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By Adrock 1999
Rated PG
Some schools won't let you play Game Boy or any other thing at school. My school is OK, I can play Game Boy in AEP (study class) as long as I do some work before that. It's right after my second hour so there is not too much to do. I've brung my Game Boy to school numerous times. Almost every game I have has been at school. Mostly I bring the Pokemon pak that Philip gave me, and my Game Boy Camera. I take pictures of the cute seniors who I love so dear and then when I get home I draw hearts
on them.
I am glad my school has so much freedom. But... I know for some there is no freedom. I am glad I can wear a Beastie Boys T-shirt to school. One reason why things get violated is because of dumbasses. If there were no dumbasses, I would be very happy. Let me tell you how not to be a dumbass.
Game Boy - People who play in class, right out in the open, when important things are going on, like class reading. At least try and hide it with your bookbag, or play when the teacher is grading papers.
(band name here) T-shirt - People who go around showing off thier shirt. Tell them to go away. It disrupts the class and draws attention to any questionable words on your shirt.
Pagers - People who have thier girlfriends (or for guys, just friends) to call them during class to make them look hot, but they are just skanky hoes. Telling people who leave messages like 1134206 that they can have your pager number.
Furby - You just shouldn't bring one. You'll get it taken away faster than you can say loo-loo. You don't need it, really. Put it to sleep in a box.
Magic or other card game - Can count to most teachers as "gambling", even though money is not at stake. One way you can play, is to play while you are studying, and hand people cards back and forth while
studying. Don't sell your cards (or pokemon data for that matter) to kids. It's stupid. Don't trade cards anyways really, you may get jipped out of a good card.
IN ANY CASE, don't do something without thinking twice. If you get caught, you ruin it for everyone. Everyone will hate you. DON'T be a dumbass. That's right. Those kids who recite Brady Bunch episodes to themselves in the corner? They are dumbasses.
And a message to teachers and principals: The whole disruption of learning thing is getting really old. If it really is hazardous to someone, you shouldn't be so hard as to ruin it for the people who do it in moderation. And give warning to students who do it so they know that they are doing wrong.
One more thing for students: DON'T BE A HATER AND TELL ON EVERY BAD THING YOU SEE! YOU WILL GO TO HELL! YOU WILL GO TO HELL AND YOU WILL DIE!