a Mega MAN!"
>around the
S: World.
>barrier to see if any of his plasma fire had been successful in
V: Impregnating.
S: Yuck.
>damaging Zero’s armor in anyway, but Zero was no where in site...
S: Zero had to get the Hell out of Dodge.. and this fic.
>X’s mouth droped open
V: He was ready.
>momentarily. Clenching his teeth once again
V: It's Mega-Monica?
S: I just got a very disturbing mental picture... thanks, jerk.
>he took a moment to contemplate,
S: He's going t actually try thinking? It could be painful un this fic.
>"Where is he, he was here a second ago..."
S: Try the Lost and Found.
H: Oh, where oh where, can my baby be!
V: Don't sing that.
>Stillness was in the air.
S: Until someone shot Stillness down.
>Suddenly, without warning X shifts
V: Don't you hate it when you shift without warning?
>his blaster cannon arm under his
V: Pants.
>left, firing he heard a satisfying clang
V: Ooooh.. Yeah.. CLANG! Oh, baby! CLANG!
>as the charred smell of
H: This Fan Fic.
>metal filled X’s sensors,
PS: That could hurt!
>a sound he was most familiar with,
V: And it went like this: "Ungh!"
S: I was thinking more like this: "Jiffy Lube!"
>the sound of metal denting from close range plasma
V: Close range plasma.. messy.
>fire... a loud crash followed
S: (As X) Damnit, Crash! You have your own game.. get the Hell out of mine!
>as Zero dropped to the ground grasping
V: His goods.
>where X had struck him.
S: So violent..
H: Yeah.. that makes it decent.
V: Decent? You mean like GOOD?
H: For me to poopie on!
>The young maverick slowly descended
V: Through the window.. just like that dream.
>towards the ground and he began to grin...
S: It was good for him too?
>"I took your advise...
V: He used protection.
>‘Anticipate your opponent’s next move...’ Let’s get you
V: Off.
>fixed up and we’ll try again tomorrow."
V: Those too are like.. BUNNYMAN!
>X extended his arm down to help Zero
V: I hope it was his arm.
>return to his feet. Zero glared devilishly
V: Oooh.. what a nifty weapon!
Sephiroth glared devilishly.
>at maverick hunter, his glare quickly faded to reveal an ironic smirk,
S: It's a two part attack!
>"You’re a punk, and you know it..."
S: Umm.. Punk is dead.
H: Yeah.. Green Day seems so intent on killing it.
>Zero reached for X’s hand. Graciously
V: He still has his dignity?
>hauling Zero
V: Like hauling ass?
>to his feet he remarked "I know."
H: What you did last summer.
>X smiled. "....until tomorrow,
PS: Rosebud.
>then you can get your revenge."
V: Nifty.
>"Yeah, but tomorrow I’m going to kick your ass good... lets go..."
V: Tommorrows events are mostly tail..
>The duo carefully crawld out the access hatch,
S: I'm thinking...
>the battle chamber doors slid to a closed
V: They zipped up.
>behind them with an irritating SCREECH!
H: Screech must die!
PS: Where's Kelly? She's my hero.
>Both Zero and X shuddered and turned to face each other,
V: (As both) I was impressed by your preformance.
>"Damn, we’ve gotta'’ get that thing fixed." muttered X.
S: Exactly what I was thinking...
>"Yeah, I’ll have a look at it first thing in the morning." Replied Zero.
H: Although.. he ain't gonna do jack about it.
>TO BE CONTINUED...
S: Not if I can help it..
Sephiroth turned toward Mr. Too Damn Happy Man. "Time to leave!" Sephiroth grabbed Mr. Too Damn Happy Man and flung him out the door. "Good Riddance." Now.. what next?